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  • The DEVIL Made TV
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    • Feb 2009
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    I have FIND IT! AT LAST!

    God bless you all, my fellow servants of Jesus! Finally a beacon of hope! Christ has led me to a SITE for the RIGHT, a PAGE for the SAVED, a BOARD for the LORD, right here on the much damned internet which remains full of HOMOsex porn, MTV webites, child-dog sex, and angry violent baby KILLING liberal bloggers. The Landover Baptist Church has been made, made by the one and only, the Mac of the Facts, Jesus Christ, bless his name, and he has lead me to here to be among God-fearing, Christ Loving, San Franisco Hating, Hetero Loving, Pro-lifers!!!! Please excuse my over excitment, its just....I'm so relieved, thank you Landover, for making yourself known to me. I look forward to discussing my love of Christ with the members of this board!
    As a peaceful God Fearing Christian, I politely ask those who participate in and/or are affiliated with same sex sodomy, hybrid cars, baby killing, Christmas hating, Rock and any other MTV promoted music, Islam, the Democrat Party, Vegan delicacies, MSNBC, Feminism, Harvard and any other Ivy League college, and is currently commiting any other unchristian acts, please exit north to your home--Canada, you will be much welcomed
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
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      Re: I have FIND IT! AT LAST!

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself.

      How old are you? What church do you attend? What are some of your favorite verses?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • The DEVIL Made TV
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          Re: I have FIND IT! AT LAST!

          Hello Pastor, I'm 28, I belong to the Lutheran Evangelical Church, I love all of God's book, but some of my more favorite versus are

          Genesis 22:12 "Do not lay a hand on the boy," he said. "Do not do anything to him. Now I know that you fear God, because you have not withheld from me your son, your only son."

          Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

          Hebrews 12:21 The sight was so terrifying that Moses said, "I am trembling with fear."

          Revelations 15:4 Who will not fear you, O Lord, and bring glory to your name? For you alone are holy. All nations will come and worship before you, for your righteous acts have been revealed."
          19:5 Then a voice came from the throne, saying: "Praise our God, all you his servants, you who fear him, both small and great
          As a peaceful God Fearing Christian, I politely ask those who participate in and/or are affiliated with same sex sodomy, hybrid cars, baby killing, Christmas hating, Rock and any other MTV promoted music, Islam, the Democrat Party, Vegan delicacies, MSNBC, Feminism, Harvard and any other Ivy League college, and is currently commiting any other unchristian acts, please exit north to your home--Canada, you will be much welcomed

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: I have FIND IT! AT LAST!

              Originally posted by The DEVIL Made TV View Post
              Hello Pastor, I'm 28, I belong to the Lutheran Evangelical Church, I love all of God's book, but some of my more favorite versus are

              Genesis 22:12 "Do not lay a hand on the boy," he said. "Do not do anything to him. Now I know that you fear God, because you have not withheld from me your son, your only son."

              Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

              Hebrews 12:21 The sight was so terrifying that Moses said, "I am trembling with fear."

              Revelations 15:4 Who will not fear you, O Lord, and bring glory to your name? For you alone are holy. All nations will come and worship before you, for your righteous acts have been revealed."
              19:5 Then a voice came from the throne, saying: "Praise our God, all you his servants, you who fear him, both small and great
              Lutherans are false Christians, basically just hopped up papists. You deny most of the Bible, ordain women, and blaspheme in all manner of ways.

              Before bragging on how Holy you are, you might want to take a look at THIS thread.

              By the way, we only accept the one true Word of God here. That would be the KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • The DEVIL Made TV
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                  Re: I have FIND IT! AT LAST!

                  Forgive pastor, I have much to learn, I shall denouce the Lutheran cult and submit myself to all things Baptist,

                  1 John 1:9 "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness"
                  As a peaceful God Fearing Christian, I politely ask those who participate in and/or are affiliated with same sex sodomy, hybrid cars, baby killing, Christmas hating, Rock and any other MTV promoted music, Islam, the Democrat Party, Vegan delicacies, MSNBC, Feminism, Harvard and any other Ivy League college, and is currently commiting any other unchristian acts, please exit north to your home--Canada, you will be much welcomed

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: I have FIND IT! AT LAST!

                      Originally posted by The DEVIL Made TV View Post
                      Forgive pastor, I have much to learn, I shall denouce the Lutheran cult and submit myself to all things Baptist,

                      1 John 1:9 "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness"
                      Well that was fast. So much for loyalty, huh?

                      You might want to read THIS thread, designed to enlighten newcombers.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • The DEVIL Made TV
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                          Re: I have FIND IT! AT LAST!

                          My loyality is to the Lord and will always be, I read that thread and seen the wrong of my ways

                          1 Kings 8:61 Let your heart therefore be perfect with the LORD our God
                          As a peaceful God Fearing Christian, I politely ask those who participate in and/or are affiliated with same sex sodomy, hybrid cars, baby killing, Christmas hating, Rock and any other MTV promoted music, Islam, the Democrat Party, Vegan delicacies, MSNBC, Feminism, Harvard and any other Ivy League college, and is currently commiting any other unchristian acts, please exit north to your home--Canada, you will be much welcomed

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