Hello.

[Sponge]

Hello, i'm new here. I've come here for salvation from something in particular... A few days ago I noticed the palms of my hands becoming darker than usual, I had a slight lean towards "rap" music, and chains were increasingly attracted to my throat. After browsing this site, I realised I was close to becoming a nigger, but I believe the process has halted and reverted just due to the fact that I am in the presence of Gods Faviroute Forum. That's all.

[SUV]

Re: Hello.

Well, Greetings again - although it seems Sure I've already Chastised you in some other thread

(I'm probably Damned to Hell for that Winkin' Smiley, but I do like a person to feel welcome!)

[Sponge]

Re: Hello.

Thanks. Indeed, you are damned to hell for that smiley, you are also damned to hell for ruining the lords language so with your shortening of words with apostrophes.

Praise the lord!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Hello.

Hello, i'm new here. I've come here for salvation from something in particular... A few days ago I noticed the palms of my hands becoming darker than usual, I had a slight lean towards "rap" music, and chains were increasingly attracted to my throat. After browsing this site, I realised I was close to becoming a nigger, but I believe the process has halted and reverted just due to the fact that I am in the presence of Gods Faviroute Forum. That's all.

I thought negros were white on their palms?
In any case.. Whatever was happenening to you, you ALWAYS need to be Saved.

And that's what we're here for, friend.
Welcome to God's own forum on earth!

[Sponge]

Re: Hello.

I thought negros were white on their palms?
In any case.. Whatever was happenening to you, you ALWAYS need to be Saved.

And that's what we're here for, friend.
Welcome to God's own forum on earth!

That part confused me too, but you never know with these niggers do you? Better safe than sorry.

Thank you for the welcoming to this fantastic forum.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hello.

Hello, i'm new here. I've come here for salvation from something in particular... A few days ago I noticed the palms of my hands becoming darker than usual, I had a slight lean towards "rap" music, and chains were increasingly attracted to my throat. After browsing this site, I realised I was close to becoming a nigger, but I believe the process has halted and reverted just due to the fact that I am in the presence of Gods Faviroute Forum. That's all.

Whew....just in time it sounds like! GLORY!

Did you have an overwhelming compulsion to steal pies off windowsills, walk like a chicken and rape white women?

It's a good thing you found GOD'S Favorite Forum(tm). It sounds to me that a nigra demon was trying to take over your body.

Welcome!

With Love, Sister Thumper

[Sponge]

Re: Hello.

I had a few bad experiences that I wouldn't like to talk about with friends or family as i'm sure they're trying to convert me to satanism.

I DID have the compulsion to rape white women. Such was it that I often approached men in white hoods asking "Where the white wimminz at??". Ashamed as I am of my past, i'm glad I found you and I know I shall be safe here among True christians (tm).

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello.

Hello, i'm new here. I've come here for salvation from something in particular... A few days ago I noticed the palms of my hands becoming darker than usual, I had a slight lean towards "rap" music, and chains were increasingly attracted to my throat. After browsing this site, I realised I was close to becoming a nigger, but I believe the process has halted and reverted just due to the fact that I am in the presence of Gods Faviroute Forum. That's all.

Sir, it is quite apparent from this first post of yours that you are a racist.

We at God's Favorite Forum value people of all races, as they are all God's creation and play a part in His Divine Plan.

We do not use hate speech on this site. "Nigger" is an inappropriate term to describe the children of Ham.

The fact that God cursed the descendants of Ham to be the servants of regular folk is no excuse for racism. We simply recognize their position in God's eyes.

[Sponge]

Re: Hello.

Sir, it is quite apparent from this first post of yours that you are a racist.

We at God's Favorite Forum value people of all races, as they are all God's creation and play a part in His Divine Plan.

We do not use hate speech on this site. "Nigger" is an inappropriate term to describe the children of Ham.

The fact that God cursed the descendants of Ham to be the servants of regular folk is no excuse for racism. We simply recognize their position in God's eyes.

Sorry, as I stated... I'm new here, so the customs of this forum may be confusing and distant to me for a while. No one else seemed to have a problem with the derogatory term, as as we all know, black people ARE sub-human. However, if my use of the word in any way offends Jesus, I shall cease to use it and increase the size of my donation.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Hello.

..black people ARE sub-human.

They are NOT "sub-human". That's terribly remnicient of Nazi and Klansmen's speech: the speech of hate.

We are Christians. We follow the Word. We are not racists.
Nigras are sub-par, but they are fully human. God has made them
object lessons, to serve as examples
of how we must not live.

That said, welcome to this true Lord-Loving Place,
where the birds sing sweeter
and the sun shines brighter,
praise God, glory!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hello.

Son, just so you know.........some Nigras DO go to HEAVEN. It's just a lesser and separate HEAVEN (given that they have not subcummed to normal nigra behaviour...ie, pie stealing, rape and drug dealing).

With Love, Sister Thumper

[Brother Love]

Re: Hello.

Sorry, as I stated... I'm new here, so the customs of this forum may be confusing and distant to me for a while. No one else seemed to have a problem with the derogatory term, as as we all know, black people ARE sub-human. However, if my use of the word in any way offends Jesus, I shall cease to use it and increase the size of my donation.

You offended JESUS! Increased donation REQUIRED, friend!!

GLORY!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello.

Sorry, as I stated... I'm new here, so the customs of this forum may be confusing and distant to me for a while. No one else seemed to have a problem with the derogatory term, as as we all know, black people ARE sub-human. However, if my use of the word in any way offends Jesus, I shall cease to use it and increase the size of my donation.

While I don't dare to speak for Jesus, your apology has certainly put you back in my good graces.

As Poetic Peter summed it up so nicely, non-white people are not subhuman, they're just subpar. And some, like our well-respected member and contributor Remy Lebeau (see the Ask an Ex-Negro thread) have become White through the grace of Jesus! His skin is still dark, but inside he's white as a clearance sale at Linens N Things!

[Rev. SparkleJugs (On Moderation)]

Re: Hello.

Amen!

[SUV]

Re: Hello.

Thanks. Indeed, you are damned to hell for that smiley, you are also damned to hell for ruining the lords language so with your shortening of words with apostrophes.

Praise the lord!

Ah, well. I'm already Damned to Hell for being Born a woman, I think (I'm sure that I am a woman - not as sure that I am actually Damned to Hell for being Born one) so...even a Nice Baptist Lady likes to have a little fun every now and then!

(Would it be just too far out of line to wish to continue the fun with a Tupperware Party tonight? Maybe even putting fruit rinds into the punch bowl with the Kool-Aid?)