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  • McDinn
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2009
    • 20

    #1

    Hullo

    I'm a bit new. Don't get me wrong, I love Jesus, but not exactly a Christian. I don't really belong to a religion, but I think there is a God. I treat Jesus as a great Philosopher, just like Socrates.

    Please don't hate me, I promised not to spam/troll/etc.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hullo

    Originally posted by McDinn View Post
    I'm a bit new. Don't get me wrong, I love Jesus, but not exactly a Christian. I don't really belong to a religion, but I think there is a God. I treat Jesus as a great Philosopher, just like Socrates.

    Please don't hate me, I promised not to spam/troll/etc.
    How old are you?

    Why do you imagine that Jesus was a queer?

    Have you ever even opened a Bible? If you haven't read it, then how do you claim any knowledge?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Billy Ram
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 220

      #3
      Re: Hullo

      Originally posted by McDinn View Post
      I'm a bit new. Don't get me wrong, I love Jesus, but not exactly a Christian. I don't really belong to a religion, but I think there is a God. I treat Jesus as a great Philosopher, just like Socrates.

      Please don't hate me, I promised not to spam/troll/etc.
      C.S. Lewis once said you only have three options with Jesus, He is a Liar, Lunatic or Lord. Jesus claimed to be a lot more then just a philosopher. Don't try to make a custom Jesus. Our Lord is not a Hot Rod.

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      • McDinn
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2009
        • 20

        #4
        Re: Hullo

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        How old are you?

        Why do you imagine that Jesus was a queer?

        Have you ever even opened a Bible? If you haven't read it, then how do you claim any knowledge?
        I never claimed he was a queer. I'm assuming you're thinking that Socrates, even though he wasn't.

        I have opened a Bible. I mainly follow the words in Red.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Hullo

          Originally posted by McDinn View Post
          I never claimed he was a queer. I'm assuming you're thinking that Socrates, even though he wasn't.

          I have opened a Bible. I mainly follow the words in Red.
          So you're a communist too....

          How old are you boy?

          Why don't you go to church?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Billy Ram
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 220

            #6
            Re: Hullo

            Originally posted by McDinn View Post
            I never claimed he was a queer. I'm assuming you're thinking that Socrates, even though he wasn't.

            I have opened a Bible. I mainly follow the words in Red.
            More like you follow the Reds, are you another communist agitator? It's like the Cold War all over again with these kids.

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            • McDinn
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2009
              • 20

              #7
              Re: Hullo

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              So you're a communist too....

              How old are you boy?

              Why don't you go to church?
              I support Capitalism. Just because I like Jesus means I'm a communist? You must be one...

              I go to church, thank you very much, my dad makes me, I don't mind either.

              I'm 12, if you're still curious.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Hullo

                Originally posted by McDinn View Post
                I support Capitalism. Just because I like Jesus means I'm a communist? You must be one...

                I go to church, thank you very much, my dad makes me, I don't mind either.

                I'm 12, if you're still curious.
                And why should we be wasting our time discussing this with a child?

                Don't you have chores to do?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • McDinn
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 20

                  #9
                  Re: Hullo

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  And why should we be wasting our time discussing this with a child?

                  Don't you have chores to do?
                  You're an ageist too? Doesn't surprise me one bit.

                  Sorry, I finished my chores. Sorry to disapoint you.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: Hullo

                    Ageism is only for people over 40 to help keep their jobs. You aren't over forty, and we're not hiring.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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