I am a sinner...

[wolfennights]

I have cheated. I have stolen. I have enjoyed the naked pictures of videos of men and women, and pleasured myself to them. I have done so many drugs and listened to so much rock and roll, that I don't even know where my soul is anymore. I have cut my arms in agony, longing for my soul to return. I cry out to God to save me, but only emptiness fills my ears.

I want to hear God again. I want to be SAVED.

Someone please... hear my cries, and allow me to be born again.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I have cheated. I have stolen. I have enjoyed the naked pictures of videos of men and women, and pleasured myself to them. I have done so many drugs and listened to so much rock and roll, that I don't even know where my soul is anymore. I have cut my arms in agony, longing for my soul to return. I cry out to God to save me, but only emptiness fills my ears.

I want to hear God again. I want to be SAVED.

Someone please... hear my cries, and allow me to be born again.

It is Christ's birthday and all are in a joyous and thankful mood. But I think you are too far gone. I expect you sold your soul to SATAN for drugs and that's why you feel empty.

[bassplayer79]

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that is fine i rather be an open sinner then a false saint any day unlike these people on here

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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that is fine i rather be an open sinner then a false saint any day unlike these people on here

Well then, Merry Christmas. Enjoy HELL.

[wolfennights]

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Why do you cast me down this way? Didn't Jesus say that if you repent, you could be saved?

I REPENT! I REPENT! I REPENT!

[bassplayer79]

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see you there if you think gods will is to tell everyone to go to hell that goes a lil off course then your dumb anyone and everyone doing that will be in hell sorry but your a false saint

[Mistress Cookie]

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I want to hear God again. I want to be SAVED. Someone please... hear my cries, and allow me to be born again.

It is a wondrous thing to desire salvation through Christ Our Lord and the Landover Baptist Church™. But are you willing to do the work required? It involves Bible study AND LIVING ITS LAWS. Prayer and tithing. Good Deeds, sacrifice, and a host of other comitted activities I'm sure others will mention.

It's not something to undertake lightly. Nor is it easy for everyone to stick with, and APPLY one hundred thousand ten million hundred thousand percent. That is why there are so few True Christians™ on Earth today.

But you are lucky you have found us so your journey might begin.

PS: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain, bassplayer79. He is satan sent to tempt you. And so begins your first test.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Why do you cast me down this way? Didn't Jesus say that if you repent, you could be saved?

I REPENT! I REPENT! I REPENT!

He didn't mean you.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Oh dear. God struck a line through their names and they're banned now.

I'm glad we have Him on our side....but sometimes I wonder if He's a little too sensitive.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Oh dear. God struck a line through their names and they're banned now.

I'm glad we have Him on our side....but sometimes I wonder if He's a little too sensitive.

It's His Birthday. JESUS hates Trolls on His Birthday.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Of course you're right, Pastor...but as a woman, I want to nurture and help. I want to sooth and heal. I want to embrace all and help them stand, to walk upright and proud into God's New Day!

We know Landover Baptist Church™ is the only place one can become a True Christian™, and to come to know and be accepted by Our Lord.

But those two boys are banned now, and I fear their souls are lost forever.

Silly, I know.

[Hawk]

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Of course you're right, Pastor...but as a woman, I want to nurture and help. I want to sooth and heal. I want to embrace all and help them stand, to walk upright and proud into God's New Day!

We know Landover Baptist Church™ is the only place one can become a True Christian™, and to come to know and be accepted by Our Lord.

But those two boys are banned now, and I fear their souls are lost forever.

Silly, I know.

Hi,

I feel the same way and do not think it is silly at all! Is it not the whole idea to try and help people here to see through satan's lies and deception? I think they will leave on their own, because demons cannot stand talking about Jesus who conquered them at the Cross, I will also not be surprises if satan has not yet infiltrated this forum trying to deceive people playing the angel of light persona!

Those two people that is banned are now out of our reach to help them see who Jesus really is and that He loves them!
We can now only pray that Jesus will manage to get through to them on some other way or person! I glorify Jesus Christ who died for us on the Cross at Calvary, He did not have to do it, but He still humbled Himself and love us so much that He did it!

Praise you Lord! We love you and accept your blessings and love Jesus! Amen!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hi,

I feel the same way and do not think it is silly at all! Is it not the whole idea to try and help people here to see through satan's lies and deception? I think they will leave on their own, because demons cannot stand talking about Jesus who conquered them at the Cross, I will also not be surprises if satan has not yet infiltrated this forum trying to deceive people playing the angel of light persona!

Those two people that is banned are now out of our reach to help them see who Jesus really is and that He loves them!
We can now only pray that Jesus will manage to get through to them on some other way or person! I glorify Jesus Christ who died for us on the Cross at Calvary, He did not have to do it, but He still humbled Himself and love us so much that He did it!

Praise you Lord! We love you and accept your blessings and love Jesus! Amen!

While it is certainly true that satan and his minions are constantly attempting to infiltrate and deceive in God's favorite forum, they have never been very successful. We are protected by the JesOS, which filters out 99.99% of the God-mocking scum. The other .01% are given to us by Jesus Himself to practice our rebuking skills on.

May I suggest that you make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section, Mr. Hawk? We'd like to get to know you. Tell us how you came to find Jesus, and tell us about the church you attend. We'd love to hear all about you.

You also might want to read through THIS thread for new posters such as yourself. Praise Jesus!