Hello

[PraiseOurSaviour]

I'm new. I have been looking around this forum and I am so happy that I have found a place like this. I am 38 and unmarried as every woman I find is Godless, and deserves a beating. This may be because I live in Godless Britain. I wish to move to America, as it seems perfect for a man like me, so patriotic and religious. Just so you know, I am against that negro Obama, and supported McCain all the way. I wish to be saved.

Praise the LORD
Jamie

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello

Welcome to our Godly Forum™ but please realize we must get to know you.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever put in your mouth ?

I'm new. I have been looking around this forum and I am so happy that I have found a place like this. I am 38 and unmarried as every woman I find is Godless, and deserves a beating. This may be because I live in Godless Britain. I wish to move to America, as it seems perfect for a man like me, so patriotic and religious. Just so you know, I am against that negro Obama, and supported McCain all the way. I wish to be saved.

Praise the LORD
Jamie

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello

I hope you start with the smokers. There's nothing (a lot) of things that disappoint me more than seeing a woman light up a cigarette. I like grabbing them out of their mouths and crushing them on the floor.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

I'm new. I have been looking around this forum and I am so happy that I have found a place like this. I am 38 and unmarried as every woman I find is Godless, and deserves a beating. This may be because I live in Godless Britain. I wish to move to America, as it seems perfect for a man like me, so patriotic and religious. Just so you know, I am against that negro Obama, and supported McCain all the way. I wish to be saved.

Praise the LORD
Jamie

Welcome to God's favorite forum. For a Godless brit, you speak American fairly well.

Please tell us what church you attend. What are your favorite Bible verses, and why? How did you find Jesus?

[PraiseOurSaviour]

Re: Hello

Welcome to our Godly Forum™ but please realize we must get to know you.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever put in your mouth ?

The cooking of a Heathen.

I hope you start with the smokers. There's nothing (a lot) of things that disappoint me more than seeing a woman light up a cigarette. I like grabbing them out of their mouths and crushing them on the floor.

Amen to that, I must try that sometime.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. For a Godless brit, you speak American fairly well.

Please tell us what church you attend. What are your favorite Bible verses, and why? How did you find Jesus?

Wollaston Baptist church, it's the only local one I have. My favourite Bible verse is Isaiah 41:10

Do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous hand."

Because, I was a sinner and I begged for forgiveness, yet I am still not clean. Whenever I read this verse I found new strength to praise the LORD, and continue doing His work as I know He will always be with me. I found Jesus while I was in my unruly teenage years by help from my local Pastor, God rest his soul.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello

Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord
What is the most disgusting thing you have ever put in your mouth ?

The cooking of a Heathen.

You can be more specific than that.

Also, it's OK to let the Godless cook your food. Imagine how hungry our missionaries would be if they couldn't eat with the locals?

[PraiseOurSaviour]

Re: Hello

Forgive me. Unblessed food.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello

You will still need to be more specific. Exactly what did you put in your mouth and what was was the physiological reaction ?

Jesus wants you to tell us.

Forgive me. Unblessed food.

[PraiseOurSaviour]

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I believe it was a Sunday roast chicken at my Mothers, I chewed a mouthful and realised it had not been blessed, it tasted bitter and I felt physically sick and had to be excused from the dinner table. I then returned to the table and forced my parents to put their food back onto the serving dishes while I said grace. Afterwards, it tasted perfectly fine and I felt a lot better about eating it. Forgive me for my insolence.

[Mr. Paeng]

Re: Hello

Hello
I just the other day found this church too. I am from Manila and love Jesus. Are there good Baptist church in UK? Pastor told us UK is all Church of England, just like Catholic church, but with no Pope.

Our Pastor say Pope is no good, liar and art collector for money and tourists. Is your UK church like that?


Yours IN Christ

Raffy or Mr. Paeng

[PraiseOurSaviour]

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No my friend, we have some true Christian churches here in England. Not every church is CoE, but there is a lot of them. Us Baptists stay away from them, and do not mix with CoE or the Catholics, they are not true followers of Christianity. Our Baptist church is small, yet we have loud voices and speak out whenever we feel that we, the true followers of Christ, are threatened. However, our Pastor does not speak out against the Pope as he believes that some heathens that attend our church will report us, and maybe shame us.

Yours too, in Christ.
Jamie