Another Sinner

[Billy Burnfire]

I am a terrible sinner born into the land of godless atheists (Britain) I wish to throw away my godless ways and lift the unholy veil which has kept hidden from me the true glory of God. I seek the wisdom of this fine Church that I may learn the true ways of Jesus and become saved.

[Bob4God]

Re: Another Sinner

PRAISE JESUS!

Welcome, seeker. There is no better place to learn about the REAL GOD than Landover Baptist!

One of our pastors will be with you shortly to help you get saved!

I will pray for you.

[Nobar King]

Re: Another Sinner

Have you denounced the Virgin Mary and accepted Jesus as your savior, yet? That would be a good place to start.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Another Sinner

I'm sorry, if you are in fact in Britain you are already doomed to hellfire. There is little which can be done.

[Billy Burnfire]

Re: Another Sinner

I'm sorry, if you are in fact in Britain you are already doomed to hellfire. There is little which can be done.

Does the Lord not make an exception in the case where I would burn the British flag, and strive to live my life like those in the blessed land of Jesus?

[Billy Burnfire]

Re: Another Sinner

Have you denounced the Virgin Mary and accepted Jesus as your savior, yet? That would be a good place to start.

I have indeed. I now want to live my life only to glorify Jesus. I am ready to do his bidding

[Billy Burnfire]

Re: Another Sinner

curse my sinful British typing. I meant to say "His bidding"

[Nobar King]

Re: Another Sinner

Does the Lord not make an exception in the case where I would burn the British flag, and strive to live my life like those in the blessed land of Jesus?

Are you moving to the U.S.? We have pretty strong immigration standards.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Another Sinner

Does the Lord not make an exception in the case where I would burn the British flag, and strive to live my life like those in the blessed land of Jesus?

This is a start but God hates the British for many reasons...

• No dental hygiene

• They boil their beef

• Cannot spell the word color correctly

• The money is funny looking (£)

I will stop here as this list could get quite long.

[Billy Burnfire]

Re: Another Sinner

Are you moving to the U.S.? We have pretty strong immigration standards.

I'm afraid I am forced to live amongst these thieves, whores, goths, Mooselimbs, and atheist a little longer until I finish I can scrape together enough coin to leave this wretched den of sin.

[Nobar King]

Re: Another Sinner

What Church do you attend, son? What's your pastor's name?

[Billy Burnfire]

Re: Another Sinner

What Church do you attend, son? What's your pastor's name?

I attend no Church. I have lived my life as a thoroughly godless and wicked atheist.
I have only the KJV Bible and the hope that by working through its pages I might fully understand how to live for Jesus and repent of my vile and despicable ways

I am a sinner

Lord save me!

[Bob4God]

Re: Another Sinner

I believe there is hope for Billy if he truly recognizes that he is a disgusting piece of unsaved garbage crying out in desperate need of washing in CHRIST's blood.

We have had True Christian members from other countries, and it's possible he may turn out to be a real asset to our cause if he can witness to the other unsaved heathens slopping about over there.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Another Sinner

We have had True Christian members from other countries, and it's possible he may turn out to be a real asset to our cause if he can witness to the other unsaved heathens slopping about over there.

This is true but they are either from 3rd world, non-existent, or communist countries.

God has laid down strict instructions about the Brits

[Billy Burnfire]

Re: Another Sinner

I believe there is hope for Billy if he truly recognizes that he is a disgusting piece of unsaved garbage crying out in desperate need of washing in CHRIST's blood.

We have had True Christian members from other countries, and it's possible he may turn out to be a real asset to our cause if he can witness to the other unsaved heathens slopping about over there.

I truly do feel disgusting. Every step I must take on this British soil makes me want to vomit, the Lord Jesus should not have to bear the sight of any denizen of this accursed dung heap called Britain, but I call out to Him:

Please LORD lift me from this toilet they call Britain , bathe me in your righteous blood that I may be cleansed.
I shall be your loyal servant.

I know you can hear me in these forums