[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Mr. Paeng of the PI.

Have you ever placed a balut in your mouth ?

Friend, I am here for helping. I'm am called Raphael Gomez. I am Baptist man in Manilla. I love Jesus too and have a wife who does what I say always. Usually!

She need sometime be remind who is head at home, so I give gentle spank, with blessing of God, when she need one.

Just remember, not to make a bruise or cut, and NEVER in face or on head! Jesus do not think that is OK! If you need for more advise, I can post more.

Are you from Phillipines too?

Yours IN Christ

Raffy

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Mr. Paeng of the PI.

Have you ever placed a balut in your mouth ?

That's a rather odd question, Dr. Mabuse! Wouldn't it be rather hard to vote with it in his mouth?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

That's a rather odd question, Dr. Mabuse! Wouldn't it be rather hard to vote with it in his mouth?

Ahh Reverend if he is truly a Pilipino he will know exactly to which I refer.

Maging Ayos.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

Friend, I am here for helping. I'm am called Raphael Gomez. I am Baptist man in Manilla. I love Jesus too and have a wife who does what I say always. Usually!

She need sometime be remind who is head at home, so I give gentle spank, with blessing of God, when she need one.

Just remember, not to make a bruise or cut, and NEVER in face or on head! Jesus do not think that is OK! If you need for more advise, I can post more.

Are you from Phillipines too?

Yours IN Christ

Raffy

Ping; you seem like an interesting fellow. Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section and tell us how a gook like yourself found Jesus.

[Mr. Paeng]

Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

Why so mean you all? I was born Jakarta Indonesia. My name is Raphael Gomez. Paeng is like tagalog for Rapheal, and most men there at work call me Mr. Paeng because I am boss.

I spell OK in English, you know where I am from! Jesus is spell right, what else matters, right? Rev. Rodimer, who are you anyway? Why are you not a Pastor, HUH!

Pastor, I started a thread there already.

Others can do what they want, don't like me, don't read messages!

God Bless you anyway.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

Tulad ng sinabi ko, welcome sa aming forum. Ikaw ay hindi kasagutan sa aking tanong. Ano ang pinaka-karumal-dumal bagay na may kahit minsan ilagay sa iyong bibig?

Sa inyo ni Kristo,
Sayved

Why so mean you all? I was born Jakarta Indonesia. My name is Raphael Gomez. Paeng is like tagalog for Rapheal, and most men there at work call me Mr. Paeng because I am boss.

I spell OK in English, you know where I am from! Jesus is spell right, what else matters, right? Rev. Rodimer, who are you anyway? Why are you not a Pastor, HUH!

Pastor, I started a thread there already.

Others can do what they want, don't like me, don't read messages!

God Bless you anyway.

[Mr. Paeng]

Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

Ahh Reverend if he is truly a Pilipino he will know exactly to which I refer.

Maging Ayos.

Balut are very good. And for . . . you know what too!

Maging mapitagan sa isang tao ng Diyos!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

I spell OK in English, you know where I am from! Jesus is spell right, what else matters, right? Rev. Rodimer, who are you anyway? Why are you not a Pastor, HUH!

Because I'm not in Freehold, dimwit. I'm Pastor of another church.

Jesus hates it when people pretend to be something they're not; how about coming clean for a change?

[Mr. Paeng]

Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

Tulad ng sinabi ko, welcome sa aming forum. Ikaw ay hindi kasagutan sa aking tanong. Ano ang pinaka-karumal-dumal bagay na may kahit minsan ilagay sa iyong bibig?

Sa inyo ni Kristo,
Sayved

Nasagot ko ang inyong katanungan tungkol sa pato itlog. Ako ay hindi lamang sa computer, ako ay may asawa upang magbantay sa!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

Nasagot ko ang inyong katanungan tungkol sa pato itlog. Ako ay hindi lamang sa computer, ako ay may asawa upang magbantay sa!

Bakit mo kamuhian si Jesus at magtawa sa Kanya sa iyong nagdurugo? Si Jesus ay kamuhian ang mga taong magpanggap na ibang tao.

[Mr. Paeng]

Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

Then why are you not called Pastor?

[Mr. Paeng]

Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

Hindi sa tingin namin ay dapat na pagsasalita tulad na ito sa forum na ito Amerikano.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

Will you homers quit speaking in tongues! We aren't Pantycoastals here!

Shoo demons!! Leave these people alone!! In Christ's name!


There, that should do it.

[Mr. Paeng]

Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

Bakit mo kamuhian si Jesus at magtawa sa Kanya sa iyong nagdurugo? Si Jesus ay kamuhian ang mga taong magpanggap na ibang tao.

Hindi ko hate si Jesus, ako ang Panginoon! Sino ako kunuwa na? Ang isang tao sa kanyang mga tuhod sa harap ng Diyos ay na ako!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

Then why are you not called Pastor?

Because I am not a Pastor at Landover. I just told you that, dimwit!

Will you homers quit speaking in tongues! We aren't Pantycoastals here!

Shoo demons!! Leave these people alone!! In Christ's name!


There, that should do it.

My apologies, Pastor Ezekiel. The Spirit moved me to refute this God-mocker in a language he understands only via online translators. I will ignore all of his non-English rantings from now on.