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  • McDinn
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2009
    • 20
    #1

    Hullo

    I'm a bit new. Don't get me wrong, I love Jesus, but not exactly a Christian. I don't really belong to a religion, but I think there is a God. I treat Jesus as a great Philosopher, just like Socrates.

    Please don't hate me, I promised not to spam/troll/etc.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hullo

      Originally posted by McDinn View Post
      I'm a bit new. Don't get me wrong, I love Jesus, but not exactly a Christian. I don't really belong to a religion, but I think there is a God. I treat Jesus as a great Philosopher, just like Socrates.

      Please don't hate me, I promised not to spam/troll/etc.
      How old are you?

      Why do you imagine that Jesus was a queer?

      Have you ever even opened a Bible? If you haven't read it, then how do you claim any knowledge?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Billy Ram
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 220
          #3
          Re: Hullo

          Originally posted by McDinn View Post
          I'm a bit new. Don't get me wrong, I love Jesus, but not exactly a Christian. I don't really belong to a religion, but I think there is a God. I treat Jesus as a great Philosopher, just like Socrates.

          Please don't hate me, I promised not to spam/troll/etc.
          C.S. Lewis once said you only have three options with Jesus, He is a Liar, Lunatic or Lord. Jesus claimed to be a lot more then just a philosopher. Don't try to make a custom Jesus. Our Lord is not a Hot Rod.

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            • McDinn
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2009
              • 20
              #4
              Re: Hullo

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              How old are you?

              Why do you imagine that Jesus was a queer?

              Have you ever even opened a Bible? If you haven't read it, then how do you claim any knowledge?
              I never claimed he was a queer. I'm assuming you're thinking that Socrates, even though he wasn't.

              I have opened a Bible. I mainly follow the words in Red.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Hullo

                  Originally posted by McDinn View Post
                  I never claimed he was a queer. I'm assuming you're thinking that Socrates, even though he wasn't.

                  I have opened a Bible. I mainly follow the words in Red.
                  So you're a communist too....

                  How old are you boy?

                  Why don't you go to church?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Billy Ram
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 220
                      #6
                      Re: Hullo

                      Originally posted by McDinn View Post
                      I never claimed he was a queer. I'm assuming you're thinking that Socrates, even though he wasn't.

                      I have opened a Bible. I mainly follow the words in Red.
                      More like you follow the Reds, are you another communist agitator? It's like the Cold War all over again with these kids.

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                        • McDinn
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 20
                          #7
                          Re: Hullo

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          So you're a communist too....

                          How old are you boy?

                          Why don't you go to church?
                          I support Capitalism. Just because I like Jesus means I'm a communist? You must be one...

                          I go to church, thank you very much, my dad makes me, I don't mind either.

                          I'm 12, if you're still curious.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: Hullo

                              Originally posted by McDinn View Post
                              I support Capitalism. Just because I like Jesus means I'm a communist? You must be one...

                              I go to church, thank you very much, my dad makes me, I don't mind either.

                              I'm 12, if you're still curious.
                              And why should we be wasting our time discussing this with a child?

                              Don't you have chores to do?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • McDinn
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                  • Jan 2009
                                  • 20
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hullo

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  And why should we be wasting our time discussing this with a child?

                                  Don't you have chores to do?
                                  You're an ageist too? Doesn't surprise me one bit.

                                  Sorry, I finished my chores. Sorry to disapoint you.

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                                    • Nobar King
                                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                      Christ's Guardian
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2007
                                      • 23748
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hullo

                                      Ageism is only for people over 40 to help keep their jobs. You aren't over forty, and we're not hiring.
                                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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