CULT

[work4love]

So i was out and about surfing the internet tonight and happened upon your STRANGE site. I have spent the last hour reading your post in the forum and i have to ask. Is this all a joke?!?!?!?!?
You call yourself christians .. ?!? who has brain washed all of your members. This is all rediculious!!!! Utter nonsense !!!!! All of you need to open your eyes before it is too late. You are under the devils controll !!!! Please open your eyes before it is too late!!!! This is nothing but a CULT !!!!!!!!! why none of you can't see this just proves you are brain washed.....
and just out of your mind!!!!!!!

[Wide-Open]

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Welcome Friend.

Is it me, or do you seem to be a bit on the angry side?

Did you come here to find Jesus?

[Mistress Cookie]

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All of you need to open your eyes before it is too late. You are under the devils controll !!!! Please open your eyes before it is too late!!!!

I would suggest a nice ice pack, as you sound to be in danger of becoming overexcited.

Yes, Salvation™ of the soul is important, DIRELY important, and we are pleased you've joined us here....but if something terrible (like an aneurysm) happens to you before you are Saved™, then there's no time left. And that would be a shame, as it seems God himself brought you here. (You yourself said you were not looking for us.)

Breathe, and don't undo His good work.

[Nobar King]

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This Church is not a cult. A cult requires one to worship a living human deity(lol). We worship Jesus here, like all good Christians. What don't you understand about that?

[TC Patriot]

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Perhaps you need to read more than is on this Godly site and read your Bible before you end up in hell. Landover Baptist is based on the complete Word of God. This is not some sissified John 3:16 cult of pablum puking false Christians. This church is the real deal. We embrace the total Word of God and not just the parts that give you pablum pukers warm fuzzies.

LBC offers real salvation. Repent before it is too late!

[JennyD]

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Work4, where have you seen us abuse God's Word, the Holy Bible?

Or are you offended that we actually follow what the Creator told us to do, instead of making up some hippie false god to follow, the way Lutherans and Unitardians and Presbyterians do?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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So i was out and about surfing the internet tonight and happened upon your STRANGE site. I have spent the last hour reading your post in the forum and i have to ask. Is this all a joke?!?!?!?!?
You call yourself christians .. ?!? who has brain washed all of your members. This is all rediculious!!!! Utter nonsense !!!!! All of you need to open your eyes before it is too late. You are under the devils controll !!!! Please open your eyes before it is too late!!!! This is nothing but a CULT !!!!!!!!! why none of you can't see this just proves you are brain washed.....
and just out of your mind!!!!!!!

Here is your border-line readable post in a form that is acceptable on our forum. Your next post should look like this. Consider yourself warned.

I was surfing the internet this evening and happened upon your Godly forum. I've spent the last hour reading the posts in this forum and I would like to ask a question: Is this all a joke?

You call yourself Christians? Who has brainwashed all of you? This forum is ridiculious and utter nonsense! All of you need to open your eyes before it is too late. You are under the Devil's controll! Please open your eyes before it is too late!

You church is nothing but a cult! The fact that none of you seem to be able to see this just proves you are all out of your minds and brainwashed!

The content of your post is totally ridiculous of course, but at least now it's easier to read and as grammatically correct as I could make it without rewriting the entire thing.

You can thank me later.

God bless you!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Are you married Tina? There are a few True Christian(tm) Men looking for breeding stock good Christian wives in out church.

You aren't a joo I hope.

[Brother_Percy]

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So i was out and about surfing the internet tonight and happened upon your STRANGE site. I have spent the last hour reading your post in the forum and i have to ask. Is this all a joke?!?!?!?!?

What a hateful thing to say!!! Are YOU a joke?? Because it certainly sounds like it!!

You come onto a Christian forum posting your hate and abuse, you call us strange and a 'cult', you slander us and defame us. I for one am very offended by your cruel words.

I await your apology.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Your next post should look like this...now it's easier to read and as grammatically correct as I could make it without rewriting the entire thing.

You have done a double service to this youth, Brother Portway.

The burden of the cross is heavy, as is that of the True™ English Language. Sometimes we are called upon to help the lost and misguided carry both, but our Reward awaits us in Heaven.

Romans 1:17 For therein is the righteousness of God revealed....as it is written (emphasis added)

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear friend:

Show us, using the King James Bible, what we're doing wrong. Then we'll talk.

In Christ's abundant love,

Isaac

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Now you've done it ! You have upset Brother Percy and he has a tendency to take out his anger on dwarves and retardeds. Apologize to him now !

So i was out and about surfing the internet tonight and happened upon your STRANGE site. I have spent the last hour reading your post in the forum and i have to ask. Is this all a joke?!?!?!?!?
You call yourself christians .. ?!? who has brain washed all of your members. This is all rediculious!!!! Utter nonsense !!!!! All of you need to open your eyes before it is too late. You are under the devils controll !!!! Please open your eyes before it is too late!!!! This is nothing but a CULT !!!!!!!!! why none of you can't see this just proves you are brain washed.....
and just out of your mind!!!!!!!