I'm back!

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Lordy! Praise the Lord! I'm back at Landover Baptist.
I'm not sure how many of you remember me. It's been about 5 years?
Mr Roberts and I have been on various missions in Sodom and other Heathen lands, trying to beat some Godliness into the locals.

When I was here at LBC before I used to help with the church picnics. Are they still going on? I have some chicken salad that I made before we left five years ago and I'd like to bring it to the next picnic.

It's good to be back!

Mrs. Robert Roberts

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome back to God's favorite forum. Things may have changed a bit, as Jesus has been supervising us pretty closely. Have a look around, and tell us about your travels.

How's your husband Robert?

[JennyD]

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I hope the chicken salad was in the freezer, dear.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

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Welcome back to God's favorite forum. Things may have changed a bit, as Jesus has been supervising us pretty closely. Have a look around, and tell us about your travels.

How's your husband Robert?

Thank you dear Pastor.
Mr. Robert Roberts and I have been all over the world saving souls for Jesus. Or as far as one can get with a 1959 Rambler. The transmission gave out on a 25,000 foot peak in Nepal. Mr Roberts is waiting there for a part that has to be shipped in from New Jersey. I suspect it may take awhile. He was too cheap to have it flown in, and opted for mule train instead.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

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I hope the chicken salad was in the freezer, dear.

No dear. We unplugged the freezer before we left and submerged all the food in the back forty pond wrapped ina large trash bag. It should be fine.
Waste not, want not as Mr. Roberts late Aunt Tilly used to say....... Poor thing died from some kind of stomach ailment while we were away.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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No dear. We unplugged the freezer before we left and submerged all the food in the back forty pond wrapped ina large trash bag. It should be fine.
Waste not, want not as Mr. Roberts late Aunt Tilly used to say....... Poor thing died from some kind of stomach ailment while we were away.

GAHHHHHHHHHHK! I think I remember you. Didn't you bring potluck when we dedicated the new church and 41 people got the ptomaine?

I'll bet I still have a picture of you somewhere but I think it's under a different name. Do you have orange......er.....red hair?

[Nobar King]

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I'm not sure why there is a totem pole in your avatar. Are you an eskimo?

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

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GAHHHHHHHHHHK! I think I remember you. Didn't you bring potluck when we dedicated the new church and 41 people got the ptomaine?

I'll bet I still have a picture of you somewhere but I think it's under a different name. Do you have orange......er.....red hair?

Dear Pastor.
Yes, I did indeed bring potluck to the church quite a few times back then. And sadly a "few" people did come down with some tummy aches. (well twelve did die, but I think that was a coincidence). I have subsequently revised my recipe for Coc au Racoon and now cook it until at least rare.

My name was the same then, of course.

I honestly don't remember if my hair was orange at that time, but it's entirely possible. Mr. Robert's brother Bob was in the trucking business at that time and used to come across a lot of hair coloring products that he said fell off the back of the truck. He would give them to me to try out.

Praise the Lord,
Mrs. Robert Roberts

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

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I'm not sure why there is a totem pole in your avatar. Are you an eskimo?

Dear Brother King.
No, I am not eskimo, although Mr Roberts does enjoy an eskimo pie for dessert when I serve my special sauteed squirrel and spaghetti.

The totem pole that you refer to is of course the "Old Rugged Cross", in the 1939 Bavarian style. Mr. Roberts picked it up at a garage sale years ago. Can you imagine anyone parting with such an object of beauty?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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You seem to be quite the culinary artist. You do only use the finest meat collected from the side of the road ?

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

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You seem to be quite the culinary artist. You do only use the finest meat collected from the side of the road ?

Dear Brother Sayved
I generally only prepare those gifts from Jesus on special holidays like Thanksgiving and Ground Hogs Day. It's a lot of work! What with driving all over town, scraping the little critters up, skinning, cleaning, filleting, etc.

Mr. Roberts likes to take little Robby Jr. out hunting with the new machine gun that we got the little tyke for his 7th birthday. They usually come back with squirrels, possums, boar, etc. And if they don't have a good day, there's always the neighbors cat.

[Nobar King]

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Maybe I could get you to take care of some chickens?

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

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Chicken Cacciatore would be perfect for the next church picnic.

Have you considered putting up some chicken wire around the garden? Or better yet an electric fence.
If it's a vegatable garden I'd definately wash the produce well before eating as the chickens are no doubt doing more in there than just pecking the seeds. Salmonella anyone?

[Nobar King]

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I already have a picket fence, but the chickens can get thru it easily.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

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I already have a picket fence, but the chickens can get thru it easily.

Perfect. Now just roll out some chicken wire and staple it to the picket fence. On the inside would be less unsightly.