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  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151

    #16
    Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

    Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Mr. Paeng of the PI.

    Have you ever placed a balut in your mouth ?

    Originally posted by Mr. Paeng View Post
    Friend, I am here for helping. I'm am called Raphael Gomez. I am Baptist man in Manilla. I love Jesus too and have a wife who does what I say always. Usually!

    She need sometime be remind who is head at home, so I give gentle spank, with blessing of God, when she need one.

    Just remember, not to make a bruise or cut, and NEVER in face or on head! Jesus do not think that is OK! If you need for more advise, I can post more.

    Are you from Phillipines too?

    Yours IN Christ

    Raffy


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #17
      Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
      Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Mr. Paeng of the PI.

      Have you ever placed a balut in your mouth ?
      That's a rather odd question, Dr. Mabuse! Wouldn't it be rather hard to vote with it in his mouth?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • SayvedByTheLord
        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 3151

        #18
        Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        That's a rather odd question, Dr. Mabuse! Wouldn't it be rather hard to vote with it in his mouth?
        Ahh Reverend if he is truly a Pilipino he will know exactly to which I refer.

        Maging Ayos.


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #19
          Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

          Originally posted by Mr. Paeng View Post
          Friend, I am here for helping. I'm am called Raphael Gomez. I am Baptist man in Manilla. I love Jesus too and have a wife who does what I say always. Usually!

          She need sometime be remind who is head at home, so I give gentle spank, with blessing of God, when she need one.

          Just remember, not to make a bruise or cut, and NEVER in face or on head! Jesus do not think that is OK! If you need for more advise, I can post more.

          Are you from Phillipines too?

          Yours IN Christ

          Raffy

          Ping; you seem like an interesting fellow. Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section and tell us how a gook like yourself found Jesus.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Mr. Paeng
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2008
            • 18

            #20
            Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

            Why so mean you all? I was born Jakarta Indonesia. My name is Raphael Gomez. Paeng is like tagalog for Rapheal, and most men there at work call me Mr. Paeng because I am boss.

            I spell OK in English, you know where I am from! Jesus is spell right, what else matters, right? Rev. Rodimer, who are you anyway? Why are you not a Pastor, HUH!

            Pastor, I started a thread there already.

            Others can do what they want, don't like me, don't read messages!

            God Bless you anyway.

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #21
              Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

              Tulad ng sinabi ko, welcome sa aming forum. Ikaw ay hindi kasagutan sa aking tanong. Ano ang pinaka-karumal-dumal bagay na may kahit minsan ilagay sa iyong bibig?

              Sa inyo ni Kristo,
              Sayved

              Originally posted by Mr. Paeng View Post
              Why so mean you all? I was born Jakarta Indonesia. My name is Raphael Gomez. Paeng is like tagalog for Rapheal, and most men there at work call me Mr. Paeng because I am boss.

              I spell OK in English, you know where I am from! Jesus is spell right, what else matters, right? Rev. Rodimer, who are you anyway? Why are you not a Pastor, HUH!

              Pastor, I started a thread there already.

              Others can do what they want, don't like me, don't read messages!

              God Bless you anyway.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

              Comment

              • Mr. Paeng
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Nov 2008
                • 18

                #22
                Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

                Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                Ahh Reverend if he is truly a Pilipino he will know exactly to which I refer.

                Maging Ayos.
                Balut are very good. And for . . . you know what too!

                Maging mapitagan sa isang tao ng Diyos!

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #23
                  Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

                  Originally posted by Mr. Paeng View Post
                  I spell OK in English, you know where I am from! Jesus is spell right, what else matters, right? Rev. Rodimer, who are you anyway? Why are you not a Pastor, HUH!
                  Because I'm not in Freehold, dimwit. I'm Pastor of another church.

                  Jesus hates it when people pretend to be something they're not; how about coming clean for a change?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Mr. Paeng
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 18

                    #24
                    Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

                    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                    Tulad ng sinabi ko, welcome sa aming forum. Ikaw ay hindi kasagutan sa aking tanong. Ano ang pinaka-karumal-dumal bagay na may kahit minsan ilagay sa iyong bibig?

                    Sa inyo ni Kristo,
                    Sayved
                    Nasagot ko ang inyong katanungan tungkol sa pato itlog. Ako ay hindi lamang sa computer, ako ay may asawa upang magbantay sa!

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #25
                      Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

                      Originally posted by Mr. Paeng View Post
                      Nasagot ko ang inyong katanungan tungkol sa pato itlog. Ako ay hindi lamang sa computer, ako ay may asawa upang magbantay sa!
                      Bakit mo kamuhian si Jesus at magtawa sa Kanya sa iyong nagdurugo? Si Jesus ay kamuhian ang mga taong magpanggap na ibang tao.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Mr. Paeng
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 18

                        #26
                        Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

                        Then why are you not called Pastor?

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                        • Mr. Paeng
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 18

                          #27
                          Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

                          Hindi sa tingin namin ay dapat na pagsasalita tulad na ito sa forum na ito Amerikano.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555

                            #28
                            Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

                            Will you homers quit speaking in tongues! We aren't Pantycoastals here!

                            Shoo demons!! Leave these people alone!! In Christ's name!


                            There, that should do it.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Mr. Paeng
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 18

                              #29
                              Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              Bakit mo kamuhian si Jesus at magtawa sa Kanya sa iyong nagdurugo? Si Jesus ay kamuhian ang mga taong magpanggap na ibang tao.
                              Hindi ko hate si Jesus, ako ang Panginoon! Sino ako kunuwa na? Ang isang tao sa kanyang mga tuhod sa harap ng Diyos ay na ako!

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #30
                                Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH

                                Originally posted by Mr. Paeng View Post
                                Then why are you not called Pastor?
                                Because I am not a Pastor at Landover. I just told you that, dimwit!
                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Will you homers quit speaking in tongues! We aren't Pantycoastals here!

                                Shoo demons!! Leave these people alone!! In Christ's name!


                                There, that should do it.
                                My apologies, Pastor Ezekiel. The Spirit moved me to refute this God-mocker in a language he understands only via online translators. I will ignore all of his non-English rantings from now on.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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