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  • Max Bayes
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2009
    • 302

    #16
    Re: New convert here

    Originally posted by The Amazing Atheist View Post
    hypocrite. that is what you are brother lazarus. go suck your tits
    Another fine example of why those with no moral backbone will burn in the fiery pits of Satan's fury. You'll find there is nothing amazing about being an arse, my friend. And to answer a previous question, to pwn is just another way of saying to smite, but without the Lord's Holy Pyrotechnics.
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    • streetlight88
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Mar 2009
      • 5

      #17
      Re: New convert here

      But might you tell me, what does pwning mean?
      "Conquer" would be the Biblical equivalent. By the way, is there a good, clean Christian dictionary anywhere on these forums? I apparently need to study it in order to purify my tongue of my filthy slang. But at any rate, rebukes are always welcome.

      Does the 88 in your name have anything to do with this?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/88_Precepts
      No, I have never heard of that godless essay or its demon-possessed author. Merely, the "88" is derived from my birthyear, which is 1988.

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #18
        Re: New convert here

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        You might as well have wiped your backside with that $10 for all the good an NIV "Bible" will do you. Now that you've got that waste of paper, you might as well wipe your backside with that. The ONLY Bible that is the AUTHORIZED WORD OF GOD is the King James 1611. Anything else is a ploy by Satan to corrupt Holy Scripture and lead people away from Jesus.
        Sister, not to be rude, but it seems he's made a good deal for himself.

        A $10 bill provides much less wiping surface than an NIV.
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