[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Our policy on avatars

The sun shone. A young woman was walking in the park. Suddenly a vile harpy screeched down from her crag and hurled the young woman into a lake. She struggled but the harpy was sinewy and strong smelling. The world seemed to fade away, then just before she drowned the harpy was snatched away and the young woman bobbed to the surface gasping,

"Air.. air.."

That young woman was not saved. There was something more important to her than Jesus. Air. All she could think of at that moment was air. If you'd asked her when she was Saved she'd have had to think about it do you know anyone like that Mrs Portway.

The Christian has been saved from death and torture FOREVER.
That is so overwhelming an experience that everything else is in the instant of Salvation reduced to nothing. When drowning the young Christian woman has only one thought: Jesus.

Song of Solomon 8:7 Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it: if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned.
©1611

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Our policy on avatars

I've got avatars turned off.

When I was a heathen wretch I used to feel miserable all the time, although I would pretend to smile or even paint my face golden all over and prance around pretending to dance, or pretending to have fun.

But I wasn't.

When did you give your life to Jesus Mrs Portway?

Uhm, I think about two months before I married Aaron. My Mom and Dad said I had to be saved before I could get married. Wait, you know what, it was more like right before I married Aaron, cuz it was right after spring break for my friends who were in public school, and they're going to start highschool in just a few days. So let me think, 4 1/2 months ago is when I got saved by Jesus.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Our policy on avatars

I'm already married and Aaron knows what I look like at my worst, so there's no point in pretending I'm not ugly.

I've got avatars turned off.

When I was a heathen wretch I used to feel miserable all the time, although I would pretend to smile or even paint my face golden all over and prance around pretending to dance, or pretending to have fun.

But I wasn't.

When did you give your life to Jesus Mrs Portway?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Our policy on avatars

Don't you ever shut your yap?

I've a horrible feeling Aaron is going to wear out his paddle soon on that one.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Our policy on avatars

Aaron wanted me to post here and say that I wouldn't ever post a picture that wasn't me, and I don't wear make up, because I'm not some slutty street whore trying to make a buck. Besides, I'm already married and Aaron knows what I look like at my worst, so there's no point in pretending I'm not ugly.

Don't you ever shut your yap?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Our policy on avatars

I can be seen in my classic portrait pose or here I am in another shot.

I like that one. Why don't you use it instead of that old black and white photo you had taken after that tent revival years back?

It makes you look younger, brother Bathfire. Honest!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Our policy on avatars

I can be seen in my classic portrait pose or here I am in another shot.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Our policy on avatars

My avatar was taken the day I got the Kenworth - 'Ole Blue Ox'. I was nearly as proud as the day my son told me he was ready to be Baptized after being washed in lambs blood of his sins.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Our policy on avatars

Aaron wanted me to post here and say that I wouldn't ever post a picture that wasn't me, and I don't wear make up, because I'm not some slutty street whore trying to make a buck. Besides, I'm already married and Aaron knows what I look like at my worst, so there's no point in pretending I'm not ugly.

Now Naomi, you are not completely ugly.

You have never seen the Fremont Twins. They are ugly. Though being conjoined face to anus is not pretty no matter how you think about it. You just do not know where one part ends and the other part begins.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Our policy on avatars

My portrait was taken the day I became an Amway Independent Business Owner. Confident and motivated in my brand new business suit (wrinkle-free rayon blend), you can see just how happy I was that special day. Other than when I decided to no longer be a homosexual, this was the proudest moment of my life, praise God!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Our policy on avatars

He did let me be a True Christian™, and that's pretty cool!

Yes, that is pretty cool indeed. Now you don't have to burn in Hell with all the filthy sodomites. I for one will enjoy having you around in Heaven, so that we can take pleasure in the certainty that everyone who disagrees with us is experiencing ineffable anguish that will never, ever end.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Our policy on avatars

So anyways, this is really me in my avatar. I wish JESUS had made me cuter, like Miss April or Felicity, but He did let me be a True Christian™, and that's pretty cool!

Aw Tammy, I think you're just lovely! Beautiful on the inside because you have suppressed that sin nature you were born with and let Christ shine through instead!

I like to use my real face so people know they are talking to a real person, not some computer "bot" set up to answer any post with one of a number of possible comments. This photo was taking outside the church kitchen where we had helped cleaned up after one of the teen "lock-downs." I was so excited to know young people had given their lives to Christ that night! I just can't keep the excitement to myself! I LOVE JESUS!

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Our policy on avatars

Aaron wanted me to post here and say that I wouldn't ever post a picture that wasn't me, and I don't wear make up, because I'm not some slutty street whore trying to make a buck. Besides, I'm already married and Aaron knows what I look like at my worst, so there's no point in pretending I'm not ugly.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Our policy on avatars

That is why I use a picture of myself that was taken when I was a raging homo sex fiend. It reminds me of how much God hated me when I was constantly receiving the erections of thousands anonymous queers into my now ruined anus. If you look closely at my avatar, you can see the animalistic fag lust in my eyes. I find it quite chilling to behold the face of the evil queer monster that I used to be. But it helps me know, on a daily basis, that I made the right choice when I chose to give up faggotry and give my soul to Jesus! Praise!

Don't take this wrong way Professor, but your avatar gives me the creeps! I never knew that the picture was so old, but it makes sense that it'd give me the willies, seeing as you were a disgusting butt pirate when it was taken.

As far as my avatar is concerned, it's the pic from my Landover AirJesus ID badge. I think I look pretty good, right? I'm no Tom Selleck or anything, but I'm not the ugliest guy on the block either. I'm just as God made me, so there!

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Our policy on avatars

I know, right?

On other forums, it's like totalllllllllly confusing when you're like talking with somebody and you're trying to picture what they look like and everything, and their avatar is the three eyed fish from the Simpsons!

So anyways, this is really me in my avatar. I wish JESUS had made me cuter, like Miss April or Felicity, but He did let me be a True Christian™, and that's pretty cool!







Tammi

Right you are Tammi! There is no point in hiding your true self on the internets, because that is a form of lying, and the Lord is no great fan of dishonesty.

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Revelation 21:7-9

That is why I use a picture of myself that was taken when I was a raging homo sex fiend. It reminds me of how much God hated me when I was constantly receiving the erections of thousands anonymous queers into my now ruined anus. If you look closely at my avatar, you can see the animalistic fag lust in my eyes. I find it quite chilling to behold the face of the evil queer monster that I used to be. But it helps me know, on a daily basis, that I made the right choice when I chose to give up faggotry and give my soul to Jesus! Praise!