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  • HelmsFan55
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2006
    • 25

    #1

    Hello!

    Hi there!I hope we can all get along!How much should I tithe I got 500 dollars today.I think 200 as a thank you gift to jesus for helping me find this site!
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Originally posted by HelmsFan55 View Post
    Hi there!I hope we can all get along!How much should I tithe I got 500 dollars today.I think 200 as a thank you gift to jesus for helping me find this site!
    Welcome Friend.

    While we will always welcome new people to God's favourite Site, It's always nice to get to know someone first.
    Tell me, have you a copy of the Bible(KJV1611) somewhere close?
    I hope so.
    Money is but a trivial thing, but I think as a first loving donation, at least $250 is in order.

    Praise The Lord

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #3
      Sister Talitha is right.
      Atleast 250$ as an initial donation..

      But let's face it my friend, you owe Jesus more than that.
      Work hard, overtime if you must, and sell the things you don't need, so that you can give Jesus his due and be Saved.


      Salvation is actually priceless, you know.
      Now on that note, Welcome and Praise JESUS for bringing another soul to save!
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Glendora Christianson
        Spiritual Mother of LBC
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2329

        #4
        Tithing Recipes

        Welcome, HelmsFan, I sure hope your name is a tribute to the Godly Jesse Helms. Anyway, with my tithing menu, you should be able to feed a family of four for $45 per week. So, I recommend that you tithe $455 and let the Lord prove what a good and creative provider HE can be.
        Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
          Welcome, HelmsFan, I sure hope your name is a tribute to the Godly Jesse Helms. Anyway, with my tithing menu, you should be able to feed a family of four for $45 per week. So, I recommend that you tithe $455 and let the Lord prove what a good and creative provider HE can be.
          Indeed. God will provide all our need according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus (Philippians 4:19). And it is such a blessing to have you here, Mother Glynndie, to help people on the path to Salvation® with such valuable information as your tithing menu.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
            Scientific Advisor
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2373

            #6
            As commanded by Jesus, you are to give all that you have....

            "
            1And he looked up, and saw the rich men casting their gifts into the treasury.
            2And he saw also a certain poor widow casting in thither two mites.
            3And he said, Of a truth I say unto you, that this poor widow hath cast in more than they all:
            4For all these have of their abundance cast in unto the offerings of God: but she of her penury hath cast in all the living that she had." - Luke 21:1-4 (KJV1611)



            If you want to have a prayer at getting into HEAVEN'S PEARLY GATES(TM), you will empty your savings account (and lines of credit, etc) into Landover's HOLY coffers. PRAISE!
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            • Johnathin
              Unsaved trash
              • Jan 2011
              • 5

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Hi nice to meet you

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by Johnathin View Post
                Hi nice to meet you
                You're welcoming someone from 5-years ago?
                Drama queen

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                • Johnathin
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 5

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  You're welcoming someone from 5-years ago?
                  Ya!

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