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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: Introducing myself!

    Originally posted by Ugly_Kid_Joe View Post
    Hi!

    You guys recently drew my attention and I felt that God intended me to go and register here.

    I deffinetely feel like jesus is my saviour, he is the manifestation of love and kindness.
    Thank you so much for putting this website online!!

    My church is a local church in the Netherlands.
    I get alot of help becomming a true christian thanks to my priest.
    I was extremely close with him when I was young, he was always very kind to me for some reason, and allowed me to get private singing lessons.
    He had this odd technieque of learning it to me but it worked out in the end.
    He still is a guide these days.

    Thanks once more and I hope to find answers to alot of questions here.
    May God keep your families safe!
    Welcome to God's favorite forum, Hans.

    We do have a few rules here. We use God's favorite language (American!) whenever posting on this forum. We also adhere to standard American grammar, punctuation and spelling. We expect you to do the same, even though you are a damned foreigner. (I have highlighted the most glaring errors in your first post. I don't expect to see them repeated.)

    That includes properly capitalizing words like "Jesus" and "God" and Christian" and so on.

    Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? Have you ever actually read the Holy KJV Bible? Are you a sodomite drug addict like most eurotrash demons? Are you properly ashamed that you aren't American?

    I might pray for you.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Ugly_Kid_Joe
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2009
      • 272

      #17
      Re: Introducing myself!

      I did notice my mistakes. My apologies for that!
      Unfortunately, it is not possible for me to modify my posts and correct the mistake(s).
      I will most certainly do my best to post the language God intends me to use and I will use a dictionairy in the future if I am uncertain of the proper spelling.

      Very well, I am 19 years old (which I hope is not to young to do what God wants me to do) and I am still busy reading it to learn about everything I have to do in order to be a true child of God and do what I must do to be a good follower of Christ.
      I do not do drugs as drugs are bad. As I indicated before, I do everything in my power to please God and do not want to risk going to hell.
      Despite my race, I do know Jesus loves me and has a plan for me.

      Please do pray for me if you want to do this for me. Since the current area I live in is not the place God wants me to be I will need it.
      I should deffinetely move as soon as possible.

      Thank you Pastor Ezekiel and please do forgive the weak points that I have. I am young and still have alot to learn about this world.

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      • Ugly_Kid_Joe
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2009
        • 272

        #18
        Re: Introducing myself!

        And I did notice I have grammar mistakes in my post.
        Again, I am not able to correct them. Sorry.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #19
          Re: Introducing myself!

          Dear Joe. Does your browser have a 'Go Advanced' button? You should use that. It gives you additional posting options, plus gives you a moment to double check your post for accuracy. We don't allow post editing here because then people would write nasty things and then just delete them and deny that they were ever written. This way your words are preserved for all eternity.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Ugly_Kid_Joe
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2009
            • 272

            #20
            Re: Introducing myself!

            Nobar King,

            thank you so much for pointing me there!
            That method is certainly better. Praise God!

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #21
              Re: Introducing myself!

              'Nobar' is fine.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #22
                Re: Introducing myself!

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                'Nobar' is fine.
                Not demanding that this young fellow call you 'Mr. King'?

                You must have taken quite a shine to him!
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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #23
                  Re: Introducing myself!

                  He seems like a nice boy.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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