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  • Billy Burnfire
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    • Jan 2009
    • 14

    #16
    Re: Another Sinner

    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    This is a start but God hates the British for many reasons...

    • No dental hygiene

    • They boil their beef

    • Cannot spell the word color correctly

    • The money is funny looking (£)

    I will stop here as this list could get quite long.
    You speak the truth good man, I suspect that the Holy Spirit guides your hand that I may know, truly, that I must beg, plead for His mercy.
    1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth

    Why do scientists spend so much time trying to figure out the universe? GOD made it clear right there at the start. Praise the Lord!

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • May 2026
      • 15118

      #17
      Re: Another Sinner

      Originally posted by Billy Burnfire View Post
      You speak the truth good man, I suspect that the Holy Spirit guides your hand that I may know, truly, that I must beg, plead for His mercy.
      Your grovelling will truly be heard by those on high, however, a Loving Donation to your favorite Baptist Church will always get you noticed sooner by The Lord God HIMself.
      Of course, with the english pound being almost worthless these days, you would have to make your Donation at least double

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Billy Burnfire
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        • Jan 2009
        • 14

        #18
        Re: Another Sinner

        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
        Your grovelling will truly be heard by those on high, however, a Loving Donation to your favorite Baptist Church will always get you noticed sooner by The Lord God HIMself.
        Of course, with the english pound being almost worthless these days, you would have to make your Donation at least double
        Scraping together these lustreless coins as we speak that the LORD may see a demonstration of my love for HIM
        1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth

        Why do scientists spend so much time trying to figure out the universe? GOD made it clear right there at the start. Praise the Lord!

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        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Senior Pastor
          VP of Evangelical Outreach
          On FIRE for Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5812

          #19
          Re: Another Sinner

          Welcome to our forum, friend! I am glad that the Lord has led you here.

          Originally posted by Billy Burnfire View Post
          I have indeed. I now want to live my life only to glorify Jesus. I am ready to do his bidding
          My question for you is have you hit the PayPal button at the bottom of your screen yet?

          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
          The money is funny looking (£)
          That's nothing to worry about, Brother. Jesus can put those £'s to work just fine.

          Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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          • Billy Burnfire
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            • Jan 2009
            • 14

            #20
            Re: Another Sinner

            Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
            Welcome to our forum, friend! I am glad that the Lord has led you here.


            My question for you is have you hit the PayPal button at the bottom of your screen yet?


            That's nothing to worry about, Brother. Jesus can put those £'s to work just fine.

            Pastor Billy-Reuben
            I have only managed to scrape together 47 pence (£.47) worth of my stinking British money .
            I know that stealing is a sin, but does would the Lord make an exception for the greater good if I were to steal from other lowlife, stinking, and sodomising Brits to gather His tithe?
            1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth

            Why do scientists spend so much time trying to figure out the universe? GOD made it clear right there at the start. Praise the Lord!

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #21
              Re: Another Sinner

              Originally posted by Billy Burnfire View Post
              I have only managed to scrape together 47 pence (£.47) worth of my stinking British money .
              I know that stealing is a sin, but does would the Lord make an exception for the greater good if I were to steal from other lowlife, stinking, and sodomising Brits to gather His tithe?
              No. You would be stealing from every person in the country.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Billy Burnfire
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                Under Investigation
                • Jan 2009
                • 14

                #22
                Re: Another Sinner

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                No. You would be stealing from every person in the country.
                Yes...good point, I would never get round to actually making my donation to His forum were I steal from every person. Silly me!
                How about just goths? do they even count as human anyway?
                1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth

                Why do scientists spend so much time trying to figure out the universe? GOD made it clear right there at the start. Praise the Lord!

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #23
                  Re: Another Sinner

                  Originally posted by Billy Burnfire View Post
                  How about just goths? do they even count?
                  I know a few goths who have trouble with counting.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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