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  • D'Arlene Sepkowitz
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    • Feb 2009
    • 108

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    My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

    Dear Fellow Landover Baptist Members:

    My name is D'Arlene Davenport Sepkowitz. My husband Solomon and I reside in the lovely city of Tulsa, Oklahoma where Mr. Sepkowitz is in the Oil and Gas business. I am a native Oklahoman, born in Durant. I attended the Corn Bible Academy and matriculated briefly to Oral Roberts University before marrying in 1982.

    I am a housewife, and in my spare time like singing in the church choir, selling Mary Kay cosmetics (and of course witnessing to my customers!), and sponsoring beauty and talent pageants for little Christian girls through out the Southern states of this great US of A. I was a runner-up in the Miss Oklahoma pageant back in 1979.

    I love the Lord and pray daily for the salvation of my dear husband. I am sure some of you will be curious about my heritage as well as Sol's. His Daddy was a Jew and it is our understanding that the Jewish genes are located only on the Mama's side of the family tree. Therefore, while Mr. Sepkowitz is still unsaved and destined to burn in the pits of hell, not being born of a Jewish mother, he still has time (God willing) to repent and walk with the Lord.

    My maternal grandparents were of Czech heritage, so I must pray daily for God's forgiveness for the heathen Catholic blood that runs through my veins. My paternal heritage is Scottish. At least I don't have to worry quite as much about the Presbyterian side of the family causing me to be cast into the Lake of Fire.

    I have been a Born Again woman on fire for Jesus since Pastor Ezekiel witnessed to me at the Bixby Walmart several months ago. I have since left the Methodist church and become one with Landover Baptist. I am in need of instruction as I want to become a subservient, Godly woman whose only need is the Lord. I sincerely look forward to meeting each and every one of you soon.

    Glory be to God!
    Sister D'Arlene Sepkowitz

    P.S. My close friends call me "Shalom". I hope I will come to call many of you friend, too.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

    Welcome to God's favorite forum, D'arlene. I hope you'll read through the forum and let us show you the full and complete Glory of God.


    It must be tough to live with a jewboy. What does it eat?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #3
      Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

      Originally posted by D'Arlene Sepkowitz View Post
      Dear Fellow Landover Baptist Members:

      My name is D'Arlene Davenport Sepkowitz. My husband Solomon and I reside in the lovely city of Tulsa, Oklahoma where Mr. Sepkowitz is in the Oil and Gas business. I am a native Oklahoman, born in Durant. I attended the Corn Bible Academy and matriculated briefly to Oral Roberts University before marrying in 1982.

      I am a housewife, and in my spare time like singing in the church choir, selling Mary Kay cosmetics (and of course witnessing to my customers!), and sponsoring beauty and talent pageants for little Christian girls through out the Southern states of this great US of A. I was a runner-up in the Miss Oklahoma pageant back in 1979.

      I love the Lord and pray daily for the salvation of my dear husband. I am sure some of you will be curious about my heritage as well as Sol's. His Daddy was a Jew and it is our understanding that the Jewish genes are located only on the Mama's side of the family tree. Therefore, while Mr. Sepkowitz is still unsaved and destined to burn in the pits of hell, not being born of a Jewish mother, he still has time (God willing) to repent and walk with the Lord.

      My maternal grandparents were of Czech heritage, so I must pray daily for God's forgiveness for the heathen Catholic blood that runs through my veins. My paternal heritage is Scottish. At least I don't have to worry quite as much about the Presbyterian side of the family causing me to be cast into the Lake of Fire.

      I have been a Born Again woman on fire for Jesus since Pastor Ezekiel witnessed to me at the Bixby Walmart several months ago. I have since left the Methodist church and become one with Landover Baptist. I am in need of instruction as I want to become a subservient, Godly woman whose only need is the Lord. I sincerely look forward to meeting each and every one of you soon.

      Glory be to God!
      Sister D'Arlene Sepkowitz

      P.S. My close friends call me "Shalom". I hope I will come to call many of you friend, too.
      Honey, I happen to be from The GODLY Republic of TEXAS and I know for a fact there are no JOOS in Oklahoma. We just wouldn't allow it! Now you tell Pastor the truth or it won't go well for you!
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Brother Lazarus
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        • Jul 2008
        • 1062

        #4
        Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

        My warmest welcome to this Godly forum. You are certainly a Godly True Christian woman in spite of your Joo husband and the Negroidian apostrophe in your name. There may be hope for him yet. Have you considered calling yourself simply "Arlene"? The good Pastors, Deacons, Brothers, and Sisters will help you through the trying times of living with a Joo. My own fine Christian wife is of Slovak extraction and has overcome the Papist influence quite well.

        Welcome to Landover Baptist Church, D'Arlene.
        Yours in Christ
        Brother lazarus
        Last edited by Nobar King; 02-27-2009, 04:05 PM. Reason: punctuation
        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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        • Nurse Clampett
          Jesus's Favorite Nurse
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 974

          #5
          Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

          Welcome Sister! What's kinds of pie do you bake?
          Luke 5:31
          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #6
            Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

            Welcome, Sister D'ar!

            By the way, did you get in on that IHOP 'All you can Eat Pannycakes' IHOP trip we took recently? If so....have any left in your purse?

            I ran fresh out about an hour ago

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            • D'Arlene Sepkowitz
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              • Feb 2009
              • 108

              #7
              Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

              Originally posted by SUV View Post
              Welcome, Sister D'ar!

              By the way, did you get in on that IHOP 'All you can Eat Pannycakes' IHOP trip we took recently? If so....have any left in your purse?

              I ran fresh out about an hour ago
              We missed out on the IHOP breakfast here in Tulsa. My cleaning lady Laveda said there was quite a crowd at all three IHOPS she and Darrell went to that day.

              Thank you for your warm greeting!!

              D'Arlene Sepkowitz

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              • D'Arlene Sepkowitz
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2009
                • 108

                #8
                Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

                Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                Welcome Sister! What's kinds of pie do you bake?
                Goodness, after realizing how unworthy I am on a daily basis, and that I an saved only by the Love of Jesus, I am eating HUMBLE pie today!

                Your Sister in Christ,
                D'Arlene Sepkowitz

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #9
                  Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

                  Welcome Sister.

                  Um, your avatar is a bit, um, unusual.

                  Have you banned yourself? Are you a flagellante?
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • D'Arlene Sepkowitz
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                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 108

                    #10
                    Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

                    Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                    My warmest welcome to this Godly forum. You are certainly a Godly True Christian woman in spite of your Joo husband and the Negroidian apostrophe in your name. There may be hope for him yet. Have you considered calling yourself simply "Arlene"? The good Pastors, Deacons, Brothers, and Sisters will help you through the trying times of living with a Joo. My own fine Christian wife is of Slovak extraction and has overcome the Papist influence quite well.

                    Welcome to Landover Baptist Church, D'Arlene.
                    Yours in Christ
                    Brother lazarus
                    Hello Brother Lazarus and Christian Greetings to you and Mrs Lazarus!

                    I am going to make this a quick reply as I am due at the Soup Kitchen soon for my Junior League volunteer duties. I look forward to visiting with you and Mrs. Lazarus on Sunday. Of course I will welcome the instruction of the Elders regarding the sticky matter of my being wed to an unsaved, unwashed (he is circumsized, Praise God!) Jew. At the risk of offending, my dear little Daddy named me. What he lacked in punctuation, he made up for in LOVE.

                    Your sister in Christ,
                    D'Arlene Sepkowitz

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                    • D'Arlene Sepkowitz
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 108

                      #11
                      Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      Welcome Sister.

                      Um, your avatar is a bit, um, unusual.

                      Have you banned yourself? Are you a flagellante?
                      Oh My Goodness! Thank you for pointing out the problem with my avatar. I only saw the pretty colors and wanted my page to pop with color! I will remove it immediately.

                      Sister D'Arlene

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #12
                        Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

                        Originally posted by D'Arlene Sepkowitz View Post
                        Oh wanted my page to pop with color!
                        Modest apparel Sister, "modest apparel suits us well", as we say over here.

                        1 Timothy 2:9
                        In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • D'Arlene Sepkowitz
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                          • Feb 2009
                          • 108

                          #13
                          Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Welcome to God's favorite forum, D'arlene. I hope you'll read through the forum and let us show you the full and complete Glory of God.


                          It must be tough to live with a jewboy. What does it eat?
                          Oh my Goodness Pastor! I can't tell if your question about Mr. Sepkowitz's food choices were facetious, or not! Solomon enjoys a good rare rib eye steak, served with asparagus tips, a nice Cabernet and Hagen-Daas sorbet. He also enjoys my smothered pork chops. no, he does not adhere to those silly Jewish rules about not eating pork."Rules- shmooles", Solomon says.

                          You have yourself a wonderful day, Pastor! Look forward to seeing you in Church on Sunday!

                          Your Sister in Christ,
                          D'Arlene Sepkowitz

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                          • D'Arlene Sepkowitz
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 108

                            #14
                            Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            Honey, I happen to be from The GODLY Republic of TEXAS and I know for a fact there are no JOOS in Oklahoma. We just wouldn't allow it! Now you tell Pastor the truth or it won't go well for you!
                            Yes sir, Pastor Pistle, I am proud to be an Oklahoman. Last time I looked we were still on TOP of Texas!!

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027

                              #15
                              Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

                              Speaking of being "on top" (I would Hope not in a sexural way, of course)...

                              Dora Denkins just left for me two more precious little Easter Bunnies on my doorstep!!!

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