[Nurse Clampett]

Re: I have a false religion. THOSE piffleING HEATHENS.

Oh yeah, christian boy? well i hope you get to heaven to enjoy eternity with your gay ass god and his incest son. oh wait, THEYRE THE SAME piffleING PERSON. WHO THE piffle COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING? speaking of coming, Im sure jesus will "second come" all over your face as you open your gay cock loving ass so he can fill you with "His Manly Love". piffle YOU racist ass bitches and your piffleing conservative ignorant fat american-loving asses. grow old with your insecurities you place in a religion you know shit about and die and never exist like the rest of us. because thats whats going to happen because youre piffleing stuck in the god damn bronze age!

youre piffleing lucky for rule #44, assholes. go suck a cock


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Gee, I'm sure no one saw that coming from you.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

I don't agree with the original poster on some issues, though. I find useful teachings in many religions, including Satanism, Christianity, Buddhism, Yogaism, Judaism, and others like atheism, and of course, agnosticism. I haven't found anything redeeming in Scientology as of yet, but I think we all feel the same about Scientology, am I right?

It seems that you took Pascal’s Wager too literally and have hedge your bets. You call yourself an agnostic and pick and choose from all the religions underneath the sun in the hope that when you die, you are covered. I’m sorry sir, but you will lose your bet because the money is on God and He only pays out to those who commit 100%.

I would suggest you visit the godless Richard Dawkins’ site, but I doubt even he would accept an agnostic (a namby pamby fence sitter).

[Nobar King]

Re: I have a false religion. THOSE piffleING HEATHENS.

WTH is rule #44?
Is it something from hockey?
NHL.com - Rules: Official Rules - Rule 44: Checking from Behind

[Frothy Soda]

Re: I have a false religion. THOSE piffleING HEATHENS.

Oh yeah, christian boy? well i hope you get to heaven to enjoy eternity with your gay ass god and his incest son. oh wait, THEYRE THE SAME FUCKING PERSON. WHO THE FUCK COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING? speaking of coming, Im sure jesus will "second come" all over your face as you open your gay cock loving ass so he can fill you with "His Manly Love". FUCK YOU racist ass bitches and your fucking conservative ignorant fat american-loving asses. grow old with your insecurities you place in a religion you know shit about and die and never exist like the rest of us. because thats whats going to happen because youre fucking stuck in the god damn bronze age!

youre fucking lucky for rule #44, assholes. go suck a cock


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[Nobar King]

Re: I have a false religion. THOSE piffleING HEATHENS.

I have just noticed that you have the effrontery to claim that I came here to argue with Jesus. I most certainly did not, unless you claim to be Jesus.

Whatever. I'm not your therapist. I don't study every case. Did I make a mistake in your case? What did you come her for, then?

I see you have already promoted yourself to a King so Jesus can't be too far to the right, or left, depending on which way you swing, I suppose.

That's my last name, dummy, and I resent the ambiguous sexual innuendo.

[Martin Poofter]

Re: I have a false religion. THOSE piffleING HEATHENS.

No, he came here to argue with Jesus and had his ass served back to him.

First of all I'd like to take issue with your blasphemous avatar. Care to explain that?

I have just noticed that you have the effrontery to claim that I came here to argue with Jesus. I most certainly did not, unless you claim to be Jesus.

I see you have already promoted yourself to a King so Jesus can't be too far to the right, or left, depending on which way you swing, I suppose.

My ass, as you Americans so quaintly call my buttocks, has never left my body unlike your head, which appears to be in the heavens, along with your preaching.

I've got you nailed, as Mel Gibson might say. It's all about the money, honey.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

but Pastor Ezekiel, Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. And Jesus was a friend to everyone, rich, poor, sinner, saint. And as a matter of fact, I have been saved. I actually find it offensive that you would call me unsaved scum when Ive been a Christian for the majority of my life. Of course I don't claim to be Christian now, but it isn't like I don't know what it is like.

Please show us which scripture backs up your claim that Jesus "was a friend to" prostitutes. He told prostitutes to "GO AND SIN NO MORE!" He didn't invite them over for a pink tea party! Jesus HATES unrepentant sinners, boy.

And I am not moved by your hissyfit. I am called upon by JESUS CHRIST to rebuke you in His name! I find it offensive that an unsaved wad of garbage like you would waltz uninvited into our Christian forum for no reason other than to spew hatred at us. Do we go into monkey worshiping forums and tell them they're wrong for worshiping monkeys?

As for your claims of having once been a Christian, that is a slap in the face to Jesus. One of my cousins is a professional golfer. Does that mean that I'm one too? You have never been washed clean of sin in His blood, so you are not and never have been a Christian.

That having been said, I'm sure that Christ has called you here for a reason. Maybe you are a fruit that is ripe for the plucking. Open your heart to His Manly love and you may avoid spending eternity in the lake of fire.

Maybe.

[Frothy Soda]

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

Alright, Captain, ask me those questions then. Ill give you my answers.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

LOTS OF WORDS THAT MEANT NOT MUCH SNIPPED

Son, Agnosticism is the ultimate wimp out. You ask an Agnostic:

Is there a God?

I dunno.

What do believe?

Lots of stuff. A little of this, a little of that.

What happens when you die?

Uhm, my soul like lives on or something. Like my spirit or whatever is like immortal I guess.

RUBBISH!

Make fist boy! Get off the damn fence! You are either with God or you're against Him. If you're with God, it means you believe EVERY WORD of the King James Bible v. 1611, have accepted Jesus as your Lord and Saviour, and you've joined an Independent Baptist Church like ours! All the True Christians™ here are bound for Glory for eternity.

Everyone else is headed straight to Hell boy!

So which is it? Do you want eternal bliss or eternal torment? The choice is yours!

[Frothy Soda]

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

but Pastor Ezekiel, Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. And Jesus was a friend to everyone, rich, poor, sinner, saint. And as a matter of fact, I have been saved. I actually find it offensive that you would call me unsaved scum when Ive been a Christian for the majority of my life. Of course I don't claim to be Christian now, but it isn't like I don't know what it is like.

[Nobar King]

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

I didn't say that I forgive you. You need to apologize to Jesus and ask Him to forgive you.

[Frothy Soda]

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

All of those things are forgivable, brother. Hopefully this is the beginning of the right path for you. Like everyone, you still have much to learn. Don't fret. There is still time.

THANK YOU THANK YOU

Ugh that is a relief. I wasn't sure if anyone would believe me. I honestly am sorry. I keep my same opinions, but Ive still learned something from talking to everyone here: not to be a hypocrite. Im glad you have forgiven me, Nobar. I know that you don't accept me for being what I am, but that, too, is your right. I really got off to a bad start, though.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

will someone please just talk with me? Nobar King, your sign says "unsaved welcome." I get insult after insult even when I apologize. please. I dont even know how to work this website fully yet. Ive received two infractions in one day and I dont even know how to reply!!

And Nurse Clampett, YOU ARE RIGHT im sorry. forgive me, please! everyone here, I AM SORRY. I was a hateful bigot, ok? all I want is someone to listen to me, or be my friend.

Ive even gone back to capitalize everyones names, because ive got an infraction for that, and its just forgetfulness. ive changed my avatar, and my profile picture to a picture of me, as a sign of good faith!

Pal, you need to be on your knees begging JESUS to be your friend. He's the best friend any boy could have!

Don't expect anyone to befriend you here. The Bible warns us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. Nothing personal, that's just how Christians live according to God's Divine Plan.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

[Nobar King]

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

All of those things are forgivable, brother. Hopefully this is the beginning of the right path for you. Like everyone, you still have much to learn. Don't fret. There is still time.

[Frothy Soda]

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

will someone please just talk with me? Nobar King, your sign says "unsaved welcome" I get insult after insult even when I apologize. please. I dont even know how to work this website fully yet. Ive received two infractions in one day and I dont even know how to reply!!

And Nurse Clampett, YOU ARE RIGHT im sorry. forgive me, please! everyone here, I AM SORRY. I was a hateful bigot, ok? all I want is someone to listen to me, or be my friend.

Ive even gone back to capitalize everyones names, because ive got an infraction for that, and its just forgetfulness. ive changed my avatar, and my profile picture to a picture of me, as a sign of good faith!