i am a true

[joshlind]

**** this sh** all u guys do is spit out shit about how we are saposed to live our lives......every sence the first person has walked this land they wanted something to look up to.....and so came religions......if i ****ing told u that if a alian came down and told u to worship this "god" whould u belive him? no!!!! people are to stupid and ignorent to realise that all u guys have been bullsh*ted......what the **** has god really done for u? promeses has he kept them???? no why because there isnt a god...even if there was tell me right now that if u are truely cathlic or whatever that ur religion is right and every other one is wrong......during the holocaust where was he......if he was there he just abandend all the 11 million people who died.....tell me is that a person who u want to worship...someone with the power but didnt do anything about it....ur who religion is based off of lies.......S.L.A.Y.E.R

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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**** this sh** all u guys do is spit out shit about how we are saposed to live our lives......every sence the first person has walked this land they wanted something to look up to.....and so came religions......if i ****ing told u that if a alian came down and told u to worship this "god" whould u belive him? no!!!! people are to stupid and ignorent to realise that all u guys have been bullsh*ted......what the **** has god really done for u? promeses has he kept them???? no why because there isnt a god...even if there was tell me right now that if u are truely cathlic or whatever that ur religion is right and every other one is wrong......during the holocaust where was he......if he was there he just abandend all the 11 million people who died.....tell me is that a person who u want to worship...someone with the power but didnt do anything about it....ur who religion is based off of lies.......S.L.A.Y.E.R

Come back when the crack cocaine wears off, boy. Your gibberish means nothing here.

[joshlind]

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Come back when the crack cocaine wears off, boy. Your gibberish means nothing here.

see thats what im talking about.....u look down to everyone that doesnt belive what u belive if u opend ur eyes and smelled the real world u would understand that the life ur living is lies......

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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see thats what im talking about.....u look down to everyone that doesnt belive what u belive if u opend ur eyes and smelled the real world u would understand that the life ur living is lies......

We live our lives the way Jesus commands. Are you here to spit on Christ, who temporarily died for your sins?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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**** this sh** all u guys do is spit out shit about how we are saposed to live our lives......every sence the first person has walked this land they wanted something to look up to.....and so came religions......if i ****ing told u that if a alian came down and told u to worship this "god" whould u belive him? no!!!! people are to stupid and ignorent to realise that all u guys have been bullsh*ted......what the **** has god really done for u? promeses has he kept them???? no why because there isnt a god...even if there was tell me right now that if u are truely cathlic or whatever that ur religion is right and every other one is wrong......during the holocaust where was he......if he was there he just abandend all the 11 million people who died.....tell me is that a person who u want to worship...someone with the power but didnt do anything about it....ur who religion is based off of lies.......S.L.A.Y.E.R

......................................????????
And I thought Brother Love's posts were hard to read....

[joshlind]

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spit ha! i did nothing of the sort i wanted to come here say what i have been wanting to say for years............but still u havent answered my if god is powerful why did he turn his back during the holocaust?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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spit ha! i did nothing of the sort i wanted to come here say what i have been wanting to say for years............but still u havent answered my if god is powerful why did he turn his back during the holocaust?

What makes you think that God turned His back during the holocaust? Those filthy joos killed His only begotten son, after all.

[Brother Love]

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First of all let me say, HELL-SINGER you aren't burning on the stake yet, Witch??? Why do you haunt me like a bad case of hemroids! GOD knows I've had my share of those already!!

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Well I see here that yet ANOTHER SNAKE has climbed out of the Devil's PIT and found it's way to the GODLY Landover Baptist!! Joshlind you might want to try using a spell checker like I do now so the GODLY TRUE CHRISTIANS here can actually READ and UNDERSTAND your gibberish. Otherwise it all just sounds like SATAN'S tallywacker flapping in the wind!!

As the GODLY Pastor Ezekiel pointed out the Joo's MURDERED our Savior Jesus Christ! You're wondering where God was during the Holocaust? Right there watching EVERY minute of it, friend! Watching His RIGHTEOUS JUDGEMENT being put into ACTION against the JeSuS killing Joo's! THAT is where GOD was!!

Now, as much as I can decipher from your post, I gather you are like many in the world today. Your kind runs to and fro blaming God for any and every thing instead of your own SINNING selves! You can blame GOD all you want to BUT that does NOT make YOUR SIN any less a STAIN on YOU! The BEST thing you can do is start using a SPELL CHECKER and then CONFESS YOUR sins to JESUS and REPENT!! Come to JESUS BOY!! Come before it's too late for you and you find yourself burning in HELL and being SODOMIZED by SATAN'S DEMONIC HORDES for ETERNITY!!

Oh, one more thing, friend. You ended your post with:

S.L.A.Y.E.R

Obviously they are initials GLORIFYING the DEVIL!

S-Satan
L-Loving
A-Anus
Y-Yearning
E-Evil
R-Rebel

REPENT SINNER!!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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**** this sh** all u guys do is spit out shit about how we are saposed to live our lives......every sence the first person has walked this land they wanted something to look up to.....and so came religions......if i ****ing told u that if a alian came down and told u to worship this "god" whould u belive him? no!!!! people are to stupid and ignorent to realise that all u guys have been bullsh*ted......what the **** has god really done for u? promeses has he kept them???? no why because there isnt a god...even if there was tell me right now that if u are truely cathlic or whatever that ur religion is right and every other one is wrong......during the holocaust where was he......if he was there he just abandend all the 11 million people who died.....tell me is that a person who u want to worship...someone with the power but didnt do anything about it....ur who religion is based off of lies.......S.L.A.Y.E.R

I have heard of talking in tongues, but typing in tongues? That's a new one! The Good Lord always surprises. Or the Devil. I don't understand a word you just wrote, so I don't know if you're Saved or not. I hope for your sake that random collection of letters comes from God though.

[OnYourKnees]

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Poor joshlind.

Surely he learned that God hates the retarded, so he came here to vent his frustration at the knowledge that he can never enter God's congregation. It's obvious he's extraordinarily slow of mind by what he writes.

I doubt he'll understand it, but:

Leviticus 21:18-23

For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.

I suggest we forgive the poor mongoloid and give him a nice Slinky to play with until it's time for the Lord to cast his deformed and useless (to God, anyway) self into eternal hellfire.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I recognize the symptoms distinctly. This lad has been doing too much text messaging on his cell phone. The Lord has given him a brain tumor as a wake up call (so to speak). If he stops using his cell phone things will get better.

[Brother Temperance]

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see thats what im talking about.....u look down to everyone that doesnt belive what u belive if u opend ur eyes and smelled the real world u would understand that the life ur living is lies......

Friends, I fear this poor sinner is beyond our help. He appears to actually believe that he can smell with his eyes. I think the kindest thing to do would probably be to just have him put down nice and quietly, really.

[joshlind]

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What makes you think that God turned His back during the holocaust? Those filthy joos killed His only begotten son, after all.

basically u just said ur a pro-hitler...i thought killing was a sin? do u think ur almighty God would like u to talk like that.....i thought the jews where his children also......one of the rules to be a cathlic is to forgive right? and u still have racisum over the jewish people for what they did thousands of years ago......

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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A hint to you Josh....trying to make a point here? If so, using proper spelling, diction and grammar might help them take you seriously, although they'll most likely not agree with what you say. As it is, I'm betting by the time they're done deciphering your posts they don't have the patience for anything else.

Question for the admins here...does this forum have a spellchecker? I've not noticed one.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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i thought killing was a sin?... one of the rules to be a cathlic is to forgive right?

I had to cut it down to just the few words I was able to make out. Satan has really done a number on your brain, young man.
Killing is only a sin between True Christians™. If you'd tear yourself away from your pornographic magazines and learn to read so you could study your Bible (KJV1611), you'd know that God is often quite in favour of a good stoning. Witches, Sodomites, adulterers, blasphemers, rebellious children... The list of sinners God has commanded us to punish goes on and on!
I also have a question about what Papists have to do with anything? Of course they forgive. They're commanded by a namby-pamby pederast who goes prancing about in a dress and a fancy hat. That has nothing to do with True Christianity™!