Proper Introduction

[Smallaxe]

I am never good at proper introductions, especially when introducing myself.
I am more interested in who I am being introduced to. I hope there are some here that Love God with all their Heart, Mind, and Soul.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Proper Introduction

Welcome Mr. Axe. Tell me, what gave you the idea for your screen name? What's your favorite Bible verse? Do you go to church?

[Smallaxe]

Re: Proper Introduction

I see under my name that I am "unsaved trash". Let me guess...
Intellectuals? or maybe Prophets? or Hypocritical Self Rightous Church people?

Please Identify what a "Real Christian" is.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Proper Introduction

I see under my name that I am "unsaved trash". Let me guess...
Intellectuals? or maybe Prophets? or Hypocritical Self Rightous Church people?

Please Identify what a "Real Christian" is.

You're currently "Unsaved Trash" because your Department of Faith file has yet to be processed. If you want to see what a True Christian™ is, read the Bible (KJV 1611). All of it. Again, why did you choose that screen name?

[Smallaxe]

Re: Proper Introduction

Welcome Mr. Axe. Tell me, what gave you the idea for your screen name? What's your favorite Bible verse? Do you go to church?

A folk song.

Prov. 4:19

Depends on the definition of Church.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Proper Introduction

A church is a group of people who come together on a regular basis under the guidance of a Pastor and other church officials to worship God, learn from the Bible, and collect tithes. Why? What kind of church to you go to? Are you even Saved©?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Proper Introduction

I am never good at proper introductions, especially when introducing myself.
I am more interested in who I am being introduced to. I hope there are some here that Love God with all their Heart, Mind, and Soul.

You have come to the right place for that, Brother Axe.

I can gather from your post that you're a bit shy about talking about yourself, and I appreciate you making the effort to open up a bit.

Best wishes.


Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Proper Introduction

I am never good at proper introductions, especially when introducing myself.
I am more interested in who I am being introduced to. I hope there are some here that Love God with all their Heart, Mind, and Soul.

I see under my name that I am "unsaved trash". Let me guess...
Intellectuals? or maybe Prophets? or Hypocritical Self Rightous Church people?

Please Identify what a "Real Christian" is.

A folk song.

Prov. 4:19

Depends on the definition of Church.

You seem to be a curious combination of defensiveness and agression Mr. Axe.

Why the negativity?

As for what a "real" Christian is, there is no such thing. The members of this church who have been Saved© are known as True Christians™, which means we are all going to Heaven to be with Jesus.

Brother Seth has had some "troubles" and he is still not completely 100% Saved©, but he is trying.

You are Unsaved Trash® because you are not a member of our Godly church. But you have been brought here for a reason. God has called you to us so you can be Saved©!!! Shout Glory and Praise!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proper Introduction

I am never good at proper introductions, especially when introducing myself.
I am more interested in who I am being introduced to. I hope there are some here that Love God with all their Heart, Mind, and Soul.

Friend, I suggest you ask the Holy Ghost to speak through you at times like this. I was once nervous about speaking in front of large audiences too, until I found the power of the Holy Ghost!

How old are you son? What church do you attend? What sort of sin have you been wallowing in? Don't be shy, give us your testimony.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Don't be shy, give us your testimony.

It is quite alright to share these things, Brothe Ave. In fact, the Good Book has two almost identical verses about it, that come close upon each other.

1st Kings 8:46 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man that sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them to the enemy, so that they carry them away captives unto the land of the enemy, far or near;

2nd Chronicles 6:36 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man that sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them over before their enemies, and they carry them away captives unto a land far off or near;

(Note: emphasis added. There's no underlining in the Bible)

[Smallaxe]

Re: Proper Introduction

The Church would be - The Body of Christ and/or the Bride of Christ. The local congregation fellowshipping together may or may not, be a part of the Church.

Right now I attend a house church gathering.
The folk song I referred to was done by Bob Marley. I suppose there are not many Baptists remembering the tune.
I have read all of the KJV's New Testament several times over, and much of the Old.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Proper Introduction

The folk song I referred to was done by Bob Marley. I suppose there are not many Baptists remembering the tune.

Are you some damned Rastafarian? Put down the dope and let Jesus fill you, boy!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proper Introduction

The Church would be - The Body of Christ and/or the Bride of Christ. The local congregation fellowshipping together may or may not, be a part of the Church.

Right now I attend a house church gathering.
The folk song I referred to was done by Bob Marley. I suppose there are not many Baptists remembering the tune.
I have read all of the KJV's New Testament several times over, and much of the Old.

Bob Marely is a dead nigra who mocked God by taking drugs and worshiping another dead coon over in africa. We are only interested in church music.

[Mistress Cookie]

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The folk song I referred to was done by Bob Marley. I suppose there are not many Baptists remembering the tune.

You see, we know who Mr. Marley was.

It always amuses me when outsiders think we Landover™ Baptists are "old fashioned" or have "narrow vision". If anything, WE SEE MORE.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Proper Introduction

It always amuses me when outsiders think we Landover™ Baptists are "old fashioned". If anything, WE SEE MORE.

Exactly, Sister!

"That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them." Mark 4:12

There are some things that sinners just will never understand unless they get Saved(C). Glory!