[Brother Temperance]

Re: How you doin'?

You think that's bad just wait until you hear this: there are some porn directors, whose names I will not say here, who would film 50 guys all having sex with one woman, completely unprotected, with internal ejaculations. Then 3 months later he would video tape the subsequent abortions. With that being said I thank you for accepting me to your Christian messageboard.

Obviously, it'd be wrong to say who those people are. But still, just between good Christian Brothers...is one of their names an anagram of El Gora?

[Shinigami]

Re: How you doin'?

My son, now that you have returned to the Lord, have you received the Sacrament of Reconciliation? If not, I can make arrangements to hear your confession personally. To ensure that you are truly repentant of all of your sins, you will have to tell me, in unflinching honesty and in full detail, about all of your misdeeds, going all of the way back.

Um...do you have a biblical basis for ANY of this? I am going to make a early guess and say no since:k
1. Only Jesus ever forgave sin and that was because of his death with all the sins of humanity going back to Adam on him.
2. Nowhere in the Bible is it ever stated that the Apostles ever had authority to forgive sin or absolve any person into a state of grace.
3. The Catholic "state of grace" is bizzarely akin to Old Testament "ritual cleanliness" and is in effect without validity for a Christian. It is a concept used to enforce more Catholic dogma.

Sorry OP, I had to condemn a Catholic for spreading his [strikethrough]propaganda[/strikethrough] propaganda on this great website. We here only need Jesus to be saved and no priests or any such thing. Hope you stay longer than our more recent folk. Enjoy your time here and learn somthing for your sake. I get your liver and any holdings you might have left off your will should you be killed at any time.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: How you doin'?

You think that's bad just wait until you hear this: there are some porn directors, whose names I will not say here, who would film 50 guys all having sex with one woman, completely unprotected, with internal ejaculations. Then 3 months later he would video tape the subsequent abortions.

[Max Bayes]

Re: How you doin'?

I think it's glorious that through all the 'love' you have had, Magma, that only the love of the Lord remains. Welcome!

[Rick 'Magma' Bocchino]

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It's so horrible . . . the images won't go away . . . why would God let me read that? Why Lord? Why!?! I'll never be clean again . . . what is a Belarusian hermaphrodite anyway? Midgets, the awful midgets!

You think that's bad just wait until you hear this: there are some porn directors, whose names I will not say here, who would film 50 guys all having sex with one woman, completely unprotected, with internal ejaculations. Then 3 months later he would video tape the subsequent abortions. With that being said I thank you for accepting me to your Christian messageboard.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: How you doin'?

What an uplifting story, Mr. Bocchino! I liked the part of the story where you found Christ and quit whoring around the most. The rest of the story was pretty sordid for my taste.

I bet if you pray real hard, God will cure you of your HIV, too.

[Bob4God]

Re: How you doin'?

This is truly a disturbing yet uplifting story. It just goes to show GOD can pull anybody out of anything (or anybody.)

What are some of the names of your pornography videos? Are they on the internet? It would be nice if you could give us some details so we know where to find the videos. We would do everything we could to get them taken down where nobody can see them and ridicule one of our newest members of the fold.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How you doin'?

My son, now that you have returned to the Lord, have you received the Sacrament of Reconciliation? If not, I can make arrangements to hear your confession personally. To ensure that you are truly repentant of all of your sins, you will have to tell me, in unflinching honesty and in full detail, about all of your misdeeds, going all of the way back.

Silence you! Brother Magma has accepted Jesus as his personal SAVIOR and doesn't need any Mary worship!

Very inspiring story Brother Magma, I could tell you were one of Christ's chosen elect by the way you kept to your standards of butt sex only even in your worst days.

[Father Peter Rast]

Re: How you doin'?

My son, now that you have returned to the Lord, have you received the Sacrament of Reconciliation? If not, I can make arrangements to hear your confession personally. To ensure that you are truly repentant of all of your sins, you will have to tell me, in unflinching honesty and in full detail, about all of your misdeeds, going all of the way back.

[Larry Lee]

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Many thanks, Rick, for sharing your testimony. If God can reach down and save someone as completely revolting as you, He can do anything! May the Lord bless your time here, and have you tithed yet?

[Elmer Christianson]

Re: How you doin'?

Welcome Mr Magma. I have no doubt Jesus will get you out of your sticky situation. But I am a bit concerned that you might be one of those stealth Catholic spies. Jesus has a special place for those who play tricks on His favorite church, so be warned.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Please don't use your porn-star name. Since you're born again, a different person from the one that committed those youthful indiscretions, you should be Rick Bocchino again.

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: How you doin'?

Hey how you doin'? My name is Rick Magma,

[...]

Yours in Him,
Rick Magma

Love is blind and now so is poor Olga. Welcome, Mr. Bocchino.

[Pastor Nereu Gargalo]

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Guido and Sofia Bocchino

Humpf! Mary worshippers. Of course their son became a sexual deviant.

[JennyD]

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I think I'm going to be sick.