[Billy Burnfire]

Re: Another Sinner

This is a start but God hates the British for many reasons...

• No dental hygiene

• They boil their beef

• Cannot spell the word color correctly

• The money is funny looking (£)

I will stop here as this list could get quite long.

You speak the truth good man, I suspect that the Holy Spirit guides your hand that I may know, truly, that I must beg, plead for His mercy.

[Talitha]

Re: Another Sinner

You speak the truth good man, I suspect that the Holy Spirit guides your hand that I may know, truly, that I must beg, plead for His mercy.

Your grovelling will truly be heard by those on high, however, a Loving Donation to your favorite Baptist Church will always get you noticed sooner by The Lord God HIMself.
Of course, with the english pound being almost worthless these days, you would have to make your Donation at least double

[Billy Burnfire]

Re: Another Sinner

Your grovelling will truly be heard by those on high, however, a Loving Donation to your favorite Baptist Church will always get you noticed sooner by The Lord God HIMself.
Of course, with the english pound being almost worthless these days, you would have to make your Donation at least double

Scraping together these lustreless coins as we speak that the LORD may see a demonstration of my love for HIM

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Another Sinner

Welcome to our forum, friend! I am glad that the Lord has led you here.

I have indeed. I now want to live my life only to glorify Jesus. I am ready to do his bidding

My question for you is have you hit the PayPal button at the bottom of your screen yet?

The money is funny looking (£)

That's nothing to worry about, Brother. Jesus can put those £'s to work just fine.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Billy Burnfire]

Re: Another Sinner

Welcome to our forum, friend! I am glad that the Lord has led you here.


My question for you is have you hit the PayPal button at the bottom of your screen yet?


That's nothing to worry about, Brother. Jesus can put those £'s to work just fine.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

I have only managed to scrape together 47 pence (£.47) worth of my stinking British money .
I know that stealing is a sin, but does would the Lord make an exception for the greater good if I were to steal from other lowlife, stinking, and sodomising Brits to gather His tithe?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Another Sinner

I have only managed to scrape together 47 pence (£.47) worth of my stinking British money .
I know that stealing is a sin, but does would the Lord make an exception for the greater good if I were to steal from other lowlife, stinking, and sodomising Brits to gather His tithe?

No. You would be stealing from every person in the country.

[Billy Burnfire]

Re: Another Sinner

No. You would be stealing from every person in the country.

Yes...good point, I would never get round to actually making my donation to His forum were I steal from every person. Silly me!
How about just goths? do they even count as human anyway?

[Nobar King]

Re: Another Sinner

How about just goths? do they even count?

I know a few goths who have trouble with counting.