[Mistress Cookie]

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"That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them." Mark 4:12

Oh, it's good to hear the old verses on the Lord's Day!

Thank you. That's one of my favorites.

[Smallaxe]

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Does this dead nigra and/or anyone like him able to be saved, had he accepted Christ as Pato Baton had? Are People with dark skin able to be saved?

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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It's not that nigras can't be Saved©, but it has historically proven to be much more difficult. No nigra has yet been Saved© without going through the True Christian™ Ex-Negro Ministry. That's because Negroism is inherently anti-Christian. Some Creation Scientists think that this relates to the curse of Ham. If you're interested in being Saved©, just click here to purchase the Plan of Salvation and talk to a Pastor immediately.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Does this dead nigra and/or anyone like him able to be saved, had he accepted Christ as Pato Baton had? Are People with dark skin able to be saved?

Well of course anyone can be Saved. I've heard it said that Adolf Hitler accepted Christ just before he died, so he might be up in Heaven right now, enjoying a cold beer with Jesus. Who knows?

That Marely boy on the other hand was killed by Jesus with brain cancer, so I doubt that he's anywhere but the lake of fire. That's forever, pal.

[Smallaxe]

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...That Marely boy on the other hand was killed by Jesus with brain cancer, so I doubt that he's anywhere but the lake of fire. That's forever, pal.

Proverbs 17:5 Whoso mocketh the poor reproacheth his Maker, and he that is glad at calamities shall not be unpunished.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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Proverbs 17:5 Whoso mocketh the poor reproacheth his Maker, and he that is glad at calamities shall not be unpunished.

What does that have to do with mocking the poor? That Marley fellow made tons of money off of his Satanic marijuana music.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Proverbs 17:5 Whoso mocketh the poor reproacheth his Maker, and he that is glad at calamities shall not be unpunished.

Your pal Marely wasn't poor, but he was a mocker. I heard his hobby was blowing up churches.

God commands us to hate His enemies, so I hate Marely. You should too.

Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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So you've told us what False Christian church you attend, but not much more. Are you marrried son? Any little soldiers for Christ running around with your last name? What color is your favorite church suit?