HALLELUIAH!

[Crotts]

I cant believe it took so long to find like-minded fellowship on this internets. My name is Cotts, and my favorite book in the BIBLE is Numbers. My favorite Republican is Ralph Reed (God bless him and Marcy!). My favorite hymn is The Battle Hymn of The Republic(an!). My hobbies include singing acapella to the Glory of God™, and reading the KJV. Peace and Prosperity to all of you Christians this CHRISTmas! (I love these little fellers if you can't tell!)

[Nobar King]

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Welcome Cotts. Or is it Crotts? I'm sure we'll find out soon enough.

How long have you been married? How many little boys do you have?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Welcome, Mr Cotts, or Crotts....I'm not sure. But you have found the right place. We are the "in crowd" for JESUS on the Internet!

[Talitha]

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I cant believe it took so long to find like-minded fellowship on this internets. My name is Cotts, and my favorite book in the BIBLE is Numbers. My favorite Republican is Ralph Reed (God bless him and Marcy!). My favorite hymn is The Battle Hymn of The Republic(an!). My hobbies include singing acapella to the Glory of God™, and reading the KJV. Peace and Prosperity to all of you Christians this CHRISTmas! (I love these little fellers if you can't tell!)

Welcome Friend. Is it Cotts or Crotts?
I always think of Carrots when I see Crotts. Rumor has it that Carrots help you see in the dark but we all know here that Jesus Christ is the ONLY way to see Salvation.

GLORY!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Welcome Crotts! I'm glad you found us too! Tell us more about yourself! How tall are you? What's your wifes name? Do you have a stupid blog?

[Eugene Hackwith]

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Welcome!

[Crotts]

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Well, I am a bit flustered with this kind of thing. The 'R' key must needs some greasin'. My name is Crotts (the 'R' is for Republican, Right, Religious)

Silly question about my height, but I aint gonna lie, I'm 6'1" and my wife passed onto the Lord in 1988. I am blessed with one daughter and 5 grandchildren. I don't know what a blog is but I do know alot about the BIBLE.

Thank you for your acception of me. I am blessed, too, to live in Georgia, and if any of y'all is in the neighborhood, I make some mean iced tea!

[Nobar King]

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There's nothing like iced tea with a little Bärenjäger added to it.

[Osambo 08]

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Well, I am a bit flustered with this kind of thing. The 'R' key must needs some greasin'. My name is Crotts (the 'R' is for Republican, Right, Religious)

Silly question about my height, but I aint gonna lie, I'm 6'1" and my wife passed onto the Lord in 1988. I am blessed with one daughter and 5 grandchildren. I don't know what a blog is but I do know alot about the BIBLE.

Thank you for your acception of me. I am blessed, too, to live in Georgia, and if any of y'all is in the neighborhood, I make some mean iced tea!

Hey, Cotts, it's a pleasure to meet you!


Hey, I might go to Georgia in March to meet my uncle and aunt. Do you accept nigras in your house because I can't resist some tasty ice tea mixed with sugar! We can talk about the Bible, too!

[Crotts]

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Well, you sure will stick out like a soar thumb in these parts, but I ain't a racist. I hate all minorities equally. I don't really believe you're colored, though. This is a Christian forum, I thought, and you ain't been kicked off. Please correct me if I'm wrong and you ain't a agitator.

[Osambo 08]

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Well, you sure will stick out like a soar thumb in these parts, but I ain't a racist. I hate all minorities equally. I don't really believe you're colored, though. This is a Christian forum, I thought, and you ain't been kicked off. Please correct me if I'm wrong and you ain't a agitator.

Oh, I've been quarantined on these boards a bit because I was an Obama enthusiast, but thankfully the Bible knocked some sense into my head and now I'm as clean as whistle. No feral chimpouts anymore! The smell of fresh chicken does make me go gaga sometimes, though.

[Mistress Cookie]

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I am blessed with one daughter and 5 grandchildren.

Good day, Brother Crotts. I join the fellowship of Landover™ in welcoming you to our board.

If the Pastors invite you to join our church, I hope you will consider buying tickets for your daughter and any girl grandkids you have to our annual Purity Ball. (I'm hoping to be put on its Planning Committee soon.)

I'm sure we're accepting donations already, even though the date's to-be-determined.

But any way, just wanted to say "hi". And welcome.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Welcome, how many wives do you have ? What kind of pies do they bake ?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Oh, I've been quarantined on these boards a bit because I was an Obama enthusiast, but thankfully the Bible knocked some sense into my head and now I'm as clean as whistle. No feral chimpouts anymore! The smell of fresh chicken does make me go gaga sometimes, though.

This young nigra is one of our greatest continuing success stories Mr. Crotts. He was once a crazed buck, rejecting Jesus left and right, praising Obama like an Idolator, and genrally causing a ruckus on our Godly boards.

But Jesus saw fit to fill him with the Truth and he is on his way to becoming a contributing member of society! Praise!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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This young nigra is one of our greatest continuing success stories Mr. Crotts. He was once a crazed buck, rejecting Jesus left and right, praising Obama like an Idolator, and genrally causing a ruckus on our Godly boards.

But Jesus saw fit to fill him with the Truth and he is on his way to becoming a contributing member of society! Praise!

I agree, he can even pass the watermelon test now. Never thought I would see the day !

PRAISE!