Hi Everybody!!

[Brian Dyk]

My name is Brian Dyk, and I am a Christian. I love Jesus and I hate anything which goes against God Holy Word: The King James Bible. If it's in the Bible it's true. If it is not in the Bible, I am very, very wary of it.

I have a beautiful wife at home and three lovely daughters. I am noticing that the ad above me right now is advertising to meet Jewish singles. I have a real problem with that. They may procreate and we don't need anymore Jews in the world. However, I suspect that this an ad to bring more Jews to Christ. I may have just advertised free money -- but who am I to question the wonderful Christians here.

Anyway, I am very glad to be here and I hope to one day become a True Christian.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi Everybody!!

Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. Take a look around, and ask if you have questions.

What's your favorite Bible Verse?

What's your wife's best pie?

[Brian Dyk]

Re: Hi Everybody!!

Thank you Pastor for your kind welcome. My favorite Bible verse . . . that is a tough one. But if I had to choose, it would be:

Leviticus 10:10 "You must distinguish between the holy and the common, between the unclean and the clean,"

Really, God is clear here that there is a definite heirarchy in what he views to be holy and what he views to be garbage. Landover Baptist is obviously the former and the rest of the world is obviously the latter. I am thankful to God for bringing me here before it was too late.

As for my wife's pie. Hmmm . . . she has such great pie. She makes a killer cherry pie, a marvelous rhubarb-strawberry pie, and her key lime pie is to die for. However, there is nothing better than my wife's good old fashioned apple pie.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hi Everybody!!

Thank you Pastor for your kind welcome. My favorite Bible verse . . . that is a tough one. But if I had to choose, it would be:

Leviticus 10:10 "You must distinguish between the holy and the common, between the unclean and the clean,"

Really, God is clear here that there is a definite heirarchy in what he views to be holy and what he views to be garbage. Landover Baptist is obviously the former and the rest of the world is obviously the latter. I am thankful to God for bringing me here before it was too late.

As for my wife's pie. Hmmm . . . she has such great pie. She makes a killer cherry pie, a marvelous rhubarb-strawberry pie, and her key lime pie is to die for. However, there is nothing better than my wife's good old fashioned apple pie.

Does your wife have a sister? One that is or might someday become a True Christian™? If so, is she "intact" down there, if you get my drift?

Just wondering.

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: Hi Everybody!!

My name is Brian Dyk, and I am a Christian. I love Jesus and I hate anything which goes against God Holy Word: The King James Bible. If it's in the Bible it's true. If it is not in the Bible, I am very, very wary of it.

I have a beautiful wife at home and three lovely daughters. I am noticing that the ad above me right now is advertising to meet Jewish singles. I have a real problem with that. They may procreate and we don't need anymore Jews in the world. However, I suspect that this an ad to bring more Jews to Christ. I may have just advertised free money -- but who am I to question the wonderful Christians here.

Anyway, I am very glad to be here and I hope to one day become a True Christian.

Are you from Michigan???

[Nobar King]

Re: Hi Everybody!!

What's up with your last name?

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Hi Everybody!!

What's up with your last name?

I agree. With that last name, I’m starting to suspect that you were sent here by The Lambda Community Center (www.lambdacenter.org) to infiltrate this Godly community.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hi Everybody!!

My name is Brian Dyk, and I am a Christian.

Hiya Mr Brian. Eye knows yous from da facebook. You Miss Lorri's friend. Eyes a good christan womin to!

[Rocking for JC]

Re: Hi Everybody!!

As for my wife's pie. Hmmm . . . she has such great pie. She makes a killer cherry pie, a marvelous rhubarb-strawberry pie, and her key lime pie is to die for. However, there is nothing better than my wife's good old fashioned apple pie.

That's AWSOME. I can't wait to get married so I can have sex. And she can pies for the band.

ROCK ON JESUS!

[MAYATOLA]

Re: Hi Everybody!!

So Brian, why should I believe simply by your saying so that you are a Christian? Have you been born again? So what if you have three daughters? Perhaps your wife brought them into your marriage? To what church do you belong? And how much did you tithe? How many people did you bring to the Lord in the past year? perhaps you have these naive people on this forum conned or perhaps bribed into believing you are a true Christian, but you fail to convince. God bless you,

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Hi Everybody!!

So Brian, why should I believe simply by your saying so that you are a Christian? Have you been born again? So what if you have three daughters? Perhaps your wife brought them into your marriage? To what church do you belong? And how much did you tithe? How many people did you bring to the Lord in the past year? perhaps you have these naive people on this forum conned or perhaps bribed into believing you are a true Christian, but you fail to convince. God bless you,

Look, it's obvious you're from that weed site Mayatola. No one here is naive, especially our pastors and moderators. What are you trying to prove here?

[JennyD]

Re: Hi Everybody!!

Look, it's obvious you're from that weed site Mayatola. No one here is naive, especially our pastors and moderators. What are you trying to prove here?

Mayonnaisa is a stoner, Nurse?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Hi Everybody!!

Mayonnaisa is a stoner, Nurse?

I know! Just the thought of mayonnaise and Twinkies (classic stoner food) makes me sick.