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  • ChristianInNC
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2009
    • 247

    #1

    My introduction...

    ...I am a Godly Christian woman who feels blessed to have found such a wonderful forum.

    Praise Jesus!
    Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: My introduction...

    Originally posted by ChristianInNC View Post
    ...I am a Godly Christian woman who feels blessed to have found such a wonderful forum.

    Praise Jesus!
    Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? Do you have your husband's permission to be posting here? How often does he beat discipline you?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • ChristianInNC
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2009
      • 247

      #3
      Re: My introduction...

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? Do you have your husband's permission to be posting here? How often does he beat discipline you?
      I am 31 years old. I do have hin permission to post, Sir.
      I submit to daily discipline. Not that I have a choice.
      The Lord truly has given me a wonderful husband.
      Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: My introduction...

        Originally posted by ChristianInNC View Post
        I am 31 years old. I do have hin permission to post, Sir.
        I submit to daily discipline. Not that I have a choice.
        The Lord truly has given me a wonderful husband.
        Well then praise Jesus and welcome to our forum. What church does your Husband have you attending? How many little soldiers for Christ have you produced?

        And most importantly, what's your Husband's favorite pie?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • ChristianInNC
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2009
          • 247

          #5
          Re: My introduction...

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Well then praise Jesus and welcome to our forum. What church does your Husband have you attending? How many little soldiers for Christ have you produced?

          And most importantly, what's your Husband's favorite pie?
          We attend our local First Baptist church. Alot there seem to pick and choose which parts of the Bible they follow as well. Finding a good church seems difficult. We have 5 godly children. And he loves Pumpkin Pie.
          Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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          • Nurse Clampett
            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 974

            #6
            Re: My introduction...

            Welcome Good Sister!
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            • ChristianInNC
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2009
              • 247

              #7
              Re: My introduction...

              Thank you for the warm, Christian welcome!
              Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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              • Star Finder
                Rock Worshipper
                • Sep 2006
                • 1092

                #8
                Re: My introduction...

                And he loves Pumpkin Pie.

                Pumpkin Pie? not apple pie?

                is he French?
                I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                • ChristianInNC
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 247

                  #9
                  Re: My introduction...

                  Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
                  Pumpkin Pie? not apple pie?

                  is he French?

                  I don't question Him, you'll have to inquire yourself. Sorry.
                  Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: My introduction...

                    Originally posted by ChristianInNC View Post
                    I don't question Him, you'll have to inquire yourself. Sorry.
                    Feel free to ignore the Star Fool. He has turned his back on Christ and instead worships rocks and pebbles.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: My introduction...

                      Originally posted by ChristianInNC View Post
                      ...I am a Godly Christian woman who feels blessed to have found such a wonderful forum.

                      Praise Jesus!
                      We're all Christians here, NC, (Most of us). It would be nice to be able to refer to you as something less vague. Do you have a nickname?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • ChristianInNC
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 247

                        #12
                        Re: My introduction...

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        We're all Christians here, NC, (Most of us). It would be nice to be able to refer to you as something less vague. Do you have a nickname?
                        How rude of me, I apologize. My name is Ann.
                        Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #13
                          Re: My introduction...

                          Hello, Ann, it's a pleasure to meet you, and welcome to our humble forum. There are some distractions, but you can feel free to be yourself here. You will find comfort and support from the other good Christian members.

                          Do you have any sisters?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • ChristianInNC
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 247

                            #14
                            Re: My introduction...

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Hello, Ann, it's a pleasure to meet you, and welcome to our humble forum. There are some distractions, but you can feel free to be yourself here. You will find comfort and support from the other good Christian members.

                            Do you have any sisters?

                            Yes, three. All Unsaved Trash, despite my best efforts. Living in sin and laughing in the face of the Lord. Praise Jesus that the rebellion gene seems to have passed me over! God is too good to me! Praise!
                            Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: My introduction...

                              I'm sure you're the smartest, too.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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