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  • nocommonsense
    Unsaved Trash
    • Apr 2009
    • 14
    #1

    Save me! version 2.0

    First, I want to apologize for my smart-ass remarks.
    Second, I want to personally apologize to Nobar. I'm sorry Nobar.
    Third, I'm a college graduate with a masters in information technology (yes, i was too much of a p.ussy to go for CS)
    Fourth, Im single male
    Fifth, I was forced against my will to attend Presbyterian school. Then I was cast into cathlick school. I took every opportunity to ditch "mass" (why do they call it mass? mass what? murder? mass control?) and take psilocybin to enhance the priest's sermon. Nothing like really truly seeing the wrath of God.


    Because of my education, I throw out those religions. Now Im searching for a new one.

    Oh yea, I born muslim - and i Love that graphic. If you guys only knew what it said, i promise it would be removed instantly =)

    SO, hows that for an intro? can I have my original name back?
    "You know, Jesus will not be mocked, fool. Every smart-mouth comment you post in this Godly forum is being recorded by the DOF and by Jesus himself. You won't think you're so clever once Jesus tosses you into the pits of hell, [b]where you will surely spend eternity having your tongue peeled and your anal cavity reamed with steel brushes.[/b]"
    -Pastor Ezekiel
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Save me! version 2.0

      You can start by reading up on our church doctrine HERE.

      Also, while your apologies are welcome, you need to SINCERELY REPENT before Jesus will listen. Also a generous Love Offering gets His attention. That's what the Paypal button at the bottom of the page is for.

      BTW: In the world of Christianity, "common sense" is something to be avoided. We use "Jesus sense," as laid out in the Holy KJV1611 Bible.

      Which you should try reading.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • John Bois Ward
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2009
          • 350
          #3
          Re: Save me! version 2.0

          I would also add that you use your "education" and follow the basic rules of grammar. It is difficult to accept a post in a serious manner if it appears to have been written by a second grade ESL student.
          Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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