Hello of Russia!

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Hello is everyone, my name Bogdana Alkaev and I am of Russia. I weet that you people don' t trusts Europe (and rightly this way) but I insure you I love nothing my country' s demoniac communist believe. I are a Christian, and I look at for am saved. I was brought at this place by a another member that it is known here as Heathen_Basher (I call him my small American lover). I want move very me to the divine nation of America and under real baptist to be. Heathen_Basher has to for me promised send as soon as he enough money and are married then we. By the manner, I know my English need improvement, and I am sad for commit of the serious sin of massacring God' s favoriete language. I try learn my bests, by speaking James Bibe considerably to readingeth only of king. Of you in Christ, Bogdana.

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Re: Hello of Russia!

So whats it like livin without freedom fries and television in rusha?

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: Hello of Russia!

He would be completely insopportabile but for l' kind love of saving of good gentleman Jesus Christ! It is terrible cold continuously, we are always hungry and working much hard one. I can nearly see because all otherwise she is a Communist here dell' atheist. But that one does not mean the don' desire of t all goes straight to hell! Soon however, liveth in the United States d' America warm, rich, blessed!

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Hello of Russia!

So whats it like livin without freedom fries

I've heard that in Russia they eat dog instead.

Is it true, Red? Do your people really eat their pets?

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: Hello of Russia!

Yes, like upsetting like it sound, much people in Russia eat the dogs, the cats, the rabbits of coniglietto, gerbils and the goldfish here like spuntini. When they have hunger enough, they even begin to eat l' other people. Fortunately, they have been raised in a Christian family, so as to we have not eaten never such disgustose things. I have not never assagiato the " fries" of freedom; but a lot wants to learn what is.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello of Russia!

He would be completely insopportabile but for l' kind love of saving of good gentleman Jesus Christ! It is terrible cold continuously, we are always hungry and working much hard one. I can nearly see because all otherwise she is a Communist here dell' atheist. But that one does not mean the don' desire of t all goes straight to hell! Soon however, liveth in the United States d' America warm, rich, blessed!

Look Pinky, just because you don't speak english well doesn't mean we want to sit here and read your sloppy typos. You can spell 'continuously' but can't be bothered to put a 't' at the end of 'don't'? And what is with that lonely letter 't' sitting there between 'of' and 'all'?

I bet your not even Russian, probably just some troll making with the fake foreign talk.

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: Hello of Russia!

I swear that I truly and it is honest Russian girl, not troll. However, sometimes I forget as to say some things therefore I I use Babelfish, and sometimes the place accomplishes strange errors. I try very strongly to learn, to please it is tender with me. I swear that I there is no Communist!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello of Russia!

We are willing to put up with Godless foreigners if THEY are willing to try there VERY BEST to post well. Don't be a lazy poster, Jesus hates lazy posters!

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: Hello of Russia!

I apologize myself sincerely, captain. You' intellect re is courageous American any match for my.