Another reason the hate vegetables: LittleOnion

[LITTLEONION]

This is the most awesome site on the entire web!You guys rock!I want to give you all my money right now!

[JennyD]

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This is the most awesome site on the entire web!You guys rock!I want to give you all my money right now!

Try the PrayPal button at the bottom of the screen.

[John Bois Ward]

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This is the most awesome site on the entire web!You guys rock!I want to give you all my money right now!

I don't see the connection between your post and the title of this thread. Is there something wrong with you?

[LITTLEONION]

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OOPS...sorry...I was totally overcome with awe by your excellent Christian website and I lost my composure....wont happen again!

[JennyD]

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OOPS...sorry...I was totally overcome with awe by your excellent Christian website and I lost my composure....wont happen again!

Exposure to True, Bible-Based Christianity can do that to people used to cruising depraved websites like deviantart.com and disney.com.

Welcome! Why not tell us a bit about yourself?

What sort of church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible verse or story? Have you met my friend Jesus?

[LITTLEONION]

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Wellll....I'm a little nervous now....I spend most of my life underground,so I do'nt get out much.Most of my friends prefer to be called satanicmetalheadpagans,but I think it's all just an act.(some of them sneak off to a Baptist church on 14th street when they think no one is watching! I have a comfortable life due to a libel suit against a few former Raelians and their insane leader,and I watch reruns of the 700 club while I lash myself with an iron shod "dementor". Other than that,it's pretty quiet around here.How about you?

[JennyD]

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Wellll....I'm a little nervous now....I spend most of my life underground,so I do'nt get out much.Most of my friends prefer to be called satanicmetalheadpagans,but I think it's all just an act.(some of them sneak off to a Baptist church on 14th street when they think no one is watching! I have a comfortable life due to a libel suit against a few former Raelians and their insane leader,and I watch reruns of the 700 club while I lash myself with an iron shod "dementor". Other than that,it's pretty quiet around here.How about you?

Wouldn't suicide get you to Hell faster?

Why waste time, right? You're here to mock God, aren't you?

So get on with the eternal torture, already! Find a cliff, jump off . . . and meet your destiny in the Lake of Fire God has created to punish those who refuse His limitless Love!

[I love dick]

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I quess he "thought" he was being funny?

[WickedWitch]

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I guess he "thought" he was being funny?

Well, he's certainly an interesting fellow, I'll say that much for him.

[MAYATOLA]

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This is a poor deluded child. He is certainly going to burn unless he accepts Jesus in his heart and devotes his life to him. He certainly doesn't need to flog himself or thu his nose at those who are his spiritual betters

[Nurse Clampett]

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This is a poor deluded child. He is certainly going to burn unless he accepts Jesus in his heart and devotes his life to him. He certainly doesn't need to flog himself or thu his nose at those who are his spiritual betters

I take it you know him?

[Max Bayes]

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I take it you know him?

Probably taught him all he knows about God Mocking

[MAYATOLA]

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No, Max, you silly child, I don/t know onion; I eat them! They fulfill their potential underground.