Hello everyone

[Nate River]

Good day to all of you. My name is Nate River. I apologize for not making an introduction sooner as I decided to lurk a bit and read up on some of the threads here.

I look forward to discussing many things here. Most importantly God and Jesus Christ. I do believe all of you read from a certain Bible, correct? And is it available in stores? I once again apologize for my lack of knowledge on this.

I hope to talk to all of you in due time.

-Nate River

[Brother V]

Re: Hello everyone

Good day to all of you. My name is Nate River. I apologize for not making an introduction sooner as I decided to lurk a bit and read up on some of the threads here.

I look forward to discussing many things here. Most importantly God and Jesus Christ. I do believe all of you read from a certain Bible, correct? And is it available in stores? I once again apologize for my lack of knowledge on this.

I hope to talk to all of you in due time.

-Nate River

The KJV1611 (King James Version) is available in most stores. It's also available online in several different places. I prefer biblegateway.com, but you have to make sure your version is set to KJV. Otherwise, they try to get you to use the NIV.

When you go there, update your preferences to always use this version, and select KJV.

YIC
V

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello everyone

Good day to all of you. My name is Nate River. I apologize for not making an introduction sooner as I decided to lurk a bit and read up on some of the threads here.

I look forward to discussing many things here. Most importantly God and Jesus Christ. I do believe all of you read from a certain Bible, correct? And is it available in stores? I once again apologize for my lack of knowledge on this.

I hope to talk to all of you in due time.

-Nate River

Welcome to our Godly Forum™. Brother V has given you good advice you should heed it.

Tell us something of yourself, are you a Goth ?

[Billy Ram]

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Hi Nate Couldn't help notice your interest in bible versions. Personally I burnt my copies of the NIV, NASV, ESV, STD and the HIV. Stick with the KJV friend.

[Nate River]

Re: Hello everyone

Welcome to our Godly Forum™. Brother V has given you good advice you should heed it.

Tell us something of yourself, are you a Goth ?

Are goths those who wear mostly black? I basically stay clear of just about everyone. Besides those at church.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Hello everyone

Welcome to the forum, friend.

I look forward to discussing many things here. Most importantly God and Jesus Christ. I do believe all of you read from a certain Bible, correct? And is it available in stores?

I have read from lots of Bibles, but I have found only the KJV to be trustworthy. The KJV is the King James Version, also known as the Authorized Version. There is no copyright on it, so anyone can print it and it should be available everywhere. I have even seen copies for sale for $1.00 at the Dollar Tree.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Nate River]

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Thank you kindly everyone. I'll be sure to toss the other Bibles in my house and purchase this one right away.

[Billy Ram]

Re: Hello everyone

Thank you kindly everyone. I'll be sure to toss the other Bibles in my house and purchase this one right away.

That's great Nate, also look for sermons by Landover's very own Pastor Harry Hardwick.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello everyone

Good day to all of you. My name is Nate River. I apologize for not making an introduction sooner as I decided to lurk a bit and read up on some of the threads here.

I look forward to discussing many things here. Most importantly God and Jesus Christ. I do believe all of you read from a certain Bible, correct? And is it available in stores? I once again apologize for my lack of knowledge on this.

I hope to talk to all of you in due time.

-Nate River

How old are you Nate? What church do you attend? What's your wife's best pie?

If you'd like to learn about why the KJV1611 Authorized Bible is God's True Word, take a look at THIS sermon.

[Nate River]

Re: Hello everyone

I'm 23, I used to attend St. Edwards Catholic Church (I have since left), and I am not married.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Oh dear, he seems to be a papist! And he seemed so polite at first. Well, I guess there are plenty of people in hell who seemed nice. God doesn't discriminate between the loud-mouthed obnoxious heathens and the quiet loners when it comes to sending them to the Lake of Fire!

Tell me Nate, don't you think it would be better to quit worshipping Jesus's mom, accept Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour, and join our wonderful church INSTEAD of spending eternity being raped by demons?

The choice is yours!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I'm 23, I used to attend St. Edwards Catholic Church (I have since left), and I am not married.

Dear friend:

You did well to leave the Roman institution. You do not need "Father" Badtouch to try to talk you into worshiping the papist "Virgin Mary" goddess and consuming the death cookie (and certain other things that I won't name).

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello everyone

(and certain other things that I won't name).

We should name them Pastor, to protect the innocent. These papists have gotten away with it for too long now.

I hear their latest trick is to say to an innocent child: "Do you want to come in and see my guppies?"

Guppies are also known as Poecilia recticulata.

I assume no further explanation is needed.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello everyone

We should name them Pastor, to protect the innocent. These papists have gotten away with it for too long now.

I hear their latest trick is to say to an innocent child: "Do you want to come in and see my guppies?"

Guppies are also known as Poecilia recticulata.

I assume no further explanation is needed.

NOT FOR ME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!