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  • Newguy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Dec 2008
    • 18

    #1

    Whats up?

    hey people. I'm just here to stick around and learn about christians/christianity from a spectator's standpoint. I hope I'll enjoy my stay here
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Whats up?

    Originally posted by Newguy View Post
    hey people. I'm just here to stick around and learn about christians/christianity from a spectator's standpoint. I hope I'll enjoy my stay here
    So, what's your opinion of Jesus?
    How do you see Christianity as helping with your Eternal Salvation?

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Newguy
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Dec 2008
      • 18

      #3
      Re: Whats up?

      My opinion on Jesus? Well, I still havent decided. Same about Christianity.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Whats up?

        Originally posted by Newguy View Post
        My opinion on Jesus? Well, I still havent decided. Same about Christianity.
        Well, go away and read The Bible (King James) and then make a decision.
        You may decide we are a bit too liberal minded here once you've read it, but you would be more than welcome.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • H. Montague Worthington
          True Christian™ Entrepreneur
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2716

          #5
          Re: Whats up?

          Where do you see yourself in five years?

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          • Ahimaaz Smith
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 2549

            #6
            Re: Whats up?

            Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
            Where do you see yourself in five years?
            Hopefully, he'll answer, "Raptured."

            Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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            • Newguy
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Dec 2008
              • 18

              #7
              Re: Whats up?

              In five years, I picture myself to be.... five years older.
              Do I have to repeat myself, I am not a christian, so I do not see the bible as a valid guidebook to life.

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: Whats up?

                Originally posted by Newguy View Post
                In five years, I picture myself to be.... five years older.
                Do I have to repeat myself, I am not a christian, so I do not see the bible as a valid guidebook to life.
                If you were to repeat yourself you would say that you are undecided. Read back a few Posts.
                Are you merely here to mock us?

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Newguy
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 18

                  #9
                  Re: Whats up?

                  Well, if I'm undecided, I'm neutral, and if I'm neutral, I'm not christian. I am not here to mock you.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #10
                    Re: Whats up?

                    Originally posted by Newguy View Post
                    hey people. I'm just here to stick around and learn about christians/christianity from a spectator's standpoint. I hope I'll enjoy my stay here
                    Originally posted by Newguy View Post
                    My opinion on Jesus? Well, I still havent decided. Same about Christianity.
                    Originally posted by Newguy View Post
                    In five years, I picture myself to be.... five years older.
                    Do I have to repeat myself, I am not a christian, so I do not see the bible as a valid guidebook to life.
                    You don't sound very undecided to me. It seems you've already called the Bible invalid.

                    Also, your inability to remember what you posted mere minutes before indicates damage to your short-term memory. You haven't been tokin' on the reefer, have you?

                    That garbage rots your brain and makes you into a retarded, like "eternal". You don't want to end up like THAT, do you?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Whats up?

                      Originally posted by Newguy View Post
                      Well, if I'm undecided, I'm neutral, and if I'm neutral, I'm not christian. I am not here to mock you.
                      Your posts in other threads betray your lies. You are here to mock Jesus and persecute us. Jesus is not fooled by zit-pickers like you, boy.

                      You might want to take a look at THIS thread, designed specifically for newbies like you. Read and learn, heathen.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • SayvedByTheLord
                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2007
                        • 3151

                        #12
                        Re: Whats up?

                        What is the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth ?

                        Originally posted by Newguy View Post
                        hey people. I'm just here to stick around and learn about christians/christianity from a spectator's standpoint. I hope I'll enjoy my stay here


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                        • Brother Terrence
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 103

                          #13
                          Re: Whats up?

                          New guy. Please use proper grammar and capitalization while on this site. It is small mistakes such as these that lead to you becoming a rapist, or gay. In further posts, please do not show us your tendencies towards the aforementioned. Also, if you are not a Christian, who do you tithe to?
                          DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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                          • BrotherBill
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 63

                            #14
                            Re: Whats up?

                            I have seen all of the evidence that I need to prove that you are, indeed, unsaved trash. Enjoy ETERNAL DAMNATION!
                            If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

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