Forgive me

[John Bois Ward]

I am new to this board and I wish to do a proper introduction. I have recently accepted Jesus Christ as my Savior after living a life without God for many years. My life was filled with sex, drink, drugs, and other sins I dare not mention. I was happy living such a life, but I felt I needed more. After a typical night of debauchery, I picked up an old family Bible (King James of course, with me being from good Texas stock) and began reading. That very night, I threw out the girls and alcohol that were in my home and began a new life. It is this life that I wish to share with the people on this board, who I feel will understand the reborn me.

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

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I am new to this board and I wish to do a proper introduction. I have recently accepted Jesus Christ as my Savior after living a life without God for many years. My life was filled with sex, drink, drugs, and other sins I dare not mention. I was happy living such a life, but I felt I needed more. After a typical night of debauchery, I picked up an old family Bible (King James of course, with me being from good Texas stock) and began reading. That very night, I threw out the girls and alcohol that were in my home and began a new life. It is this life that I wish to share with the people on this board, who I feel will understand the reborn me.

Well, you are from Baja Oklahoma, which makes you suspect...but you seem sincere enough- so WELCOME!!! Send your lady friends to me for all their Mary Kay needs...your sister in Christ- D'Arlene Davenport Sepkowitz

[JennyD]

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Welcome, Mr. Ward!

Bois? You aren't part French, are you, Mr. Ward?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Jesus can forgive most anything, friend. Please feel free to share your testimony with us. Others can benefit from hearing the details of your perversions and sin.

How old are you? What church do you attend?

[John Bois Ward]

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Jenny D,

Yes, I am part French. My ancestors were Huguenots, who sent many of the Papists to meet their maker, Satan. My ancestors eventually immigrated to God’s Country to escape the bosom of the whore of Babylon.

Pastor Ezekiel,

God has blessed me with 39 years. Although, 38 of those years were spent living a life devoid of God and filled with pleasure. I fear that the listing of my past sins would influence the young minds who may be reading this post. They will think to themselves: “That sounds like fun.” “I didn’t know you could put that there.” “Women will really do that?” “How much per ounce?” To protect the souls of others, I will refrain from listing these pleasures in an open forum (however, I can provide details one on one with mature and strong souls).

I am still in search of a church. So far, the churches I have visited are much too liberal. They allow menstruating women and women who wear pants to attend. Please pray for me in my search.

[Nurse Clampett]

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Jenny D,

Yes, I am part French. My ancestors were Huguenots, who sent many of the Papists to meet their maker, Satan. My ancestors eventually immigrated to God’s Country to escape the bosom of the whore of Babylon.

It for that reason I have always thought of the Huguenots as being the only French people who could almost pass for Human.
Welcome, Brother!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Jenny D,

Yes, I am part French. My ancestors were Huguenots, who sent many of the Papists to meet their maker, Satan. My ancestors eventually immigrated to God’s Country to escape the bosom of the whore of Babylon.

Pastor Ezekiel,

God has blessed me with 39 years. Although, 38 of those years were spent living a life devoid of God and filled with pleasure. I fear that the listing of my past sins would influence the young minds who may be reading this post. They will think to themselves: “That sounds like fun.” “I didn’t know you could put that there.” “Women will really do that?” “How much per ounce?” To protect the souls of others, I will refrain from listing these pleasures in an open forum (however, I can provide details one on one with mature and strong souls).

I am still in search of a church. So far, the churches I have visited are much too liberal. They allow menstruating women and women who wear pants to attend. Please pray for me in my search.

Trust me Brother, this is a forum for Christian adults, we have the Lord with us and can survive the telling of the most wretched debaucheries.

Why, I myself was raised as a shoeless waif by drug-addled, sex-crazed, filthy, stinking hippies. I've told many stories of my later life of indiscriminate sex with various numbers of people, of week long drug jags ending in tragedy, and my deepest shame, my years as a liberal Demoncrat.

So tell us of your sins brother, we can take it. And don't leave out even the smallest, most vile or sordid details. God hates it when sinners leave out the details.