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  • God's Property
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    • Jan 2007
    • 6
    #1

    Heyy...

    Well, hey. I'm Laura, and I'm not exactly like you, but I find you entertaining. I am just here to observe and post some random thoughts of mine in response to you. You'll probably hate me, seeing as I'm not a "True Christian (tm)" and of different faith. Yeah, so my screen-name. About that. It wasn't my idea. My friends boyfriend picked it. My friend's a boy.
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    Degana
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    • Brother Love
      Yes, THAT Brother Love!
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 403
      #2
      Re: Heyy...

      Do you think JESUS is nothing more than a song and dance act? You're of a different religion, not a True Christian? So what are you, friend? Mudslime, Butt-ist, Cathylike, Hind-end-do? Or are you just simply a heathen PAGAN who follows anyway BUT the ONLY TRUE WAY OF JESUS CHRIST! And, as for your screen name, perhaps in the near future you might want to change it to something like SATAN'S PROPERTY or DEVIL'S HARLOT!!

      Sorry to be so irrate with you, friend, but I've seen ENOUGH HEATHEN come through God's forum in the past few weeks and, frankly, I'm ready to....well I'll just leave it at that for now, friend!
      Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

      "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

      "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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        • God's Property
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          • Jan 2007
          • 6
          #3
          Re: Heyy...

          I am lost, technically. It's spelled 'irate', by the way. Besides-how do you change it anyhow?

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414
              #4
              Re: Heyy...

              Originally posted by God's Property View Post
              Well, hey. I'm Laura, and I'm not exactly like you, but I find you entertaining. I am just here to observe and post some random thoughts of mine in response to you. You'll probably hate me, seeing as I'm not a "True Christian (tm)" and of different faith. Yeah, so my screen-name. About that. It wasn't my idea. My friends boyfriend picked it. My friend's a boy.
              --
              Degana
              Your name is appropriate, as you are God's property, as are we all, and He will do with you what He pleases. I'm not going to comment on your Sodomite friend as it's obvious you're looking for a reaction on that.
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              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729
                  #5
                  Re: Heyy...

                  Originally posted by God's Property View Post
                  Well, hey. I'm Laura, and I'm not exactly like you, but I find you entertaining. I am just here to observe and post some random thoughts of mine in response to you. You'll probably hate me, seeing as I'm not a "True Christian (tm)" and of different faith. Yeah, so my screen-name. About that. It wasn't my idea. My friends boyfriend picked it. My friend's a boy.
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                  Degana
                  If you think we're here to entertain you, Laura, think again. We are here to share the truth about God's Word, and what it says about God and Jesus. We also discuss topics relevant to living a Godly life -- by which we mean following every commandment in God's Word, not just the bits we might like, if God wrote what we think He should have written, and not what we imagine God might have meant.

                  If you post relevant and intelligent discussion, in a polite and respectful manner which recognizes that you are a guest here, you will be welcome whether you agree with us or not.

                  If, on the other hand, you wish to make vulgar jokes or attempt to "get a rise from the Jesus freaks", you will be banished to Quarantine with a group of disruptive imbeciles (HI, CLOWN BOY!) with similar motives. From your, shall we say, inauspicious introduction, I expect you will be meeting Clown Boy very soon.

                  I hope this is clear.

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                    • God's Property
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                      • Jan 2007
                      • 6
                      #6
                      Re: Heyy...

                      Ah well. Seeing as I know the truth about this place now, I find this all highly entertaining. God has already given my a nice boyfriend and we are engaged, so I'm fairly happy.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: Heyy...

                          Originally posted by God's Property View Post
                          Well, hey. I'm Laura, and I'm not exactly like you, but I find you entertaining. I am just here to observe and post some random thoughts of mine in response to you. You'll probably hate me, seeing as I'm not a "True Christian (tm)" and of different faith. Yeah, so my screen-name. About that. It wasn't my idea. My friends boyfriend picked it. My friend's a boy.
                          --
                          Degana
                          Jesus has called you here for a reason. I'm glad to hear that you have your Man's permission to be here in God's favorite forum, discussing the best way to help you to reach Redemption. We hate no one, but Jesus surely does.

                          Please tell us which cult you are a member of.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • God's Property
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 6
                              #8
                              And yes, he's Baptist.

                              Uhm I am unsure if it is a cult, but I'm a Presbyterian.
                              Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-22-2007, 03:33 AM. Reason: Merged Posts.

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                                • Poetic Peter
                                  Christian Poet Emeritus
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 1696
                                  #9
                                  Re: Heyy...

                                  Originally posted by God's Property View Post
                                  And yes, he's Baptist.

                                  Uhm I am unsure if it is a cult, but I'm a Presbyterian.
                                  Yeah, cult. Moreover, even if it were not a cult,
                                  your engagement to a Baptist...well, surely God does not approve of mixed sects.

                                  Just because you're damned, do you really want to take your BBF down too?

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                                    • tommy
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 392
                                      #10
                                      Re: Heyy...

                                      Wellcome Laura.
                                      I hope you enjoy these godly forums and accept Christ along with his only church, which name is displayed at the top of your monitor.

                                      If you fail to do so...well, I'm sure you know the plot.
                                      The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                                      Exodus 15:3

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                                        • OnYourKnees
                                          On Extended Furlough
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Nov 2006
                                          • 4729
                                          #11
                                          Re: Heyy...

                                          Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                                          Yeah, cult. Moreover, even if it were not a cult,
                                          your engagement to a Baptist...well, surely God does not approve of mixed sects.

                                          Just because you're damned, do you really want to take your BBF down too?
                                          Peter, at least she's ENGAGED to a Baptist.

                                          Perhaps he will convert her to God's ways!

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                                            • SalvationSeeker
                                              True Christian™ Theologian
                                              Forum Member
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 3892
                                              #12
                                              Re: Heyy...

                                              Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                                              Peter, at least she's ENGAGED to a Baptist.

                                              Perhaps he will convert her to God's ways!
                                              Rather she's engaged to a FALSE baptist.
                                              As I'm sure they're already fornicating..

                                              So as the vile snake worshipper she is, she is probably only trying to drag him down into hell with her!
                                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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