[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Our Godly President is vastly smarter than demoncrats give him credit for. Just because they can't or don't want to understand his plan, they take it out on him by claiming he's the stupid one. I don't understand all of Pastor Deacon Fred's teachings, but that doesn't make him less brilliant, it makes me more dumb.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Wow..you sure are one of the most faithful true christians i ever met.

Thank you but I still hope for more;

I pray to Jesus I could be as;
Forgiving as Pastor Al
Patient as Brother Temperance
Virtuous as Sister Sue Vera
Meek as Brother Montague
Manly as Born Again Bob

Ah, but the list goes on.

But can we worship George W.? Well, maybe worship isn't the best word here, but at least keep him at a very high esteem and pray for him every night and follow his example? After all, I think he's one of the greatest men that ever lived on this planet. In fact, one of the reasons that i want to became a born again christian is him. He's my role model...after Jesus, of course. He showed us all that, if one find Jesus, one can became the president of the greatest power on earth even if that person isn't very bright.

A sticky theological point for sure. After all our Godly President is Jesus’ anointed. I think it is best to remember you are in fact worship Jesus that Bush is only Jesus’ chosen instrument.

[Jesus is Lord]

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Wow..you sure are one of the most faithful true christians i ever met.
But can we worship George W.? Well, maybe worship isn't the best word here, but at least keep him at a very high esteem and pray for him every night and follow his example? After all, I think he's one of the greatest men that ever lived on this planet. In fact, one of the reasons that i want to became a born again christian is him. He's my role model...after Jesus, of course. He showed us all that, if one find Jesus, one can became the president of the greatest power on earth even if that person isn't very bright.

Yes President Bush should be held in high esteem and be prayed for. GOD tells President Bush what to do so his not being very bright is just fine.

Do you ride the short bus to school? I've never seen someone mess up quotes as much as you do. Quotes are very simple, click the "Quote" button at the bottom of the post you are quoting. If you are quoting multiple posts click the button next to "Quote" which has a double quote and a + sign and a tooltip that says "Multi-Quote this Message" and on the last post you're quoting click "Quote". Plus, use "Preview Post" to make sure your quotes and other formattings are fine.

[fiat lux]

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I don't understand all of Pastor Deacon Fred's teachings, but that doesn't make him less brilliant, it makes me more dumb.

Halleluiah sister! I don't understand them either, but it's enough to know that he's doing God's work.

[SalvationSeeker]

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But how is He going to guide my actions? I should expect to hear some voice inside my head saying "Hey, I'm Jesus, do this or don't do that"...something like that?

Most of us whom are Saved hear voices, yes.
I hear the holy spirit a lot: commanding me to do and say a great deal of things.

[fiat lux]

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Quotes are very simple, click the "Quote" button at the bottom of the post you are quoting. If you are quoting multiple posts click the button next to "Quote" which has a double quote and a + sign and a tooltip that says "Multi-Quote this Message" and on the last post you're quoting click "Quote". Plus, use "Preview Post" to make sure your quotes and other formattings are fine.

And you call that easy? My math teacher tried for 2 years to teach me times table and finally she gave up at 3 times. Do you think you're smarter than me cause you can quote properly and stuff? Remember though that Jesus said somewhere in the Bible "the feeble minded will inherit the earth" or something like that...and btw, i was using the "quick reply" mode and that doesn't have a "Preview Post" option.

[Deaner]

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Do you think you're smarter than me cause you can quote properly and stuff?

Friend, Brother JIL is a kind and humble man; he would never imply you are anything less than him. He was kindly pointing out that maybe there is a possibility you're retarded. Nothing wrong with that. If I suspected you had cancer wouldn't you want me to tell you?

Dean

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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And you call that easy? My math teacher tried for 2 years to teach me times table and finally she gave up at 3 times.

Oh. You are a short-bus rider. Sorry, GOD hates retards.

Do you think you're smarter than me cause you can quote properly and stuff?

Yes.

Remember though that Jesus said somewhere in the Bible "the feeble minded will inherit the earth" or something like that...

Jesus didn't say anything like that. GOD hates retards.

and btw, i was using the "quick reply" mode and that doesn't have a "Preview Post" option.

GOD hates retards.

[WickedWitch]

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Not doing anything? You were mocking Jesus! How would you like it if we mocked Beelzebub or whatever demon it is you worship?

I wasn't mocking! I was just pointing out something that made me giggle.

Your whole comment was uncalled for, unless you have something useful to say, keep your mouth shut as women should. You know that that's never going to happen. Not with Lilith, not with Rachael, and not with me. It's in our nature as heathens to speak without permission. I'm sorry if that bothers you, but it's a habit of mine, and there isn't much I can do about it right now. I've already warned you once, harlot. You warned be about being disrespectful, and I wasn't being disrespectful. I can't help it if what I said was believed to be disrespectfulor or taken offensively. The next time you act like this we're coming by and it's off to the woodshed for a Godly whooping.

Trust me on this, you really don't want to offer me a good beating, my excited reaction would probably send you into cardiac arrest.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Trust me on this, you really don't want to offer me a good beating, my excited reaction would probably send you into cardiac arrest.

What are you, some kind of masochist?
That doesn't impress Jesus (or me) one bit, but atleast it is good that you know that being submissive is your role in life.

[WickedWitch]

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What are you, some kind of masochist? Well, not to be too graphic, but I rather enjoy being a slave, and pain is... Oh my goodness... I love pain. *Drools*
That doesn't impress Jesus (or me) one bit, but at least it is good that you know that being submissive is your role in life.

No, no, I'm only like that behind closed doors.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Good, and stay behind closed doors. Always!
In the home: working in the kitchen, cleaning the home, caring for, and popping out children, that's where you belong.
Are you good at cooking and cleaning?
If so, then you would make a fine maidservant, maybe even a decent wife.

And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed:
To sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
Exodus 21:7-8

You better accept Jesus ASAP, so we can arrange something as I'm currently wifeless.

[Hvidlilje]

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I have already expressed my skills at working in the kitchen, cleaning the home, and caring for children. I am also not a heathen as that vile excuse for a woman is! She mocks our Lord! I serve my lord and my men, I would be a much better candidate for a wife.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Not doing anything? You were mocking Jesus! How would you like it if we mocked Beelzebub or whatever demon it is you worship?

You do exactly that at every chance you get!

[SalvationSeeker]

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You do exactly that at every chance you get!

Finally you admit that you worship a demon.
That's a start.