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  • Hvidlilje
    Unsaved trash
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 26
    #31
    Re: Den mark

    But sir, I am.

    For some reason I have always spelled words like favourite and colour with an ou, I have no idea. Jesus had a reason though. Maybe I can get closer to bringing got to these heathens I they see me as a peer.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #32
        Re: Den mark

        Originally posted by Hvidlilje View Post
        But sir, I am.

        For some reason I have always spelled words like favourite and colour with an ou, I have no idea. Jesus had a reason though. Maybe I can get closer to bringing got to these heathens I they see me as a peer.
        The only peers you have at the moment are homers and mudslimes and other Godless foreign scum. Being unsaved trash is a repulsive existence, I'm sure. But please don't continue to lie to Jesus. All foreigners have an insane desire to become Americans. But just like becoming a True Christian™, many attempt but few succeed.

        Jesus DOES care about spelling and such. If you had even a passing knowledge of the Holy Bible, you'd know that.

        "one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18 (KJV1611)

        It would be best if you come clean for the Lord. Don't put on airs and pretend to be something you aren't. Jesus hates that.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323
            #33
            Re: As some of you have already noticed...

            Pastor Zeke, I am pretty certain this person is a GODLESS heathen Dansk-ish poofter posing as an American in the hope of getting an autographed photo of President Bush.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Poetic Peter
                Christian Poet Emeritus
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2006
                • 1696
                #34
                Re: Den mark

                Thank you pastors for divining the truth about the false but comely little Hilte.

                At best she's a devious dyslexic Dane.

                At worst she is a Belgian.

                NO way she is from NY.

                Check her out, D.O.F. guys.
                Last edited by Poetic Peter; 01-21-2007, 07:23 AM.

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                  • Hvidlilje
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 26
                    #35
                    Re: Den mark

                    Funny how the moderators were discussing my location in New York by using my IP address earlier on in the thread, even though I hadn't said anything aobut being from New York previously. My IP address is from Rochester, NY

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414
                        #36
                        Re: As some of you have already noticed...

                        Nobody said you're not in New York. That's quite different from being from New York. The bigger question is if you're illegal or not.
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