Agnostics: what do they know?

Martin Poofter · 03-31-2009, 03:07 AM

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

Originally posted by JennyD View Post

Good, you know how to use a dictionary.

Now, explain why it applies as you used it before.

Oh, and if you accuse me of witchcraft again, or call me or any other True Christian™ any other vile names, you'll find out what Quarantine is like.

Explain? No. I don't have to answer to you. I only answer to Jesus and what he imtimated to me would not only have me in quarantine (which I will be by tomorrow when Pastor Ezekiel reads one of my posts) but have your sorry ass on a skewer.

Don't quarantine me now, wait for permission.

JennyD · 03-31-2009, 03:04 AM

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

Originally posted by Martin Poofter View Post

Protect by all means but don't use subterfuge in the process.

How is putting someone in quarantine "subterfuge"?

I suggest you whip out your dictionary and look that word up, too.

Martin Poofter · 03-31-2009, 03:03 AM

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

Originally posted by JennyD View Post

What are you yammering about?

Are you suggesting that we do not have the right to protect our own church forum from spammers and scumbags who want to disrupt our fellowshipping and outreach?

Protect by all means but don't use subterfuge in the process.

JennyD · 03-31-2009, 03:00 AM

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

Originally posted by Martin Poofter View Post

Of course I do, you witch. It's the commemoration to the dead. Something similar to you and your cohorts.

Good, you know how to use a dictionary.

Now, explain why it applies as you used it before.

Oh, and if you accuse me of witchcraft again, or call me or any other True Christian™ any other vile names, you'll find out what Quarantine is like.

Martin Poofter · 03-31-2009, 02:58 AM

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

Originally posted by JennyD View Post

Do you know what "epitaph" means, Martian?

Of course I do, you witch. It's the commemoration to the dead. Something similar to you and your cohorts.

JennyD · 03-31-2009, 02:58 AM

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

Originally posted by Martin Poofter View Post

You seem to have more gall than the CIA and FBI combined. They should employ you as their internet hit man. Salary to be negotiated with Jesus, so remember, not all things are done for money. Be reasonable and request a small stipend of bread and water for nutritional purposes.

What are you yammering about?

Are you suggesting that we do not have the right to protect our own church forum from spammers and scumbags who want to disrupt our fellowshipping and outreach?

Martin Poofter · 03-31-2009, 02:54 AM

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post

He can still read it. He just can't reply here.

You seem to have more gall than the CIA and FBI combined. They should employ you as their internet hit man. Salary to be negotiated with Jesus, so remember, not all things are done for money. Be reasonable and request a small stipend of bread and water for nutritional purposes.

JennyD · 03-31-2009, 01:14 AM

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

Originally posted by Martin Poofter View Post

You are too late. He's in quarantine. Bring him back so that he can read your epitaph.

Do you know what "epitaph" means, Martian?

Pastor Billy-Reuben · 03-31-2009, 12:50 AM

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

Originally posted by Martin Poofter View Post

You are too late. He's in quarantine. Bring him back so that he can read your epitaph.

He can still read it. He just can't reply here.

Martin Poofter · 03-31-2009, 12:36 AM

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post

Jesus didn't ride dinosaurs. He tied an ass and a colt together, and rode both animals at the same time.

Matt 21:5-7 Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass. And the disciples went, and did as Jesus commanded them, And brought the ass, and the colt, and put on them their clothes, and they set him thereon.

Hosanna!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

You are too late. He's in quarantine. Bring him back so that he can read your epitaph.

Pastor Billy-Reuben · 03-31-2009, 12:30 AM

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

Originally posted by Frothy Soda View Post

oh, hang on, i just found the source oif my avatar!

Beginner's Bible Coloring Book!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/bar-art/414998399/

Dad, did dinosaurs really exist? Sure they did, son. The Bible says so. They didn't call them "dinosaurs" back then, but instead they were known as "leviathans" or "behemoths". But, my science teacher says dinosaurs lived millions of years ago. Is that true? Of course not, son. Then how old are they? Well, let's see. The Bible tells us [from Adam and Eve's family tree] that the Universe is only a few thousand years old. So dinosaurs had to have lived within the past few thousand years. That's simple logic, son. Oh. So that means they were on Noah's Ark? Absolutely! The Bible says two of every animal were brought [by God] to the ark. Dinosaurs were animals. So, using your logic again son, dinosaurs had to be on the ark. Huh. So how come scientists say they're older than that? and died way before Jesus? Well, son, they just make that up. Dinosaur bones don't have labels on them to tell how old they are. In fact, there is no proof whatsoever that the world and its fossil layers are millions of years old. No scientist saw dinosaurs die- Dad! No I'm serious. Scientists only find the bones in the here and now, and because many of them are evolutionists, they try to fit the story of the dinosaurs into their view. That's sad. But I thought scientists were smart? Sure, but they don't know everything. So they have to make stuff up to fit their beliefs. While you and I, we have the facts, straight from the Bible. I don't want to be a scientist! Ha! That's ok, son. It's better to be right, than smart. C'mon, wanna learn how to flip burgers like your Dad? Yeah! larger one here. ref. Answers in Genesis Conservapedia Bible, et al [Update 5/25/07: www.creationmuseum.org . "Prepare To Believe."]

go figure :p but apparently, some people do think that Jesus and dinosaurs were alive at the same time. and that He even rode one possibly? Odd.

Jesus didn't ride dinosaurs. He tied an ass and a colt together, and rode both animals at the same time.

Matt 21:5-7 Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass. And the disciples went, and did as Jesus commanded them, And brought the ass, and the colt, and put on them their clothes, and they set him thereon.

Hosanna!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Martin Poofter · 03-31-2009, 12:23 AM

Re: I have a false religion. THOSE piffleING HEATHENS.

Hit me, Pastor Ezekiel, so that I may join my alter ego, Bliar in Quarantine.

Canada, England, where next will you find the real Jesus?

Pastor Ezekiel · 03-31-2009, 12:05 AM

Re: I have a false religion. THOSE piffleING HEATHENS.

Originally posted by Frothy Soda View Post

Oh yeah, christian boy? well i hope you get to heaven to enjoy eternity with your gay ass god and his incest son. oh wait, THEYRE THE SAME piffleING PERSON. WHO THE piffle COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING? speaking of coming, Im sure jesus will "second come" all over your face as you open your gay cock loving ass so he can fill you with "His Manly Love". piffle YOU racist ass bitches and your piffleing conservative ignorant fat american-loving asses. grow old with your insecurities you place in a religion you know shit about and die and never exist like the rest of us. because thats whats going to happen because youre piffleing stuck in the god damn bronze age!

youre piffleing lucky for rule #44, assholes. go suck a cock

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So much for "I just wanna be your friend," huh?

Never trust an atheist.

Capt. Aaron Portway · 03-30-2009, 11:59 PM

Re: I have a false religion. THOSE piffleING HEATHENS.

Originally posted by Frothy Soda View Post

Oh yeah, christian boy? well i hope you get to heaven to enjoy eternity with your gay ass god and his incest son. oh wait, THEYRE THE SAME piffleING PERSON. WHO THE piffle COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING? speaking of coming, Im sure jesus will "second come" all over your face as you open your gay cock loving ass so he can fill you with "His Manly Love". piffle YOU racist ass bitches and your piffleing conservative ignorant fat american-loving asses. grow old with your insecurities you place in a religion you know shit about and die and never exist like the rest of us. because thats whats going to happen because youre piffleing stuck in the god damn bronze age!

youre piffleing lucky for rule #44, assholes. go suck a cock

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Uhmm Pastors, I think we might need a little moderation on this thread. Mr. Soda seems to be having an "episode" of some sort.

Thanks for visting son. Enjoy being Banned or Quarantined. Oh, and say hello to Satan for us while he's having his way with your backside for eternity!

Martin Poofter · 03-30-2009, 11:47 PM

Re: Agnostics: what do they know?

Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

One of my cousins is a professional golfer.

I did wonder who it was following Tiger Woods with a dirty towel in his hand, muttering "Stick it in Jesus' hole for the good of my wallet"

But it does bring your parentage into question.

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