Farewell

[TrueChristian16]

I have enjoyed my time with you and I appreciate what you are doing to spread God's word. However, circumstances in my life outside of Landover require immediate attention. Farewell to you all and best wishes.

Sincerely,

TrueChristian16 (a.k.a. "Seth")

[TrueChristian16]

Re: Farewell

My original message was different and I'm not permitted to edit that post anymore. This one will probably be altered as well. I will be the only one to know about it though. Well, it doesn't matter anymore. I see your reasons. Bye .

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Farewell

My original message was different and I'm not permitted to edit anymore. Well, it doesn't matter anymore. I see your reasons. Bye .

It's a shame you're leaving so soon. If you can find the time to return at some point, you'd be very welcome, at least if you can keep SATAN out of your colon till then.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Farewell

I have enjoyed my time with you and I appreciate what you are doing to spread God's word. However, circumstances in my life outside of Landover require immediate attention. Farewell to you all and best wishes.

Sincerely,

TrueChristian16 (a.k.a. "Seth")

Your name is a blasphemous lie. If you were indeed a "TrueChristian", you would spend the rest of your days with Landover (which shouldn't be too long, as the Rapture will be any moment now) trying to save the vile heathens.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Farewell

Your name is a blasphemous lie. If you were indeed a "TrueChristian", you would spend the rest of your days with Landover (which shouldn't be too long, as the Rapture will be any moment now) trying to save the vile heathens.

Sister, perhaps he's going to witness to his family! Or has been called to serve a mission in Jamaica or Las Vegas!

Surely, those would be circumstances requiring his attention, and preventing his regular posting here at LBC.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Farewell

Sister, perhaps he's going to witness to his family! Or has been called to serve a mission in Jamaica or Las Vegas!

Everybody knows that Jamaica and Las Vegas are pits of sin that are beyond saving (though at least Jamaica tries by putting Sodomites to death as required by Biblical law).

[Star Finder]

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Ha Ha Ha Ha I told you he was a butt-surfing WV pig-kissing homer but NO you wouldn't listen!

I can tell my own unsaved kin from a True Christian....why can't you? This boy never loved your plastic god if he's so ready to run off and fornicate with farm animals.

SF

[TrueChristian16]

Re: Farewell

Hey! I'm back. And this time so is my entire family!

[Deaner]

Re: Farewell

Hey! I'm back. And this time so is my entire family!

I saw that. Your father who didn't have the courage to beat you when you deserved it just posted after your mom told him what to write. You need help boy.

Dean

[TrueChristian16]

Re: Farewell

I saw that. Your father who didn't have the courage to beat you when you deserved it just posted after your mom told him what to write. You need help boy.

Dean

Relax Dean. All is well in our home. You must realize that at the time that my transgretian occured he was not anywhere close to being a True Christian©. He was not educated in the ways of God. He was seeped in sin and had no idea what to do. He was trying to teach me to be different than he was. So he made me read the Bible. Besides, I already told you that the reading came after the beating. Trust me, my mom knows her place in this house. She knows not to question my father (he taught me well, also). He keeps our household in line and on the way to heaven. My mother didn't tell him what to write. He typed what he wanted to with some input from her. My father, who recently converted, is becoming educated in the ways of the Bible and how to properly run a family. Thank you.

[OnYourKnees]

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My mother didn't tell him what to write. He typed what he wanted to with some input from her.

So you're calling your father a liar? He said his wife told him what to write.

[TrueChristian16]

Re: Farewell

she just watches and tells me what to type for her.

She watches what my Dad types. If she wants to say something, she tells him what she wants to say and he decides whether to type it or not. Is this such a big deal?

[OnYourKnees]

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She watches what my Dad types. If she wants to say something, she tells him what she wants to say and he decides whether to type it or not. Is this such a big deal?

Did you not read what you just quoted?

"she just watches and tells me what to type for her."

Time to take your head out of the sand, boy. Your dad is a limp-wristed little pansy and your mother a tallywhacker-envying lezbean dominatrix! Your family life is nothing but perversion, and is abomination to God!

[TrueChristian16]

Re: Farewell

Did you not read what you just quoted?

"she just watches and tells me what to type for her."

Time to take your head out of the sand, boy. Your dad is a limp-wristed little pansy and your mother a tallywhacker-envying lezbean dominatrix! Your family life is nothing but perversion, and is abomination to God!

There must be some sort of misunderstanding here. My father types. My mother never touches the computer. My father types what he wants to type. My mother watches him type. Because she is not allowed to use the computer. She relays what she wants to say through my Dad. He determines whether it should be typed or not. If he deems it inappropriate or simply doesn't want to type it he refuses. My mother then continues to watch what my father types. My father works outside the home. When his children misbehave he beats them. When his wife steps out of line, he beats her. He is a newly changed man. Please do not continue to insult him.

[OnYourKnees]

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There must be some sort of misunderstanding here. My father types. My mother never touches the computer. My father types what he wants to type. My mother watches him type. Because she is not allowed to use the computer. She relays what she wants to say through my Dad. He determines whether it should be typed or not. If he deems it inappropriate or simply doesn't want to type it he refuses. My mother then continues to watch what my father types. My father works outside the home. When his children misbehave he beats them. When his wife steps out of line, he beats her. He is a newly changed man. Please do not continue to insult him.

I pray for your sake, and your father's, that he simply has poor grammar. God hates the effeminate:

1 Corinthians 6:9

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

and a "man" who would let his wife decide what he should type, well that's effeminate!