Hey all

[Savingyoursouls]

Hey Fellow True soldiers of the truth

I shall introduce myself as,
Leroy Wayne

Call me a soldier.

I believe heavily in justice and spreading the great word of the lord and all his glorious creations.

If you want to know more about me dont hesitate to ask.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hey Fellow True soldiers of the truth

I shall introduce myself as,
Leroy Wayne

Call me a soldier.

I believe heavily in justice and spreading the great word of the lord and all his glorious creations.

If you want to know more about me dont hesitate to ask.

That isn't much of an introduction, friend. Why not drop the crypto-speak and just tell us about yourself.

Are you a Christian? What part of God's favorite country (America) do you live in? What church do you attend? What's you favorite scripture? How old are you? And so on...

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Leroy Wayne? That name sounds a bit . . . ethnic if you take my meaning. Are you a young man of the african persuasion?

[Brother Lazarus]

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Leroy Wayne? That name sounds a bit . . . ethnic if you take my meaning. Are you a young man of the african persuasion?

Leroy and Wayne are common names in the coal country of Eastern Kentucky and West Virginia. Could be a hillbilly. Highly suspicious either way.

[Nobar King]

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I don't know if anyone else noticed it, but the title of this thread reads suspiciously close to 'Hell'... and sounds the same, too.

[Brother Lazarus]

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I don't know if anyone else noticed it, but the title of this thread reads suspiciously close to 'Hell'... and sounds the same, too.

Well if I'm right about the coal country the thread title could really mean "Hey Y'all". Highly suspicious. Further investigation may be necessary.
Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Savingyoursouls]

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Firstly it wasn't Cryptic speech, I'm just not sure about this website, if I've am with folk like my town, or if, Satan and his homo family of evil is the source of this to insight skepticism in the populous of the World about the true words of Christ.


To settle things,

I live in an amazing place, Where we all feel the same way,well almost all.

A little Sanction of town near Lima,Ohio.

I follow the truth of Jesus Christ,the King James Bible,every word,every scripture.

I take things Very Seriously,So do Not mock me.

I have a wife,a small child,I've followed the righteous course since I can remembering uttering a prayer.

I'm 47 years old.

I'm no Pastor but I preach enough.

Thank you,and if you really want to know more,Tell me about yourself so I may judge for myself,if you all are who you say you are...a Great friend and soldier told me of this place.

Though He's Somewhat,
Illiterate, so he gets embarrassed.

Amen.


P.s.

The Name Wayne was my Fathers,He is no Red, and Leroy is no nigstif of a name,its My Great Grandfathers Name,So I ask you not to be blasphemous about it.

Again,

Amen.

[Savingyoursouls]

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Also, If I had to say a favorite scripture it would have to be "Daniel 10:8 Therefore I was left alone, and saw this great vision, and there remained no strength in me: for my comeliness was turned in me into corruption, and I retained no strength."

It always reminds me, No matter what,you need inner strength to stop Corruption from taking everything and everyone, Sure it's not it's real meaning, but when I was little it helped me through hard times.

Amen.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Firstly it wasn't Cryptic speech, I'm just not sure about this website, if I've am with folk like my town, or if, Satan and his homo family of evil is the source of this to insight skepticism in the populous of the World about the true words of Christ.

Don't take this the wrong way, but . . .WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

To settle things,

I live in an amazing place, Where we all feel the same way,well almost all.

A little Sanction of town near Lima,Ohio.

I follow the truth of Jesus Christ,the King James Bible,every word,every scripture.

I take things Very Seriously,So do Not mock me.

You have a very interesting way of butchering God's Favorite Language™, American English. Jesus hates incorrect grammar. At least you're reading the right Bible. Are you sure your not just a bit, um, how should I put this . . . slow?

I have a wife,a small child,I've followed the righteous course since I can remembering uttering a prayer.

I'm 47 years old.

I'm no Pastor but I preach enough.

You might want to take it easy on the preaching, at least maybe wait until you have a better grasp of meaning, grammar, and syntax.

Thank you,and if you really want to know more,Tell me about yourself so I may judge for myself,if you all are who you say you are...a Great friend and soldier told me of this place.

Though He's Somewhat,
Illiterate, so he gets embarrassed.

Amen.

Mr. Pot, I'd like you to meet Mr. Kettle.

P.s.

The Name Wayne was my Fathers,He is no Red, and Leroy is no nigstif of a name,its My Great Grandfathers Name,So I ask you not to be blasphemous about it.

Again,

Amen.

We don't take kindly to racists here son. If you must refer to African Americans, use the proper term: Nigra

All the rest aside, I'm glas you found us. With a little work (maybe a lot of work) we may be able to make a True Christian™ out you! Praise!

[Nobar King]

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This one writes like some kind of bogan Aussie. You can tell because they don't bother to use spaces after a 'full stop'. Do they even have schools in Australia?

[ChristianInNC]

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Also, If I had to say a favorite scripture it would have to be "Daniel 10:8 Therefore I was left alone, and saw this great vision, and there remained no strength in me: for my comeliness was turned in me into corruption, and I retained no strength."

It always reminds me, No matter what,you need inner strength to stop Corruption from taking everything and everyone, Sure it's not it's real meaning, but when I was little it helped me through hard times.

Amen.

Friend, could you please say all that again, in a way that isn't totally idiotic? Many thanks!

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

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Also, If I had to say a favorite scripture it would have to be "Daniel 10:8 Therefore I was left alone, and saw this great vision, and there remained no strength in me: for my comeliness was turned in me into corruption, and I retained no strength."

It always reminds me, No matter what,you need inner strength to stop Corruption from taking everything and everyone, Sure it's not it's real meaning, but when I was little it helped me through hard times.

Amen.

Do you know the McCullough clan in Lima?? They migrated to Oklahoma in the 1970s...Down here the only boys who still use 2 first names are awaiting execution at the prison in Big Mac!! Gene Leroy Hart, Roger Dale Stafford well, they have gone on to their reward in hell.

[JawOfAnAss]

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This one writes like some kind of bogan Aussie. You can tell because they don't bother to use spaces after a 'full stop'. Do they even have schools in Australia?

Good question Brother Nobar. Though, I find it amazing he could even negotiate the keyboard while getting kicked in the gonads by the angry kangaroo he was buggering.

[Larry Lee]

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Well, despite LeRoy Wayne's affinity for speaking in tongues (we don't do that here, bud), I think he sounds like a fine Christian brother, who the Lord can mold and bend to His own Holy purposes. It's important to be an empty vessel for Jesus -- Am I not right, LeRoy?