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    Dear brothers and sisters

    My name is Emily Christina Smith.I live with my husband and my half sister, Kanah. My wonderful husband is Jacob Lee Smith. Mr. Smith is a high school teacher in our lovely hometown. Kanah is jewish and is a police officer, she is very well known for her many drug busts in our town. I attended Auburn University in Auburn, Alabama and I have a Bachelor's in Engineering. I am also blessed for my first child is on its way!

    I love my job as an Electronic engineer. My husband is very supportive and proud of my work ethic.

    I love the Lord and pray daily for the salvation of my family and friends. I hope to find new friends to share in Christs word.

    Bless everyone.

    Glory to be God!




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  • #2
    Re: Dear brothers and sisters

    You sure have a strange name. Are you sure you're a Christian?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Dear brothers and sisters

      Of course, I attended my local baptist church with my family every Sunday and Wednesday.

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      • #4
        Re: Dear brothers and sisters

        Originally posted by VampireBlood View Post
        I love my job as an Electronic engineer. My husband is very supportive and proud of my work ethic.



        So, you zap people with electricity and then drink their blood? Does it taste better cooked?
        Luke 5:31
        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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        • #5
          Re: Dear brothers and sisters

          Originally posted by VampireBlood View Post
          My name is Emily Christina Smith.I live with my husband and my half sister, Kanah. My wonderful husband is Jacob Lee Smith. Mr. Smith is a high school teacher in our lovely hometown. Kanah is jewish and is a police officer, she is very well known for her many drug busts in our town. I attended Auburn University in Auburn, Alabama and I have a Bachelor's in Engineering. I am also blessed for my first child is on its way!

          I love my job as an Electronic engineer. My husband is very supportive and proud of my work ethic.

          I love the Lord and pray daily for the salvation of my family and friends. I hope to find new friends to share in Christs word.

          Bless everyone.

          Glory to be God!




          If it wasn't for your demonic screen name, one might almost be tempted to say "welcome to our forum."

          You're planning on sacrificing your baby to satan, aren't you.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: Dear brothers and sisters

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            If it wasn't for your demonic screen name, one might almost be tempted to say "welcome to our forum."

            You're planning on sacrificing your baby to satan, aren't you.
            Why would I sacrifice my own child to Satan????

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            • #7
              Re: Dear brothers and sisters

              Originally posted by VampireBlood View Post
              Why would I sacrifice my own child to Satan????
              On account of you being a vampire and all.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Dear brothers and sisters

                Or perhaps Vampire Blood is just a euphemism for Blood Sucking Joo Lawyer Masquerading as an Electrician?
                I feel ill either way.
                Luke 5:31
                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                • #9
                  Re: Dear brothers and sisters

                  This is obviously a hoax, there's no such thing as a female electronics engineer.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Dear brothers and sisters

                    Originally posted by VampireBlood View Post
                    My name is Emily Christina Smith.I live with my husband and my half sister, Kanah. My wonderful husband is Jacob Lee Smith. Mr. Smith is a high school teacher in our lovely hometown. Kanah is jewish and is a police officer, she is very well known for her many drug busts in our town. I attended Auburn University in Auburn, Alabama and I have a Bachelor's in Engineering. I am also blessed for my first child is on its way!

                    I love my job as an Electronic engineer. My husband is very supportive and proud of my work ethic.

                    I love the Lord and pray daily for the salvation of my family and friends. I hope to find new friends to share in Christs word.

                    Bless everyone.

                    Glory to be God!



                    I'm glad that your sister is well known for her busts, but what do you think about the fact that she's condemned to an eternity in the Lake of Fire for rejecting Jesus?

                    Do you discuss that with her?
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                    • #11
                      Re: Dear brothers and sisters

                      Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                      This is obviously a hoax, there's no such thing as a female electronics engineer.
                      Are you saying women cant be electronics engineers???

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                      • #12
                        Re: Dear brothers and sisters

                        I'm more worried about why you're a vampire.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Dear brothers and sisters

                          Im not a vampire, Im just fascinated with them. I can assure you all that I am a saved christian.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Dear brothers and sisters

                            Oh, dear. This is worse than I thought. Vampires are evil corpses who "live" off the blood of Humans. Being fascinated with them will lead you down a dark path full of sin, goths, and possibly Juggalos.
                            Luke 5:31
                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                            • #15
                              Re: Dear brothers and sisters

                              Originally posted by VampireBlood View Post
                              Im not a vampire, Im just fascinated with them. I can assure you all that I am a saved christian.
                              Sorry, but we're not buying it. Saved(c) Christians don't wallow in such filth, and they know how to lead a normal life. You are a demon.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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