Dirty Sinner Repents

[Billy Ram]

Hello my friends,yesterday I found a chick track placed by God's glorious hand on top of a urinal.I read it right away and afterwords kneeled in the puddle of urine beneath me and said the prayer at the back.Praise God I haven't played with my bird since I really must be saved.

[Shinigami]

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Hello my friends,yesterday I found a chick track placed by God's glorious hand on top of a urinal.I read it right away and afterwords kneeled in the puddle of urine beneath me and said the prayer at the back.Praise God I haven't played with my bird since I really must be saved.

Welcome, if you are really sincere. To my eyes you do have the unclean stench of a troll doing this for kicks. Are you only a troll doing this for kicks? What's your opinion on the Bible compared to say the Koran or the Bagavhad-Gita? Do you know that God is coming back soon and that makes the part about taking the word to every people, toungue and tribe all the more important? Lastly, what is your favorite Bible verse?

[Brother V]

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Hello my friends,yesterday I found a chick track placed by God's glorious hand on top of a urinal.I read it right away and afterwords kneeled in the puddle of urine beneath me and said the prayer at the back.Praise God I haven't played with my bird since I really must be saved.

Praise Jesus!!!

Chick tracts again to the rescue.

Which one was it?

I know some are much better at conversion than others, Somebody Goofed is the best, in my opinion.

YIC
V

[Billy Ram]

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Welcome, if you are really sincere. To my eyes you do have the unclean stench of a troll doing this for kicks. Are you only a troll doing this for kicks? What's your opinion on the Bible compared to say the Koran or the Bagavhad-Gita? Do you know that God is coming back soon and that makes the part about taking the word to every people, toungue and tribe all the more important? Lastly, what is your favorite Bible verse?

Goodness gracious please don't think I'm a troll.I believe that the KJV bible is the literal Word Of God,every single word even the words that contradict the other words!I believe God will return anytime soon,probably before dinner!All other religious books were personally penned by Satan himself!My favorite bible verse is Lev.26 verses 27-29.Amen.

[Billy Ram]

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Praise Jesus!!!

Chick tracts again to the rescue.

Which one was it?

I know some are much better at conversion than others, Somebody Goofed is the best, in my opinion.

YIC
V

Praise God brother, the tract was called Bad Bob. Made me realize if a badass like Bob could get saved I could to.Thank Ya Jesus.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Praise God brother, the tract was called Bad Bob. Made me realize if a badass like Bob could get saved I could to.Thank Ya Jesus.

Bad Bob is a good one. I like to pass that one out when I witness outside of biker bars. Welcome to the forum, brother.

I know some are much better at conversion than others, Somebody Goofed is the best, in my opinion.

I've had a lot of success with that one too. I also like the urban version, Oops.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Welcome in Christ's abundant love. Two of my favorite Chick tracts are Gun Slinger and The Letter, both of which explain the Lord's plan of salvation without prettying it up to make it more politically correct for modern liberals. Angels? is a nice one, too, but sadly must now be special-ordered. While some of the things on Brother Chick's Web site make me concerned that he may be getting a little liberal in his old age, his tracts are still a powerful witnessing tool.

[Billy Ram]

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Welcome in Christ's abundant love. Two of my favorite Chick tracts are Gun Slinger and The Letter, both of which explain the Lord's plan of salvation without prettying it up to make it more politically correct for modern liberals. Angels? is a nice one, too, but sadly must now be special-ordered. While some of the things on Brother Chick's Web site make me concerned that he may be getting a little liberal in his old age, his tracts are still a powerful witnessing tool.

Brother Chick is doing a mighty work for the Lord. Sadly he teaches that gay homosexual sodomites can be saved if they repent. Aside from that he's still pretty solid.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Brother Chick is doing a mighty work for the Lord. Sadly he teaches that gay homosexual sodomites can be saved if they repent. Aside from that he's still pretty solid.

Homosexuals can become Christians. See our amputation guide for details. The only unforgivable sin is blaspheming the holy ghost.

[Billy Ram]

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Homosexuals can become Christians. See our amputation guide for details. The only unforgivable sin is blaspheming the holy ghost.

Darn it, that means I'll have witness to queers to.Next thing ya know God will be saving the coloreds.

[Bob4God]

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SHOUT GLORY TO CHRIST ALMIGHTY!

Welcome to the fold brother! Just in time too, I think Obama is ushering in the apocalypse!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Darn it, that means I'll have witness to queers to.

Yeah, but once they get saved, the demon of homosexuality leaves them and the Holy Spirit moves in. Then they stop being fruits who prance, sip wine, go shoe-shopping, and watch Bravo, and they become men who swagger, drink beer, work on cars, and watch ESPN.

Next thing ya know God will be saving the coloreds.

Ex-negroes are good people, too.

Pastor Billy-Reuben