Greetings Brothers and Sisters

[Brother Brett]

Hello from Homosexual England.

My name is Brother Brett and I am a B.A.S.H Graduate! PRAISE JESUS! Gosh, everytime I think of my time at B.A.S.H I just want to PRAISE JESUS! For Him and Betty Bowers saved me and as a result I met my beautiful wife, Martina-Rosanne!

There is hope for all the homo's out there! Get them to B.A.S.H immediately!

Anyway, just wanted to say my hello's... I am already friends with several of you on Facebook where I have recieved MUCH encouragement and love for our Christ and Redeemer, JESUS!

Brother Brett

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

Hello from Homosexual England.

My name is Brother Brett and I am a B.A.S.H Graduate! PRAISE JESUS! Gosh, everytime I think of my time at B.A.S.H I just want to PRAISE JESUS! For Him and Betty Bowers saved me and as a result I met my beautiful wife, Martina-Rosanne!

There is hope for all the homo's out there! Get them to B.A.S.H immediately!

Anyway, just wanted to say my hello's... I am already friends with several of you on Facebook where I have recieved MUCH encouragement and love for our Christ and Redeemer, JESUS!
Brother Brett

Greetings Brother Brett and welcome to God's Favorite Forum.
I have to ask, why does your wife have two names with a hyphen? Is she a lezbean?

Mrs Robert Roberts

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. I know that it must have been a trying and expensive rewarding 6 weeks you spent getting the fag beaten prayed out of you, but I promise you that it was all worth it to spend an eternity in Heaven with Jesus.

If you are ever in need of any up-close and personal, brother-on-brother counseling, feel free to contact me privately.

By the way, where did you buy meet your wife? What is her best pie?

[Brother Brett]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

Greetings Brother Brett and welcome to God's Favorite Forum.
I have to ask, why does your wife have two names with a hyphen? Is she a lezbean?

Mrs Robert Roberts

Mrs Robert Roberts.

Firstly may I just say how Godly you look! Praise Jesus.

Secondly, my wife is a reformed Letsbemen! Like me, she is a successful graduate of Landovers B.A.S.H Programme run by the Godly Glorious Betty Bowers!

Your Brother in all things Christly, Brett

[Brother Brett]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. I know that it must have been a trying and expensive rewarding 6 weeks you spent getting the fag beaten prayed out of you, but I promise you that it was all worth it to spend an eternity in Heaven with Jesus.

If you are ever in need of any up-close and personal, brother-on-brother counseling, feel free to contact me privately.

By the way, where did you buy meet your wife? What is her best pie?

Pastor Ezekial!!

Glory Be! And thank you so much for your kind welcome on these boards. Yes it was trying and expensive (I have lost my home, but what is a home when Heaven awaits you! The Lord shall provide) time. BUT I met my now wife and have never been happier.

These up close and personal brother-on-brother sessions you mention. It has been awhile since I had some brother-on-brother session and I would warmly welcome a session with you!

My wife's best pie? Well, her favourite is Fish Pie! Jesus was quite partial to Fish too you know, so you can't get a more Godly pie! She often pops over to see her friend Ellen and they have girly afternoons "Eating fish pie"! I leave them to it! I have never been a fan of fish pie myself. Often she comes home with her breath reeking of fish! I have to send her upstairs to brush her teeth before we pray together!

Now, let's arrange this brother-on-brother session shall we?

Brother in Christ the Redeemer and all things good, Brett

[WickedWitch]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

Greetings Brother Brett and welcome to God's Favorite Forum.
I have to ask, why does your wife have two names with a hyphen? Is she a lezbean?

Mrs Robert Roberts

What does a hyphenated first name have to do with sexual orientation? I'm straight and I suffer from a hyphenated first (which is why I go by Alie, I hate my actual name).

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

Hello from Homosexual England.

My name is Brother Brett and I am a B.A.S.H Graduate! PRAISE JESUS! Gosh, everytime I think of my time at B.A.S.H I just want to PRAISE JESUS! For Him and Betty Bowers saved me and as a result I met my beautiful wife, Martina-Rosanne!

There is hope for all the homo's out there! Get them to B.A.S.H immediately!

Anyway, just wanted to say my hello's... I am already friends with several of you on Facebook where I have recieved MUCH encouragement and love for our Christ and Redeemer, JESUS!

Brother Brett

Glad you are here, Brett. Not get on your knees and give you heart to Jesus and you will be very welcome!!

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

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Pastor Ezekial!!

Glory Be! And thank you so much for your kind welcome on these boards. Yes it was trying and expensive (I have lost my home, but what is a home when Heaven awaits you! The Lord shall provide) time. BUT I met my now wife and have never been happier.

These up close and personal brother-on-brother sessions you mention. It has been awhile since I had some brother-on-brother session and I would warmly welcome a session with you!

My wife's best pie? Well, her favourite is Fish Pie! Jesus was quite partial to Fish too you know, so you can't get a more Godly pie! She often pops over to see her friend Ellen and they have girly afternoons "Eating fish pie"! I leave them to it! I have never been a fan of fish pie myself. Often she comes home with her breath reeking of fish! I have to send her upstairs to brush her teeth before we pray together!

Now, let's arrange this brother-on-brother session shall we?

Brother in Christ the Redeemer and all things good, Brett

Oh Brother Brett!! You are givin' me the vapors!! Fish Pie indeed. She is one of the Lebanese women, dear!!

[Negative_Cool]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

What does a hyphenated first name have to do with sexual orientation? I'm straight and I suffer from a hyphenated first (which is why I go by Alie, I hate my actual name).

Your parents were probably liberal hippy homer sympathisers.
Why would any decent parent intentionally try to turn their children gay from the moment they were born?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

GLORY! Another EX-Homer! Miracles happen every day around here!

Welcome to our fold dear Brother and be sure to have your lovely wife join too. We always have room for another Lady of Landover and our weekly meetings. Tomorrow is our tea bagging party! We trade teas from ALLLLLLL around the world.

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

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Glad you are here, Brett. Not get on your knees and give you heart to Jesus and you will be very welcome!!

Have you made provisions for leaving all your worldly goods to the Church, what with you being a Homer and not having any kids?

[WickedWitch]

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Your parents were probably liberal hippy homer sympathisers.
Why would any decent parent intentionally try to turn their children gay from the moment they were born?

I still don't see how a hyphenated first name has anything at all to do with sexual orientation. And, FYI, my parents were conservative Catholics - not the least bit hippies.

[Brother Brett]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

I still don't see how a hyphenated first name has anything at all to do with sexual orientation. And, FYI, my parents were conservative Catholics - not the least bit hippies.

It has EVERYthing to do with sexual orientation. You see the homo's cannot leagaly marry in the eyes of Jesus and also when they do form a *heavenly* civil union, there is so much arguing over which one is the husband and which one is the wife that they usually hyphenate their names. SICKOS!

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

What does a hyphenated first name have to do with sexual orientation? I'm straight and I suffer from a hyphenated first (which is why I go by Alie, I hate my actual name).

It's common knowlege that women folk with hyphenated names tend to be hiding major issues in their lives......Usually a butch lezbo or worse. Sometime they have multiple fornicators in their lives and take their names from these lowlifes in tandem.

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

Pastor Ezekial!!

Glory Be! And thank you so much for your kind welcome on these boards. Yes it was trying and expensive (I have lost my home, but what is a home when Heaven awaits you! The Lord shall provide) time. BUT I met my now wife and have never been happier.

These up close and personal brother-on-brother sessions you mention. It has been awhile since I had some brother-on-brother session and I would warmly welcome a session with you!

My wife's best pie? Well, her favourite is Fish Pie! Jesus was quite partial to Fish too you know, so you can't get a more Godly pie! She often pops over to see her friend Ellen and they have girly afternoons "Eating fish pie"! I leave them to it! I have never been a fan of fish pie myself. Often she comes home with her breath reeking of fish! I have to send her upstairs to brush her teeth before we pray together!

Now, let's arrange this brother-on-brother session shall we?

Brother in Christ the Redeemer and all things good, Brett

Brett, Dear I am an desperate need of some house cleaning at the manse here in Tulsa. Would you be available say every Tuesday from 2-4???