Greetings

[Negative_Cool]

Hello everyone, I've been reading through the forums for several minutes now and already I feel like this is a place that I can make a real connection and enjoy the fellowship of other truely faithful and committed members of the body of Christ.

I am passionate about Christian Creation Science and bringing the Truth of Genesis to the masses, daily we are bombarded with all kinds of liberal so called scientists and their alleged scientific theories that purport to explain the universe better than the God that actually Created the universe. I just find it crazy that people would waste so much time investigating this temporal world trying to figure out how it all works when the answers they seek are readily available in the scriptures.

Many Churches will even give away Bibles for free! How many science textbooks are given away free of charge? Not many I dare say, it is easy to see where the motivations of these neo-ape darwini$ts are!

Anyway, that is enough of my rant for now, I'm just glad to find a place where the faithful can gather to discuss the real Truth of the Bible

Your brother in christ, NC.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. It's always nice to find a like-minded Christian to praise Jesus with.

Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What does your screen name mean? What church do you attend down there in North Carolina? How did you come to find Christ?

Please share your testimony, friend.

[Negative_Cool]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. It's always nice to find a like-minded Christian to praise Jesus with.

Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What does your screen name mean? What church do you attend down there in North Carolina? How did you come to find Christ?

Please share your testimony, friend.

Thanks for the warm welcome Pastor Ezekiel, I could feel the stirring of the Holy Spirit as soon as I got my registration confirmation email after clicking refresh on my inbox for about 12 minutes and knew that this was indeed God's favored forum, perhaps it was a gift of discernment, I'm not sure, God works in very mysterious ways but then someone like yourself speaks words of confirmation and it is like prophecy revealed! Praise Jesus!

I'm not actually from North Carolina, though sometimes I wish I'd been born in the God fearing bastion of Biblical brotherhood that is the USA. But I know that God has a plan for me here where He placed me in Brisbane Australia. Australia, though it has majestic beaches that testify to the amazing power of God is beset by secularism. Aussies are by and large an easy going folk with little regard for the afterlife, the "She'll be right mate" attitude that most possess combined with potent, cold, brown, bubbly beers on tap blinds them to the fact that they teeter on the edge of an abyss, not realizing that Jesus floats in a cloud above them with outstretched nail pierced hands ready to save them from plummeting into the fiery Hell of eternal punishment.

Every day is a challenge here, but I trust that the Lord has placed me here for a reason. I witness to the Godless every chance I get, whether at work, at the shops or even at the university I attend 4 contact hours per week.

As for my screen name, well I read in some book (I can't remember the name of it, I burnt it after reading a few pages, it seemed a bit too secular and I didn't want my Godless neighbors children pulling it out of my trash and reading it and thus further endangering their eternal souls) that a double negative actually becomes a positive. So if you consider cool to be the negative of hot, well negative cool actually means that I'm ON FIRE FOR JESUS!

Your brother in Christ, NC.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh, you're an Austrian...Nothing like false advertising... We just had a Missionary trip there last year and it was a huge success! Maybe you saw me give a sermon?

I have to tell you that I was shocked and disgusted at the knuckle-dragging Abos laying about the streets down there. They're worse than our negroes! I don't even know what they are!! And they eat maggots!

Not to mention the mobs of drunken scum guzzling Foster's Lager and floor cleaner from morning till night! And the Godawful females infesting the place! We felt lucky to get out of there alive!!

But Praise Jesus we did meet a few Godly folks in our country who knew which side of the bread Jesus puts butter on. We distributed thousands of Chick Tracts and KJV Bibles, and met quite a number of Austrians who agreed with us that your Godless island is really more like America's 51st State.

I'll be praying for you Mr. Negative. I hope you find the true meaning of Christianity here.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

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Thanks for the warm welcome Pastor Ezekiel, I could feel the stirring of the Holy Spirit as soon as I got my registration confirmation email after clicking refresh on my inbox for about 12 minutes and knew that this was indeed God's favored forum, perhaps it was a gift of discernment, I'm not sure, God works in very mysterious ways but then someone like yourself speaks words of confirmation and it is like prophecy revealed! Praise Jesus!

I'm not actually from North Carolina, though sometimes I wish I'd been born in the God fearing bastion of Biblical brotherhood that is the USA. But I know that God has a plan for me here where He placed me in Brisbane Australia. Australia, though it has majestic beaches that testify to the amazing power of God is beset by secularism. Aussies are by and large an easy going folk with little regard for the afterlife, the "She'll be right mate" attitude that most possess combined with potent, cold, brown, bubbly beers on tap blinds them to the fact that they teeter on the edge of an abyss, not realizing that Jesus floats in a cloud above them with outstretched nail pierced hands ready to save them from plummeting into the fiery Hell of eternal punishment.

Every day is a challenge here, but I trust that the Lord has placed me here for a reason. I witness to the Godless every chance I get, whether at work, at the shops or even at the university I attend 4 contact hours per week.

As for my screen name, well I read in some book (I can't remember the name of it, I burnt it after reading a few pages, it seemed a bit too secular and I didn't want my Godless neighbors children pulling it out of my trash and reading it and thus further endangering their eternal souls) that a double negative actually becomes a positive. So if you consider cool to be the negative of hot, well negative cool actually means that I'm ON FIRE FOR JESUS!

Your brother in Christ, NC.

Welcome Brother NC.
Brisbane is in Queensland, is it not?
It's definately a Godly part of the world, with all those saltwater crocodiles and box jelly fish. God's judgement is all around you. GLORY!
One slip up, and you are either eaten alive or poisoned with an excruciating death! I wish we had that kind of sin prevention here in America.
Mrs. Robert Roberts

[Nobar King]

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Any effort to help save God-forsaken Australia will be greatly appreciated.