I have returned, my friends!

[Sister Tinny]

Greetings, my Landover brethren and sistren! I have just spent the last several months evangelizing to the local Toronto mooselim community. To demonstrate Jesus' incredible love, I and my True Christian(TM) brethren stood outside a local moon-church shouting "Turn or burn!"(C) with KJVs in hand. We also burned some mannequins in burkas, but we had so many left over I'm not sure they were actually mannequins!

The suckular police didn't like this protest and neither did the ungrateful mooselims, and I faced a conviction of "hate crime" (apparently trying to prevent the eternal damnation of dozens of people is hateful). Imagine ME, a dainty True Christian woman(TM) in PRISON with diesel dykes and violent riff-raff not even Canadians want to have around! Luckily, an anonymous Landover pastor paid my bail (in counterfeit notes, which is permissible for these purposes) and whisked me off to a location I'm not allowed to disclose, for security reasons.

I am so glad to post with my brothers and sisters in Christ!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome back Sister T. I'm sure you'll enjoy a long hot bath and a few dozen hours in the Prayer closet to rid your body of the stench of those degenerate Godless cannuckistanis. Keep strong Sister, and keep doing the Lord's work!

[WickedWitch]

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My goodness, Sister Tinny, that does sound like quite the ordeal (and it could've been a lot worse if not for the rescue made by one of the Pastors)! I hope you weren't damaged in any way. *Gives Sister T a cookie*

... degenerate Godless cannuckistanis...

I'm fairly sure we've been over this before. If you consider Canadians to be Godless and/or degenerate in nature, that's your opinion. But at least insult us correctly. I can spell it out again for you if you like: C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N-S.

[Sister Tinny]

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I'm fairly sure we've been over this before. If you consider Canadians to be Godless and/or degenerate in nature, that's your opinion. But at least insult us correctly. I can spell it out again for you if you like: C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N-S.

I appreciate the sentiment but I would advise you not to correct one of our (and Jesus') beloved Pastors.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Praise Jesus! To martyr yourself for Christ like that! I can only hope to be half the witness you are, Sister Tinny.
I must say, it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm new here at Landover so we never got to meet before you left, but your name is legend amongst the Ladies Of Landover.

[WickedWitch]

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I appreciate the sentiment but I would advise you not to correct one of our (and Jesus') beloved Pastors.

Thank you for the advice, Sister, but I'm afraid the Pastors here are all rather used to my corrections, especially where Canada is concerned. Indeed, I suspect that they expect me to make them. It's just one of my habits, I can't really help it at the moment. Oh well.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I am so glad to post with my brothers and sisters in Christ!

This just makes the World complete! And I know our Lord Jesus Christ is smiling upon us with your return (although he may call upon you to be a bit more assertive with the mooslums). Welcome back.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Thank you for the advice, Sister, but I'm afraid the Pastors here are all rather used to my corrections, especially where Canada is concerned. Indeed, I suspect that they expect me to make them. It's just one of my habits, I can't really help it at the moment. Oh well.

Perhaps a few hundred infraction points would help you break your degenerate habits. You are a guest on this Godly forum, and you have exactly zero rights. If you cannot show respect to the True Christians™ you encounter here, especially us Pastors, then you will not have much of a future here. Uppity cannuckistani feminazis are called here by Jesus to hear about His divine plan. So shut up and listen.

[SUV]

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Welcome back, Sister Tinny!!!

I was so Hoping that you'd be back in time for CHRISTMAS, but then again, when you're a True Christian™, it's really CHRISTMAS-TIME all year long, isn't it?

At least while the Eggnog holds out

[tommy]

Re: I have returned, my friends!

Greetings, my Landover brethren and sistren! I have just spent the last several months evangelizing to the local Toronto mooselim community. To demonstrate Jesus' incredible love, I and my True Christian(TM) brethren stood outside a local moon-church shouting "Turn or burn!"(C) with KJVs in hand. We also burned some mannequins in burkas, but we had so many left over I'm not sure they were actually mannequins!

The suckular police didn't like this protest and neither did the ungrateful mooselims, and I faced a conviction of "hate crime" (apparently trying to prevent the eternal damnation of dozens of people is hateful). Imagine ME, a dainty True Christian woman(TM) in PRISON with diesel dykes and violent riff-raff not even Canadians want to have around! Luckily, an anonymous Landover pastor paid my bail (in counterfeit notes, which is permissible for these purposes) and whisked me off to a location I'm not allowed to disclose, for security reasons.

I am so glad to post with my brothers and sisters in Christ!

I never met you before, but I can tell you're a wonderful, God-fearing Christian.

Welcome back, sister Tinny.

Yours in Christ, Tommy

[BornAgain]

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I never met you before, but I can tell you're a wonderful, God-fearing Christian.

Welcome back, sister Tinny.

Yours in Christ, Tommy

Are you turning your life around for Christ™?

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Yeah, you deserved to be in jail for doing that...

[SUV]

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Are you turning your life around for Christ™?

Why he most Certain-ly is! Instead of baying at the moon, like some kind of Hell-Hound, he now bays at Sinners, and so Mournfully, too!

Go.......Tommy!

[Jesus is Lord]

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Yeah, you deserved to be in jail for doing that...

Why would BornAgain deserve to go to jail for asking tommy if he has turned his life around for the LORD?

I doubt you mean that, even though you are a tard. Context please! That is why there's a quote feature!

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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My bad, but I think the new lady deserved to go to jail for the hate crimes she committed.