[tacoboy14]

Re: Our policy on avatars

I know, right?

On other forums, it's like totalllllllllly confusing when you're like talking with somebody and you're trying to picture what they look like and everything, and their avatar is the three eyed fish from the Simpsons!

So anyways, this is really me in my avatar. I wish JESUS had made me cuter, like Miss April or Felicity, but He did let me be a True Christian™, and that's pretty cool!







Tammi

I agree. Anyone using anything from the Simpsons is clearly a disgusting unevolved pig who has no sense of humor. Everyone knows American Dad is better, since it depicts Conservatives like us, and not HOMOSEXUALS. American Dad shows the value of fatherhood and going to CHURCH. The only real flaw is the appearance of the CIA, which tortures CHRISTIANS like us, instead of the terrorists they were hired to attack.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Our policy on avatars

Sir,

Despite my recent rant, I do want to say that I am encouraged to see that you are here. I may not agree with you..... but I am glad you are here.

Please forgive my forthrightness and allow me to interject something.

I am A TRUE CHRISTIAN. I believe the Bible is HIS WORD.. (The Words of GOD, that is).
They are infallible, they are true and they are Holy

I believe that our country needs men like you (and hopefully me) to stand up and lead the next generation TOWARDS JESUS...instead of (What's really happening) away to themselves and their perverse and idolatrous ways.

I am with you...... but now it is ANYONE but Hillary.....
I am with you....... Jesus is LORD..
I am with you...... this country needs help.

Despite my last post. I am sure that you will continue and GOD will bless you in all your ways....
Mostly because you speak the truth and allow anyone to voice their opinion.

Thanks for letting me do that.

God Bless you in all your endeavors.


William Michael Heslar

I may be a simple country boy, but how does your rant have anything to do wit the Landover policy on Avatars?

[mountainmike57]

Re: Our policy on avatars

Sir,

Despite my recent rant, I do want to say that I am encouraged to see that you are here. I may not agree with you..... but I am glad you are here.

Please forgive my forthrightness and allow me to interject something.

I am A TRUE CHRISTIAN. I believe the Bible is HIS WORD.. (The Words of GOD, that is).
They are infallible, they are true and they are Holy

I believe that our country needs men like you (and hopefully me) to stand up and lead the next generation TOWARDS JESUS...instead of (What's really happening) away to themselves and their perverse and idolatrous ways.

I am with you...... but now it is ANYONE but Hillary.....
I am with you....... Jesus is LORD..
I am with you...... this country needs help.

Despite my last post. I am sure that you will continue and GOD will bless you in all your ways....
Mostly because you speak the truth and allow anyone to voice their opinion.

Thanks for letting me do that.

God Bless you in all your endeavors.


William Michael Heslar

[Eucharista McBride]

Re: Our policy on avatars

My dear, Miss Mitza is a young and delicate flower of True Christian™ femininity. Also, I don't know how bad is the resolution on your computer screen is (or maybe you need to clean it up a little), but Sister Mitza's avatar is not a photograph but a computer-created avatar thingy.

I hope that was helpful, dear.

Praise the Lord that such a thing is not real. I believe the Internet is a place of uncounted idolatry, sodomy and blasphemy. Not that I would ever look. Praise the Lord.

[Basilissa]

Re: Our policy on avatars

Does your husband approve of those Devil's trinkets in your ears, the lips of a painted whore and Jezebel's hair that might inflame a poor helpless man? These are the mark of a whore and a loose Goodless woman. Praise the Lord may your husband's arms be blessed with God's Vengeful Judgement and may His intervention save your Aeternal Soul. Amen
1 Timothy 2 8:10
'I desire…that women should adorn themselves in respectable apparel, with modesty and self-control, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly attire, but with what is proper for women who profess godliness—with good works.'

My dear, Miss Mitza is a young and delicate flower of True Christian™ femininity. Also, I don't know how bad is the resolution on your computer screen is (or maybe you need to clean it up a little), but Sister Mitza's avatar is not a photograph but a computer-created avatar thingy.

I hope that was helpful, dear.

[Eucharista McBride]

Re: Our policy on avatars

I've got avatars turned off.

Does your husband approve of those Devil's trinkets in your ears, the lips of a painted whore and Jezebel's hair that might inflame a poor helpless man? These are the mark of a whore and a loose Goodless woman. Praise the Lord may your husband's arms be blessed with God's Vengeful Judgement and may His intervention save your Aeternal Soul. Amen
1 Timothy 2 8:10
'I desire…that women should adorn themselves in respectable apparel, with modesty and self-control, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly attire, but with what is proper for women who profess godliness—with good works.'

[Eucharista McBride]

Re: Our policy on avatars

I would not sully this Godly place with pictures of my womanhood. I was brought up to believe in modesty and I know how heavy is the burden of Eve's First Sinning. This is no place to be inflaming manly lust and fornication and I would rather willingly submit to my husband's leather, than go against his word.

Matthew 5 27-28 'But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.'

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I realize my wretched sinful nature and risking Hell-fire is not worth the sacrilege.

Well young man, you do seem to be sincere in your fervent repentance for your filthy sin. I know the struggle out of gayness and misery all too well, having spent most of my adult life coupled to anonymous strange men.

This should help you in your new life of serving Jesus Christ, and avoiding the impulse to "ride the pipe". Stay strong, and I will be praying with you. I am proud of you, so far.

In Christ

[jfcoopjr]

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Praise !

After some prayer, I decided to change my avatar to a real picture of myself. Although I just went Straight-4-Jesus© and I i'm totally in love with my , I realize my wretched sinful nature and risking Hell-fire is not worth the sacrilege.

"But He was wounded for our transgressions, He was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon Him; and with His stripes we are healed." (Isaiah 53:5)

My iniquities and transgressions temporarily killed my . Eternity is no laughing matter, and the wages of sin is death (Romans 6:23).



Yours in ,

James, a wretched sinner seeking God's Almighty will

[jfcoopjr]

Re: Our policy on avatars

For my personal avatar, I chose the more contemporary image of the Buddy Christ, only because one of my favorite brainworms is the hymn, "Tell it to Jesus". The precious words describes my daily walk with my Lord because I'm walking and talking with him constantly, or when I just feel like skipping down "the path of righteousness, for His namessake" (Psalm 23:3), and sharing my deepest darkest secrets with my best buddy forever (BBF) ... it goes:

Are you weary, are you heavy hearted?
Tell it to Jesus, tell it to Jesus.
Are you grieving over joys departed?
Tell it to Jesus alone.

Refrain

Tell it to Jesus, tell it to Jesus,
He is a friend that’s well known.
You’ve no other such a friend or brother,
Tell it to Jesus alone.

Do the tears flow down your cheeks unbidden?
Tell it to Jesus, tell it to Jesus.
Have you sins that to men’s eyes are hidden?
Tell it to Jesus alone.

Refrain

Do you fear the gathering clouds of sorrow?
Tell it to Jesus, tell it to Jesus.
Are you anxious what shall be tomorrow?
Tell it to Jesus alone.

Refrain

Are you troubled at the thought of dying?
Tell it to Jesus, tell it to Jesus.
For Christ’s coming kingdom are you sighing?
Tell it to Jesus alone.

Refrain

Catchy, huh?

I like whistling it, too ... after all, it all about making that "joyful noise" (Psalm 100:1a)!

"Tell it to Jesus, tell it to Jesus, he is a FRIEND that's well known! You've no other, such a FRIEND, or brother! Tell it to Jesus alone."

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Our policy on avatars

Unsaved Trash are called 'Unsaved Trash' for a very good reason.
Homersexural, slant, uneducated, atheist, underage.

[kool_kat_69]

Re: Our policy on avatars

mi icone repursentz me becuz it lokz kool nd i am kool

[XspazzboX]

Re: Our policy on avatars

I've decided to follow this policy and upload an actual photo of me. My avatar is no longer a random cartoon.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Our policy on avatars

I use a photo someone else took of me. I hope that counts...
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Yeah, that's...awesome?

[# Smile Dog #]

Re: Our policy on avatars

We believe that our comminity works better when everybody uses real pictures of themselves as their avatars.

However, due to the sudden onset of tyranny in the United States, we understand if some don't feel confortable posting pictures that will make FEMA's job easier when they try to round us up and put us in their FEMA death-camps. (Yes there are FEMA death camps. No, you can't find them on google-earth, because of google's liberal bias)

Thus we will tolerate a few avatars that are not literally photos of True Christians, but we do ask that you choose pictures of people that at least look like you, or can in some way represent you.

It is very disturbing to go to other forums, where people regularly converse with cartoon characters, kittens, sunsets, symbols, and video game icons. It is likely to bring about LSD flashbacks for those of us who survived the 1960s, when hippies regularily put LSD into water supplies.

No, my friends, the only things True Christians talk to are Humans, talking snakes, burning bushes, and fig trees that deserve cursing.

If you don't use your actual photo for your avatar, please say so here, and explain who your avatar is and why you chose them to represent you.

I use a photo someone else took of me. I hope that counts...
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