[WickedWitch]

Re: Hi.

I love that you catch on so quickly! *Gives Ohnn another cookie* I'm sorry, Landoverites, but I've taken this one from your clutchesgentle and caring hands! Mwua ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi.

kynar, i think you should be a bit more careful because they'll twist whatever you say until it satifies their purpose/intentions....

I've twisted nothing.

This woman came in with lies and insults, and I pointed it out.

She said she practiced Wicca, which was invented in 1954. Then she said she practiced "Paleo-Paganism" instead.

She claimed offense at discrimination and intolerance, then stated that she came here to laugh at us, the "Jesusfreaks".

What of her statements have I twisted?

[Ohnn (Quarantined)]

Re: Hi.

I've twisted nothing.

This woman came in with lies and insults, and I pointed it out.

She said she practiced Wicca, which was invented in 1954. Then she said she practiced "Paleo-Paganism" instead.

She claimed offense at discrimination and intolerance, then stated that she came here to laugh at us, the "Jesusfreaks".

What of her statements have I twisted?

i repeat... kynar.. please be careful. =D

[Ohnn (Quarantined)]

Re: Hi.

as for onyourknees, i can understand, but it's not like i was talking about you in particular. i was taking about all you guys in general...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hi.

as for onyourknees, i can understand, but it's not like i was talking about you in particular. i was taking about all you guys in general...

Great, so you practise bigotry against an entire group of people, rather than just one individual? That makes it so much better.
Now, I've got something I want to discuss with the mongoloid who thinks she's a witch:

I found a religion that best suited me for what I believed in. In fact, if not for the fact that I do indeed believe in a higher power of some sort, I would not believe in religion at all.

Now, that's the thing: you can't pick and choose religion depending on what you'd like. Either God is real or he isn't. The whole point of a higher power is that they're higher than humans. So are all faiths other than yours bogus? If not, and our faith is valid, why aren't you following it?

There are hundreds of Gods and Goddesses openly worshipped by Wiccan believers. Those who choose to become Wiccan are able to decide which God or Goddess they will decide to worship wholly.

That's what I don't get. Your little wicker buddies with their made-up gods - are the gods they worship real or not? If they're not real, then aren't your deluded friends just wasting their time? If they are real, then why don't you worship them? You don't choose a God, God chooses you. Or else He chooses to send you strong delusion, so He has an excuse to kick you into eternal hellfire.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi.

That's what I don't get. Your little wicker buddies with their made-up gods - are the gods they worship real or not? If they're not real, then aren't your deluded friends just wasting their time? If they are real, then why don't you worship them? You don't choose a God, God chooses you. Or else He chooses to send you strong delusion, so He has an excuse to kick you into eternal hellfire.

Praise Jesus, I couldn't agree more! Thank God I worship the one true God who DOES send us delusions when He sees fit. GLORY!!

God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi.

You don't choose a God, God chooses you. Or else He chooses to send you strong delusion, so He has an excuse to kick you into eternal hellfire.

2 Thessalonians 2: 11-12

11And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

Just in case you were doubting BT's word. Yes, God does intentionally deceive stupid people with delusions and encourage them to believe false prophets and cults like the Romans, or Wickerism. That way, He can punish them for falling for it! (I suspect He doesn't want a bunch of dull-witted, gullible twits running around Heaven.)

GLORY TO GOD!

God has a special treatment for idolators (and I assume you have a little Isis statue on your little Wicker altar, yes?):

Romans 1:22-27
22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

23And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. (They made idols and created made-up gods in their own image.)
24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26For this cause (idolatry) God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error, which was meat.

The green type is my own text for clarification.

As you can see, God saw these people making idols and creating their own made-up gods, and changing what He's all about (saying He wasn't perfect but could make mistakes, etc.).

What did God do? He made them homosexual! Then He'd have one more reason to punish them later!

Can your little statue of Isis do that? Somehow, I doubt it.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Hi.

As you can see, God saw these people making idols and creating their own made-up gods, and changing what He's all about (saying He wasn't perfect but could make mistakes, etc.).

What did God do? He made them homosexual! Then He'd have one more reason to punish them later!

Can your little statue of Isis do that? Somehow, I doubt it.

Good point, brother OnYourKnees.
This must also be why all cathylick priests are sodomites who'm constantly violate altarboys, it's because of their idolatry.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi.

Good point, brother OnYourKnees.
This must also be why all cathylick priests are sodomites who'm constantly violate altarboys, it's because of their idolatry.

It also explains why the altar boys like it. They're idolators, too, so God makes them enjoy being impaled on a dress-wearing pedophile's tallywhacker.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hi.

"...I found a religion that best suited me for what I believed in. In fact, if not for the fact that I do indeed believe in a higher power of some sort, I would not believe in religion at all."

This individual has obviously succumbed to the "New Age Mall" approach to Eternal Salvation. Just stop in at Nordstrom's for the latest Gods and Goddesses. Accessorize your scriptures at Bloomingdales and check out the new Psalms and prayers at Dillards, Kohls, Macys and T J Maxx. On your way home just pick up a Rotisserie Hymn and Sesame Toasted Deity at Costco for your spiritual nurturing. Enlightenment is just a few entertaining clicks away on the remote controlled cable box or the mouse on the Internet.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi.

This individual has obviously succumbed to the "New Age Mall" approach to Eternal Salvation.

I can only imagine where the temptingly-scented Sinnabon plays into this!

[Ohnn (Quarantined)]

Re: Hi.

Great, so you practise bigotry against an entire group of people, rather than just one individual? That makes it so much better.

well, cant be true bigotry if it's true and it's not as if the opposition isnt that way too, now can it?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi.

well, cant be true bigotry if it's true and it's not as if the opposition isnt that way too, now can it?

We've shown that I was in no way rude to you, nor did I twist your words, therefore your bigoted response is NOT based on truth.

And the behavior of "the opposition" is no excuse for how you choose yourself to behave.

[Ohnn (Quarantined)]

Re: Hi.

We've shown that I was in no way rude to you, nor did I twist your words, therefore your bigoted response is NOT based on truth

And the behavior of "the opposition" is no excuse for how you choose yourself to behave.

and i have said time and time again that you werent rude to me. and you havent twisted my words either. as for the truth, it's an abstract word. there is no solid meaning for it because beliefs, emotions, eviroment, anything basically, is a huge factor and is different for everyone. so therefore, some people may view it a bigot response while others see it as the truth

as for the opposition response, it and agree with you on that one. it is no excuse, but that doesnt you should let someone put you down and demean you. and it seems like it's ok for the people of LBC to say what they want and behave as they normally do, so i just think it's only natural to think that i can say what i want too. =D especially when it seems like you're being ganged up on. -.-''

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi.

=D especially when it seems like you're being ganged up on. -.-''

True, with you and all your buddies showing up at once, we did feel a bit ganged up on. Fortunately, Jesus is with us, to give us strength to continue teaching His Word -- ALL of it, not just Pastor Feelgood's selections -- in spite of the slings and arrows of outrageous unSaved.