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  • I'm not Percy, he is
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2009
    • 13

    #1

    Hello from Percy!!

    Hello, Percy is my name! Percy has come here because he sees you are a place to post, but...

    Percy als sees you call peple who are homosexual...'fags', 'faggots'...these are bad words, Percy takes offense too. Percy is 'gay himself and does not understand why this is bad.

  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: Hello from Percy!!

    You registered here just to tell us that?

    Friend, we don't know why it's bad either, but we know the Bible says so.

    Are you prepared to repent from your sinful homer deathstyle?
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Hello from Percy!!

      That's not much of an introduction.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • I'm not Percy, he is
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2009
        • 13

        #4
        Re: Hello from Percy!!

        Noooo....

        Percy registered to tell you it is wrong to call ME bad for being gay...Percy simply doesn't understand why you believe your Bible calls him evil...

        Percy is confused.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: Hello from Percy!!

          Leviticus 20:13
          If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

          Are you saying we pulled that (this should appeal to you) out of our ass?
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • I'm not Percy, he is
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2009
            • 13

            #6
            Re: Hello from Percy!!

            It's just a story...Percy thinks you are, so literal about it. Percy being gay is not bad just because a book told him not too.

            Also, Percy does not like being insulted about sex...it's not very nice of you, as a Christian...

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Hello from Percy!!

              You are referring to yourself in the third person. Are you stupid, gay, or both?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • I'm not Percy, he is
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2009
                • 13

                #8
                Re: Hello from Percy!!

                Percy doesn't understand why he will be sent to a bad place for being what he cannot help!!

                Why would God send me to the bad place for something Percy has always been? >.< Percy is gay, but he does not want to go to Hell...

                Nobar King, Percy's grammar is not very good, he knows this...but he also cannot help this, either. You are not nice to insult Percy. Would God approve?

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #9
                  Re: Hello from Percy!!

                  Originally posted by <3 Percy <3 View Post
                  Noooo....

                  Percy registered to tell you it is wrong to call ME bad for being gay...Percy simply doesn't understand why you believe your Bible calls him evil...

                  Percy is confused.
                  Percy talks in the third person which means Percy's colon is infested with demons and that Percy is probably a walking AIDS dispensary as well as being completely insane.

                  Pastor Al doesn't want to talk to Percy's demons and doesn't care what they think. Our Bible (and EVERY Bible for that matter, even the FALSE ones) TELLS US SPECIFICALLY that Qweers are an abomination and are to be killed because that is what it says. That's why we believe it.

                  Pastor Al can even understand why Brother WO would make a disgusting joke about homers. Who is wrong, Percy or GOD?

                  Leviticus

                  18:22 Homosexual acts are an abomination to God.

                  20:13 If a man has sex with another man, kill them both.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: Hello from Percy!!

                    Originally posted by <3 Percy <3 View Post
                    It's just a story...Percy thinks you are, so literal about it. Percy being gay is not bad just because a book told him not too.

                    Also, Percy does not like being insulted about sex...it's not very nice of you, as a Christian...
                    If it's just a story, Percy shouldn't worry about it, now should he?

                    <audience> NO HE SHOULDN'T!
                    <satan> well, we'll see
                    <audience> LOOK BEHIND THEE!

                    I'm trying to talk on your own level here...

                    Percy, let me ask you this: unless you are a bird, and have a cloaca, don't you think it's wrong to put body parts into "exit only" orifices? Do you know the concept of GIGA? And is Nate your boyfriend?
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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