Forgiveness, if you please....

[PizzaPizza]

....for not properly introducing myself to begin with. While I may be a noob to the forums, I'm certainly not a noob to being a christian, as I've been saved going on 10 years this coming March. I'm a simple man who just likes to hang out, talk, and do whatever. As you mighta guessed from my name, pizza is my favorite food. My favorite bit of scripture would have to be Psalm 23, which in my opinion is best written in the King James Bible, albeit not my Bible of choice. Anyway, I look forward to posting with everyone here. See ya on the boards

[barneyhilliard]

Re: Forgiveness, if you please....

If the KJV is not your Bible of choice, I cannot say that you will receive a warm welcome here. Sorry . . .

[PizzaPizza]

Re: Forgiveness, if you please....

If the KJV is not your Bible of choice, I cannot say that you will receive a warm welcome here. Sorry . . .

It's no problem on my end, Mr. Hilliard. Not everyone will agree with me, and I won't agree with everyone, but I don't allow that prevent me from co-exsisting in peace.

[JennyD]

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The 23rd Psalm is also one of my favorites, Mr. Pizza.

Tell me, what do you think of Numbers 31? It's another Scripture I enjoy immensely, and use frequently when people tell me that God hates what's going on in Darfur.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Forgiveness, if you please....

....for not properly introducing myself to begin with. While I may be a noob to the forums, I'm certainly not a noob to being a christian, as I've been saved going on 10 years this coming March. I'm a simple man who just likes to hang out, talk, and do whatever. As you mighta guessed from my name, pizza is my favorite food. My favorite bit of scripture would have to be Psalm 23, which in my opinion is best written in the King James Bible, albeit not my Bible of choice. Anyway, I look forward to posting with everyone here. See ya on the boards

PizzaPizza? Sounds papist. Maybe a better choice of names would have been Little Seizure.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Nurse Clampett]

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Are you married Mr. Pizza Pizza? If you are, do you give her Godly beatings to save her from the sinful ways of women? What is your favorite pie? Are you now or have you ever been a homosexual?

[JennyD]

Re: Forgiveness, if you please....

Are you married Mr. Pizza Pizza? If you are, do you give her Godly beatings to save her from the sinful ways of women? What is your favorite pie? Are you now or have you ever been a homosexual?

Nurse, Mr. Pizza and I are discussing our favorite Bible verses. Wouldn't you rather join that discussion?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Forgiveness, if you please....

....for not properly introducing myself to begin with. While I may be a noob to the forums, I'm certainly not a noob to being a christian, as I've been saved going on 10 years this coming March. I'm a simple man who just likes to hang out, talk, and do whatever. As you mighta guessed from my name, pizza is my favorite food. My favorite bit of scripture would have to be Psalm 23, which in my opinion is best written in the King James Bible, albeit not my Bible of choice. Anyway, I look forward to posting with everyone here. See ya on the boards

So then you aren't even a Christian, are you.

I'll bet you like "heavy metal" music, don't you boy.

[PizzaPizza]

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So then you aren't even a Christian, are you.

I'll bet you like "heavy metal" music, don't you boy.

What are you basing your claim of me not being a Christian on? And no, I personally prefer punk bands such as The Ramones and The Clash.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What are you basing your claim of me not being a Christian on? And no, I personally prefer punk bands such as The Ramones and The Clash.

Son, I was born at night but it wasn't last night.

[PizzaPizza]

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Are you married Mr. Pizza Pizza? If you are, do you give her Godly beatings to save her from the sinful ways of women? What is your favorite pie? Are you now or have you ever been a homosexual?

Rest assured Nurse Clampett that I am %100 red-blooded heterosexual,always have been always will be
I'm not married, but when I am, I will certainly not abuse my wife.
My favorite pie is cherry.

[JennyD]

Re: Forgiveness, if you please....

Rest assured Nurse Clampett that I am %100 red-blooded heterosexual,always have been always will be
I'm not married, but when I am, I will certainly not abuse my wife.
My favorite pie is cherry.

Mr. Pizza, I'm quite eager to hear your thoughts on Numbers 31.

As you no doubt recall, this is the chapter in which Moses deals with the Midianites as God commands him to. I'm sure you'll see the parallels to Darfur.

Here's a link, in case your Bible isn't handy: http://bibleresources.bible.com/pass...x=0&Submit.y=0

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Rest assured Nurse Clampett that I am %100 red-blooded heterosexual,always have been always will be
I'm not married, but when I am, I will certainly not abuse my wife.
My favorite pie is cherry.

I thought head bangers loved to abuse their women?

[PizzaPizza]

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Son, I was born at night but it wasn't last night.

Son? I can tell just from your picture that I'm older than you. And why are you attacking me? I'm just here, having politely introduced myself, and wanting to partcipate in your fine forums here in a civil manner.

[Brother Lazarus]

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What are you basing your claim of me not being a Christian on? And no, I personally prefer punk bands such as The Ramones and The Clash.

Little Seizure, what is this clash? Who is fighting? Are these Ramones in the Papist Mafia? We prefer Godly Hymns. Songs to sooth the soul.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus