[SalvationSeeker]

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I don't think you understood what I meant... See, I'm only ever submissive in the bedroom.

It's a start atleast.

I don't actually do a whole lot of cooking. I use the microwave and instant/ready-made foods. I do like to cook, though. And I'm a terrible housekeeper!

You'll learn.
My chefs will teach you.

But the fact that I want 13 children has nothing to do with the fact that you believe that having kids is my role in life. I want children because I want the pride and satisfaction of knowing that I've brought new life into the world, and that each one of those lives will be a physical representation of the love their father and I share. It's really idealistic, but that's why I want children.

Your reasons matter little for our Lord, He will judge you according to your works.
Not your reasons.

Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
1 Timothy 2:15

Uhh... That's..... Very sweet of you... But I'm not going to get married and have children until after I graduate university.

Oh please!
There is no need to play "hard to get".
And once you've accepted Jesus you won't care about such things as "university" anyways.

Go over to the "Christians singles" forum and tell us more about yourself.
We better not derail this thread any further.

I have already expressed my skills at working in the kitchen, cleaning the home, and caring for children. I am also not a heathen as that vile excuse for a woman is! She mocks our Lord! I serve my lord and my men, I would be a much better candidate for a wife.

What men would that be?
And no reason I can't have you both:

If he take him another wife;
Her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
Exodus 21:10

I see someone's been abusing the edit button on my post.

Maybe you're just going senile?
A sinful life can do that to a person.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You do exactly that at every chance you get!

I see someone's been abusing the edit button on my post.

[WickedWitch]

Re: hello

Good, and stay behind closed doors. I don't think you understood what I meant... See, I'm only ever submissive in the bedroom. Always! Hmm, it's probably more like 98% of the time.
In the home: working in the kitchen, cleaning the home, caring for, and popping out children, that's where you belong. I don't actually do a whole lot of cooking. I use the microwave and instant/ready-made foods. I do like to cook, though. And I'm a terrible housekeeper! But the fact that I want 13 children has nothing to do with the fact that you believe that having kids is my role in life. I want children because I want the pride and satisfaction of knowing that I've brought new life into the world, and that each one of those lives will be a physical representation of the love their father and I share. It's really idealistic, but that's why I want children.
Are you good at cooking and cleaning? Already answered
If so, then you would make a fine maidservant, maybe even a decent wife. Uhh...

You better accept Jesus ASAP, so we can arrange something as I'm currently wifeless.

Uhh... That's..... Very sweet of you... But I'm not going to get married and have children until after I graduate university.

[SalvationSeeker]

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You do exactly that at every chance you get!

Finally you admit that you worship a demon.
That's a start.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Not doing anything? You were mocking Jesus! How would you like it if we mocked Beelzebub or whatever demon it is you worship?

You do exactly that at every chance you get!

[Hvidlilje]

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I have already expressed my skills at working in the kitchen, cleaning the home, and caring for children. I am also not a heathen as that vile excuse for a woman is! She mocks our Lord! I serve my lord and my men, I would be a much better candidate for a wife.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: hello

Good, and stay behind closed doors. Always!
In the home: working in the kitchen, cleaning the home, caring for, and popping out children, that's where you belong.
Are you good at cooking and cleaning?
If so, then you would make a fine maidservant, maybe even a decent wife.

And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed:
To sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
Exodus 21:7-8

You better accept Jesus ASAP, so we can arrange something as I'm currently wifeless.

[WickedWitch]

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What are you, some kind of masochist? Well, not to be too graphic, but I rather enjoy being a slave, and pain is... Oh my goodness... I love pain. *Drools*
That doesn't impress Jesus (or me) one bit, but at least it is good that you know that being submissive is your role in life.

No, no, I'm only like that behind closed doors.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Trust me on this, you really don't want to offer me a good beating, my excited reaction would probably send you into cardiac arrest.

What are you, some kind of masochist?
That doesn't impress Jesus (or me) one bit, but atleast it is good that you know that being submissive is your role in life.

[WickedWitch]

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Not doing anything? You were mocking Jesus! How would you like it if we mocked Beelzebub or whatever demon it is you worship?

I wasn't mocking! I was just pointing out something that made me giggle.

Your whole comment was uncalled for, unless you have something useful to say, keep your mouth shut as women should. You know that that's never going to happen. Not with Lilith, not with Rachael, and not with me. It's in our nature as heathens to speak without permission. I'm sorry if that bothers you, but it's a habit of mine, and there isn't much I can do about it right now. I've already warned you once, harlot. You warned be about being disrespectful, and I wasn't being disrespectful. I can't help it if what I said was believed to be disrespectfulor or taken offensively. The next time you act like this we're coming by and it's off to the woodshed for a Godly whooping.

Trust me on this, you really don't want to offer me a good beating, my excited reaction would probably send you into cardiac arrest.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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And you call that easy? My math teacher tried for 2 years to teach me times table and finally she gave up at 3 times.

Oh. You are a short-bus rider. Sorry, GOD hates retards.

Do you think you're smarter than me cause you can quote properly and stuff?

Yes.

Remember though that Jesus said somewhere in the Bible "the feeble minded will inherit the earth" or something like that...

Jesus didn't say anything like that. GOD hates retards.

and btw, i was using the "quick reply" mode and that doesn't have a "Preview Post" option.

GOD hates retards.

[Deaner]

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Do you think you're smarter than me cause you can quote properly and stuff?

Friend, Brother JIL is a kind and humble man; he would never imply you are anything less than him. He was kindly pointing out that maybe there is a possibility you're retarded. Nothing wrong with that. If I suspected you had cancer wouldn't you want me to tell you?

Dean

[fiat lux]

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Quotes are very simple, click the "Quote" button at the bottom of the post you are quoting. If you are quoting multiple posts click the button next to "Quote" which has a double quote and a + sign and a tooltip that says "Multi-Quote this Message" and on the last post you're quoting click "Quote". Plus, use "Preview Post" to make sure your quotes and other formattings are fine.

And you call that easy? My math teacher tried for 2 years to teach me times table and finally she gave up at 3 times. Do you think you're smarter than me cause you can quote properly and stuff? Remember though that Jesus said somewhere in the Bible "the feeble minded will inherit the earth" or something like that...and btw, i was using the "quick reply" mode and that doesn't have a "Preview Post" option.

[SalvationSeeker]

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But how is He going to guide my actions? I should expect to hear some voice inside my head saying "Hey, I'm Jesus, do this or don't do that"...something like that?

Most of us whom are Saved hear voices, yes.
I hear the holy spirit a lot: commanding me to do and say a great deal of things.

[fiat lux]

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I don't understand all of Pastor Deacon Fred's teachings, but that doesn't make him less brilliant, it makes me more dumb.

Halleluiah sister! I don't understand them either, but it's enough to know that he's doing God's work.