Sinful godless truckers are people too!

[Road Kill gypsy]

Howdy all, been trolling the landover site on and off for a couple years and thought was about time I said hi on the forums. I'm a 27 y/o pagan and proud trucker from wherever I may be sitting on the map, currently west virginia. I don't have a problem with jesus, he was a good guy with good ideals, but too many people twisting his teachings and using them for their own agendas soured me on the christian faith some time ago. But it's still nice to see when people know what they believe in and stick to it like you folks, too many organized religions willing to change their fundamental points for political purposes or monetary gain. I don't quite understand all the hate you guys get, (while I may not agree with you most of the time, and will admittedly probably try to intelligently debate you on some points in the future) what exactly is it going to accomplish for the haters? If you have a problem with someone elses beliefs then....maybe don't follow that belief? If simply reading about those beliefs makes you so hateful, then maybe.....don't subject yourself to it? That's one of the biggest problems in America, the lack of personal accountability plaguing us since the start of the lawsuit culture. Why exactly should landover be held responsible for me ignoring content titles and warnings pertaining to things that I know are gonna offend me? Anyway, I've seen that there are some other non-christians here that have been able to peacefully share the forums, and thought I'd add another olive branch.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Sinful godless truckers are people too!

Well normally I would say "Welcome to God's favorite forum," but in your case I won't. We have a large banner flying in front of our church in Freehold that proudly states "Unsaved, Unwelcome" and we mean that. In fact, we have a permanent injunction aganst all unsaved scum coming anywhere near our church!

So, why do you practice witchcraft?

[Road Kill gypsy]

Re: Sinful godless truckers are people too!

I just found it to be natural after throwing off the chains of the united methodist church. I'd always felt a strong connection to nature, and known magic to exist in different forms. So one day while I was out with my larp group beating each other with giant pieces of foam in the woods, I sat down to meditate with a group and found a very profound sense of belonging.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Sinful godless truckers are people too!

I just found it to be natural after throwing off the chains of the united methodist church. I'd always felt a strong connection to nature, and known magic to exist in different forms. So one day while I was out with my larp group beating each other with giant pieces of foam in the woods, I sat down to meditate with a group and found a very profound sense of belonging.

Pal, what you found was satan. Doing "meditation" is just another way of mocking God (who commands Prayer) and inviting satan into your life. And doing it in a group means that you've joined a coven.

You have demons up in there tickling your prostrate pal. And only Christ can get rid of them for you. Take a look at THIS!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Sinful godless truckers are people too!

This ROADGYPSY is one of the more polite and reasonable hellbound witches we've had sully our Godly site. Mind you, the Devil will still have his way with him just the same as he spends eternity having his skinned burned off daily in the Lake of Fire, but he is more pleasant than average pagan dirt worshipper we get around here.

I just thought I'd point that out, not that it matters much.

[barneyhilliard]

Re: Sinful godless truckers are people too!

I just found it to be natural after throwing off the chains of the united methodist church. I'd always felt a strong connection to nature, and known magic to exist in different forms. So one day while I was out with my larp group beating each other with giant pieces of foam in the woods, I sat down to meditate with a group and found a very profound sense of belonging.

Not only are you into witchcraft -- you are obviously a homosexual. Beating other men with foam? What's next, oil wrestling in baby pools? Naked jousting? You, sir, need to accept Christ and the Bible now before Jesus comes back and puts you in the fire.

Repent!

[Road Kill gypsy]

Re: Sinful godless truckers are people too!

Meh, beat some women with the foam swords too, when they aren't beating me