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  • Holy Timothy
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    • Dec 2008
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    #1

    Introduction

    Hi there all,
    Allow me to introduce myself, I am Timothy, a long time sinner who has finally seen the light. I have been told about this site by a member of my congregation at the Darwin St. Church in London. I thought I would say hi and express my relief in finding some likeminded souls.

    Peace and love, peace and love......
  • Brother Temperance
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    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by Holy Timothy View Post
    Hi there all,
    Allow me to introduce myself, I am Timothy, a long time sinner who has finally seen the light. I have been told about this site by a member of my congregation at the Darwin St. Church in London. I thought I would say hi and express my relief in finding some likeminded souls.

    Peace and love, peace and love......
    Welcome, friend. Now, let me just ask you a few polite questions: What's your favourite Bible verse? Why do you talk like Ringo Starr? Who do you hate more, Papists or Mahommedans? Have you been in a lawnmower accident lately?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Bob4God
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      Arms Dealer for CHRIST
      Hands folded for Jesus
       
      • Apr 2008
      • 5274

      #3
      Re: Introduction

      Welcome!

      I hope you are sincere, because we have a lot of folks who come here just to make fun and persecute us for having the Truth.

      Tell us about the horrible perverted sins that JESUS has washed you clean of. It only serves to prove to the world that GOD is alive and working!
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      The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
      - Proverbs 15:3

      CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


      CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Holy Timothy View Post
        Hi there all,
        Allow me to introduce myself, I am Timothy, a long time sinner who has finally seen the light. I have been told about this site by a member of my congregation at the Darwin St. Church in London. I thought I would say hi and express my relief in finding some likeminded souls.

        Peace and love, peace and love......
        Could you tell us a bit more about this St. Derwood Church of yours? I can't seem to find it in the London directory, and was hoping to inquire about your Salvation with your pastor.

        Thanks!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • SayvedByTheLord
          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
          True Christian™
          • May 2007
          • 3151

          #5
          Re: Introduction

          Welcome to our Godly Forum™

          What is the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth ?

          Originally posted by Holy Timothy View Post
          Hi there all,
          Allow me to introduce myself, I am Timothy, a long time sinner who has finally seen the light. I have been told about this site by a member of my congregation at the Darwin St. Church in London. I thought I would say hi and express my relief in finding some likeminded souls.

          Peace and love, peace and love......


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • Holy Timothy
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            • Dec 2008
            • 7

            #6
            Re: Introduction

            Hi Brother Temperance,

            My knowledge of scripture is not as developed as someone like yourself. However, this verse means alot to me regarding my current postition.
            Exodus 15:2 - The LORD is my strength and song, and he is become my salvation: he is my God, and I will prepare him an habitation; my father's God, and I will exalt him.

            Mohammedans, but I see this question as irrelevant as surely both will burn in eternal fires of hell.

            Asking about the lawnmower accident must be referring to my avatar.... depicting stigmata. The 'holy wounds' are another reason that I find myself here today, in a vision that came to me when I was at my lowest ebb.

            I talk like Ringo Starr because I have permanently inflamed sinuses, although I do not know how you are privy to such information.

            Peace and love, peace and love....

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            • Holy Timothy
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              • Dec 2008
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              #7
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Could you tell us a bit more about this St. Derwood Church of yours? I can't seem to find it in the London directory, and was hoping to inquire about your Salvation with your pastor.

              Thanks!
              Hi Rev. M Rodimer,
              The church is on Darwin St. in London SE17. I have noticed that the church is not in the directory at this current time and have sent an e-mail to the webmaster of the Baptist Union site in the UK.

              As soon as the details are there I am sure that Pastor Biggan would be happy to talk to you.

              Peace and love, peace and love....

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #8
                Re: Introduction

                Originally posted by Holy Timothy View Post
                Hi Rev. M Rodimer,
                The church is on Darwin St. in London SE17. I have noticed that the church is not in the directory at this current time and have sent an e-mail to the webmaster of the Baptist Union site in the UK.

                As soon as the details are there I am sure that Pastor Biggan would be happy to talk to you.

                Peace and love, peace and love....
                You sod. That church is in Whitechapel. You aren't fooling anyone, you know. You're probably an Irisher.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Holy Timothy
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                  • Dec 2008
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Re: Introduction

                  Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                  Welcome to our Godly Forum™

                  What is the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth ?
                  I put a lot of troubled past down to being breastfed as a child. I do not think that unsaved children should be exposed to such deviant acts at such a young age. Although there are many passages that extoll the virtues of breastfeeding, for the unsaved I fear it does more harm than good.

                  Peace and love, peace and love.....

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                  • Holy Timothy
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                    • Dec 2008
                    • 7

                    #10
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    You sod. That church is in Whitechapel. You aren't fooling anyone, you know. You're probably an Irisher.
                    No Irisher here, The Baptists Union have e-mailed me stating they that will add the church within a week. I applaud them for working so late and doing such diligent work for the LORD.

                    Peace and love, peace and love......

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                    • SayvedByTheLord
                      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2007
                      • 3151

                      #11
                      Re: Introduction

                      Originally posted by Holy Timothy View Post
                      No Irisher here, The Baptists Union have e-mailed me stating they that will add the church within a week. I applaud them for working so late and doing such diligent work for the LORD.

                      Peace and love, peace and love......
                      The proper term is mick but we will let that pass.

                      Why do Baptists need a union over there ? Because everyone on that island is Unsaved ?


                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                      • Holy Timothy
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                        Under Investigation
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 7

                        #12
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                        The proper term is mick but we will let that pass.

                        Why do Baptists need a union over there ? Because everyone on that island is Unsaved ?
                        Pleasure to make your aquaintance.
                        There are many of the saved over here..... they are a bit more unorganised and the union allows us to easily spread the teachings of christ.

                        Peace and love, peace and love....

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: Introduction

                          Originally posted by Holy Timothy View Post
                          Pleasure to make your aquaintance.
                          There are many of the saved over here..... they are a bit more unorganised and the union allows us to easily spread the teachings of christ.

                          Peace and love, peace and love....
                          Friend, while I find your answers generally sound, I'm concerned about two things:

                          Stigmata is a Catholic pretense, popular among today's self-cutting Emos and Goths. You're not a . . . Catholic?

                          You mention "peace and love" frequently. Do you believe that God is only about peace and love?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Holy Timothy
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                            • Dec 2008
                            • 7

                            #14
                            Re: Introduction

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Friend, while I find your answers generally sound, I'm concerned about two things:

                            Stigmata is a Catholic pretense, popular among today's self-cutting Emos and Goths. You're not a . . . Catholic?

                            You mention "peace and love" frequently. Do you believe that God is only about peace and love?
                            I assure you I am not a catholic or a self-harming goth homo...

                            Exodus 15:3
                            The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Introduction

                              Originally posted by Holy Timothy View Post
                              I assure you I am not a catholic or a self-harming goth homo...

                              Exodus 15:3
                              The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
                              I'm curious as to why you'd call yourself "holy." Sounds blasphemous to me.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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