Hello again.

[Mr Peugeot Talbot-Wiener]

Do understand this is my second entrance on this forum of God. There apparently has been a little mix-up before hand with the server (and I can never figure these things out), but a good Pastor assures me there is nothing to worry about. I'm sure it was Jesus himself who referred here to this site through good Baptist friend of mine.

Anyway, some of you may remember me. I'm Peregrine Talbot-Wheeler of course, and if there is any members on here hailing from the United Kingdom, some of you may recognize me from the show I host, The Antique Treasure Trail. Lately though, there will be many who will be disappointed that there won't be a sixth season. I've come into a tight spot with the producers who are displeased with the direction I wished to pursue. One thing many may be well-aware of is that Britain is NOT a land of GOD. Many here are wishy-washy Anglicans who really aren't much in a way different from degenerate Catholics. Therefore it is no surprise that my proposal to pursue a new direction for the show, a look into how the Biblical artifacts do indeed prove the existence of the one and true Christian God, has fallen on deaf ears! It's disgraceful!

I figure I may have better luck pursuing my proposal in America where faith clearly takes dominion over lesser values. Therefore, I intend to take myself over there as soon as I can, and hopefully repent of any European stigma that tends to linger over my sort.

Sincerely,
Mr. Peregrine Talbot-Wheeler

[Nobar King]

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I see what you did there!

[Mr Peugeot Talbot-Wiener]

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Pardon me Mr. King? Are you referring to my television show?

[JennyD]

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Pardon me Mr. King? Are you referring to my television show?

There were a few clips circulated on YouTube.

I'm hoping . . . really, REALLY hoping . . . that it was a "bloopers/gag" reel.

Perhaps you'd care to explain that little "shroud of Turin" crack you made?

[Mr Peugeot Talbot-Wiener]

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Well Miss Jenny,

The artifacts I assess are not the usual run-of-the-mill water stain of Mary on the wall. You know, the sort of the stuff Catholics go spastic over. I haven't come close to seeing the Shroud of Turin myself, but it resides in Catholic domain, so I can't say I have much desire pursue my efforts in that direction.

In one of the more recent episodes of The Antique Treasure Trail, I've been attempting to give a Christian certified value of what appeared to be an innocent cardsharp's gun, yet the American owner claimed it served them a more divine purpose.

Here's an actual screenshot of myself holding this item from the episode.



Now the owner claimed that when the gun was in their use, there was a divine feeling that passed through their arm and they never, EVER missed a target, as though they were a professional marksman. One thing I was able to uncover was the inscription of numbers 21:12 on the pearl handle.

It is quite common knowledge that guns are GODLY, and their assertion on the matter remained quite correct. One of the more interesting pieces I had been requested for examination.

Hope you found this interesting.

Yours in Jesus,
Mr. Peregrine Talbot-Wheeler.

[Mr Peugeot Talbot-Wiener]

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Friends,

After my safe crossing on the S.S. Trinity last night, I am pleased to inform you all that Jesus himself has blessed me with a new title to accompany this new chapter in my life. As I intend to become an American citizen, I find a new, more American name is only appropriate.

Please refer to me as Mr. Talbot-Wiener for now on thank you.

God bless.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Please refer to me as Mr. Talbot-Wiener for now on thank you.

God bless.

Are you in some sort of Weenie Protection Program, Mr. Tally-Whacker?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Please refer to me as Mr. Talbot-Wiener for now on thank you.
God bless.

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