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  • #1

    Hello, my dear friends in Christ!

    I am Jeremiah Robertson, and I am very interested in your Godly Church. Praise Jesus!
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  • #2
    Re: Hello, my dear friends in Christ!

    Hey Jeremiah and welcome, tell me what other denominations have you taken an interest in?

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    • #3
      Re: Hello, my dear friends in Christ!

      And your credit, how is that in these dark times, Brother? Are you liquid?

      Shalom

      Hymie
      1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
      2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello, my dear friends in Christ!

        Originally posted by Hymie Goldberg View Post
        And your credit, how is that in these dark times, Brother? Are you liquid?

        Shalom

        Hymie
        Joos are creepy. Bad Joo, bad!

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        • #5
          Re: Hello, my dear friends in Christ!

          bah!

          more like drunk as a skunk...liquid my butt!

          I bet he's related to Robbie Robertson from that horrible band..

          Or Joe Robertson

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          that devil worshipper...
          I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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          • #6
            Re: Hello, my dear friends in Christ!

            Originally posted by Billy Ram View Post
            Joos are creepy. Bad Joo, bad!
            What? You want that persons with insufficient credit should be passing themselves off as able to tithe to the appropriate level?

            You can have all the "Praise Yeshua" you want, it won't meet the interest repayments, it won't I say!

            Better that these unpleasant questions are asked now rather than when the cheques bounce, why not?

            Hymie
            1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
            2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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              Re: Hello, my dear friends in Christ!

              Originally posted by Hymie Goldberg View Post
              What? You want that persons with insufficient credit should be passing themselves off as able to tithe to the appropriate level?

              You can have all the "Praise Yeshua" you want, it won't meet the interest repayments, it won't I say!

              Better that these unpleasant questions are asked now rather than when the cheques bounce, why not?

              Hymie
              I'm sure you know all about charging interest, Hymie.
              So tell me God Hater, is all that stuff in your Babylonian Talmud
              about gentiles being subhuman and Jesus burning in human
              excrement really in there?

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              • #8
                Re: Hello, my dear friends in Christ!

                OK, no fighting, guys. Please try to respect each other. This is someone else's introduction thread and I expect everyone to be civilized (at least until JR returns).
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello, my dear friends in Christ!

                  Originally posted by Jeremiah Robertson View Post
                  I am Jeremiah Robertson, and I am very interested in your Godly Church. Praise Jesus!
                  Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What are your favorite verses? What sins and perversions have you wallowed in?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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