I have arrived...

[Jack Stick]

Hello my fellow faithful...

My name is Jack Stick and I am a professional baseball player and a good fine upstanding christian warrior. I, as I should, beat my wife when she doesn't perform her wifely duties. I expect my home to be clean, my clothes to be washed and my dinner better be on the table when I get home from a hard day of playing baseball.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: I have arrived...

Hello my fellow faithful...

My name is Jack Stick and I am a professional baseball player and a good fine upstanding christian warrior. I, as I should, beat my wife when she doesn't perform her wifely duties. I expect my home to be clean, my clothes to be washed and my dinner better be on the table when I get home from a hard day of playing baseball.

What are your stats Brother Stick? Which club do you play on?

[Jack Stick]

Re: I have arrived...

I played for several teams in the major leagues and had the unfortunate experience of playing baseball in Japan for two years. I was never so disgusted by all those slanted eyes and raw fish eating people. It was ungodly and I fled that island of sin. I now play for an independent team in the beautiful midwest. My carer stats are pretty good, I batted over .300 for three straight years!

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: I have arrived...

I played for several teams in the major leagues and had the unfortunate experience of playing baseball in Japan for two years. I was never so disgusted by all those slanted eyes and raw fish eating people. It was ungodly and I fled that island of sin. I now play for an independent team in the beautiful midwest. My carer stats are pretty good, I batted over .300 for three straight years!

Oh yes. How true that is. Mr. Roberts and I have traveled the world serving Jesus by ministering to the heathens. Japan is not far from hell itself! Those people needed a lot of beating in order to be saved.

The American midwest and the south are the only areas of this country that God is interested in. The east and west coasts are like Sodom and Gomorrah.

Praise the Lord!

Mrs. Robert Roberts